Gonna really milk this going blind shit.

1. 2024-03-23 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole
   Folks I heard they'll give you a dog, help you get a place, get you a girlfriend, and make you food. That sounds awesome!
2. 2024-03-23 at 3:38 AM UTC

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   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   isnt there some country where you get govt subsidised hoors to visit your house. or just get a support worker and repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly accidentally touch her boobs and say sorry im new at being blind i thought your nipples were braille, and the braille said yes
3. 2024-03-23 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   have you tried not going blind tho
   
   cos having eyesight is pretty lit ngl
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4. 2024-03-23 at 5 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I love milk!
5. 2024-03-23 at 5:20 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bradley Folks I heard they'll give you a dog, help you get a place, get you a girlfriend, and make you food. That sounds awesome!

   
   If you're here illegally from another country you get all that plus a cell phone and prepaid debit card and you don't even have to register with the government or pay taxes
6. 2024-03-23 at 7:52 AM UTC

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   Warcry African Astronaut
   man you sort of deserve to go blind. dont you think?
7. 2024-03-23 at 7:52 AM UTC

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   Warcry African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice If you're here illegally from another country you get all that plus a cell phone and prepaid debit card and you don't even have to register with the government or pay taxes

   
   and you should and you should