Originally posted by blaster master
Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Hahaha that is pretty weird. You should have just used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system and made fake prescriptions for ailing old folks and animals while she was working there. You blew it chicken
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Originally posted by smokemon
Tiny hat gang literally sucks bloody baby peckers.
This was a traditional method that increased the likelihood of proper healing and recovery, but many modern brit milahs have modified the procedure (some even going so far as to forego the circumcision itself!). There is nothing strange about this, any more than sucking the venom out of a snake bite! We use the tools at our disposal!
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Originally posted by Meikai
I mean, I was an autistic weirdo looking for some found family shit, and instead I got some valuable life experiences with completely normal young adult drug users who were at least as nice to me as they weren't. The knife shenanigans on my part were shitty. It's not like they were complete assholes (they were regular assholes though). I had a lot of fun with them. It was a good break from being a loser with no social connections whatsoever, even if it did leave me with more trust issues and less desire for social connections than ever before. 🤷
People have used me to fund their drug habits. Idk I think if you can help a friend then you should but they weren’t like that, and I think the real issue is not hating them. I still haven’t removed some guy from my Netflix account.
I think nostalgia lies though, if you really think there was anything good about the friendships. Phoney friendships are always damaging and only that.
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Originally posted by Meikai
Smoking meth, doing drugs with a group of kind of shitty people who were taking advantage of my overgenerous lonely autism. They eventually took a little too much advantage and I threatened a girl with a knife to the throat. Oops. This all came on the heels of a previous (much briefer) jail stint during which I met the guy who introduced me to this group - that stint being caused by another drug induced psychotic break.
Someone steals $300 from you and drugs are involved, you can't exactly call the police over it. No going to small claims court to get your money back. Only options are suck it up or knife, and just once I made the foolish decision to choose the latter. They beat the shit out of me, threw me outside, and called the cops. Ahhh, youth.
That’s horrible. I hope they burn in hell. <3
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Originally posted by Meikai
oh god oh fuck one of the pigs has broken loose this is not a drill i repeat one of the pigs which i was supposed to take care of has escaped containment pray for humanity
you know what? fuck it.
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It doesn't matter how much I make because I invest my money wisely into rypto and the meth 3 rock chain so even though my portfolio says i'm "down 6.16%" i actually have more value than any of you because I am smart and bought the dip. The actual real value of my current portfolio when the market fully realizes it is in the millions.
It's just a matter of time folx
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Caluifilower pete from PIZZA PIZZA inc ala jiggerboot jognson.
Honestly the crust is pretty dank. Would order again but not sure if a CRUST is good enough to justify ordering it for an entire pete for more money. Extra cheese seems like a better money play
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