2021-02-27 at 5:47 AM UTC
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2 word story thread
Originally posted by Antifa Member
hi my
Originally posted by Ghost
nigger is
Originally posted by ⠀rabbitweed ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
buttfuck me
Originally posted by Antifa Member
everyday and
Originally posted by Ghost
Then nigger
Originally posted by Meikai
divinely metamorphoses
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
We both know some things.
Prove it. I can't. I might pretend to "know" things sometimes, but it's all a dirty lie I tell for the convenience of communicating with humans (using "probably" in every sentence instead of just every other sentence would probably get pretty annoying). Humans are obsessed with believing they
know things and seeing the world in concrete terms. I don't begrudge them for it, but they're all full of shit. Their squishy meat brains are garbage and most of their encounters with supposed knowledge come in the form of secondhand recollections of experiences they weren't privy to. And even had they been privy to them, it wouldn't necessarily mean they were any truer - an atheist's interpretation of secondhand recollections of god.
Nothing is true, everyone just pretends there are 'truths' that they 'know' because acknowledging how big of a lie that is is terrifying and completely unhelpful (even if that is ironically the one thing, perhaps, that
is true).
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
I have evidence of my beliefs.
Your "beliefs", eh? At least you're finally talking about it in terms of faith and religion. This is an improvement. I approve.
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2021-02-26 at 8:40 AM UTC
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What drugs do you take?
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
No. LSD can't kill.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Same with lorazepam. You could swallow bottles of it and you won't die, even though it's a benzodiazepine.
Sola dosis facit venenum, you wrinkly old turd.
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
Yeah fuck names just tell people about the things you stuck up your ass like a decade ago
Let's be real: I'm nothing if not my brand, and getting a highlighter stuck in my ass 15 years ago is 100% of my brand.
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
Question: what side was the writing part on? Inside? Or could you like write with your asshole.
Writing part facing out. This was the catalyst for disaster, you see. After getting carried away during the... *ahem*...
act, all that remained to grasp onto was the cap of the marker. The only way to get it out was to pull on the cap. This could have gone one of two ways, but the grip-strength of my virgin anus was the deciding factor - "the cap came off", exposing the narrow writing tip, which was promptly engulfed by my asshole. This also meant that any attempt to fish it out meant trying to get a forceful grip on the like... 5mm wide plastic neck. Not easy.
Originally posted by Antifa Member
The fuck am i doing with my life
Asking the important questions.
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Originally posted by Semiazas
Richmond. Went off the wagon for a bit. Trying the clean life again.
Who were you on Zok?
Highlighter. Hiiiiiighlighter. I'm old. So old. Highlighter in my asshole.
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Originally posted by Semiazas
Hts?
Aye.
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2021-02-24 at 9:10 PM UTC
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I need to go pay my rent.
“The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have maintained their racial purity thanks to their lack of an affinity with bathing, have seen their territory invaded by a new kind of slave: the Portuguese.”
- Che Guevara
“The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations.”
- Che Guevara
"The jedi nigger Lassalle who, I’m glad to say, is leaving at the end of this week, has happily lost another 5,000 talers in an ill-judged speculation."
- Karl Marx
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When will my watermark grow in, papa? Is... is there something wrong with me?
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2021-02-25 at 3:22 AM UTC
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We aren't interrupting you!
It's called cooperative overlapping, and acting like we're "rude" for doing it is actually pretty antisemitic.
https://twitter.com/GSarafan/status/1363930547110764547?s=20This is a great video that explains this uniquely jedi cultural phenomenon. If I'm talking over you it's not because I have no respect for your opinions as a goy, it's because I'm actually so deeply engaged with you that I don't want to wait to contribute. It's part of our heritage built on centuries of religious debate and discussion. It's who we are. Don't judge us.
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
You know in Hebrew they spell from right to left you're an anti-semite piece of s*** get the f*** off my thread. You faux joo
Ooooh you got him there.
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2021-02-25 at 2:42 AM UTC
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What kind of drunk are you?
Aggressiveness being a combination of confidence, competitiveness, and of course blind rage (at least once the ANGERY line is passed). Sloppiness being a measure of... sloppiness - overall hammeredness. It's worth noting I handle liquor pretty okay, and that my first 10 or so drinks are represented entirely by that slight bump in "aggressiveness" at the beginning of the graph. Great time to play video games and sing songs or whatever. It's all downhill from there. And then steeply uphill to the point where I break everything I own and don't remember why.
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2021-02-24 at 8:38 PM UTC
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I need to go pay my rent.
Originally posted by Sudo
Its crazy how preferable home ownership is to renting. Such a scam literally communism
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It's day three of an etiz binge and you've evolved from a toothpick, to a knife, to just licking your pinky and dipping it in. It's all downhill from here, and you don't care. You can't care.
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2021-02-24 at 2:21 AM UTC
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Triangle by Square Enix
Originally posted by Antifa Member
Is there any good ds or 3ds games like that to check out?
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2021-02-24 at 1:18 AM UTC
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Death Grips is fucking awful
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2021-02-22 at 3:15 AM UTC
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Only fans
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
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2021-02-22 at 12:34 AM UTC
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Best password manager?
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