Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
That didn't scare me, kid.
I'm never scared when Trump daddy and the NON RHINOCEROS REPUBLICANS are in office because then I know there won't be any stray bullets from the mass shootings flying over the border. Sometimes when demoncraps are in office mass shootings will be going on simultaneously in the same area and collide to become more powerful, just like tornados 🌪 🌪 🔫 🔫
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beta 20.5 was released and has/is-being pushed on steam. Server is currently still on 20.4 ( but should b able to be upgraded within 24hrs ).
If your client is now on 20.5 and you wanna keep playing on the server till it updates - on steam, right click 7D2D in your games list : Properties > Betas > 'Select the beta you would like to opt into' > beta 20.4 - beta 20.4 Stable
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Originally posted by Meikai
This. Taking a DNA test is like snitching on your entire family for generations. Your kid's grandchildren will be identifiable with the DNA from the test you do today. All because you want to see how Puerto Rican your kid is? Not worth it in the least. Don't do it Sudo. Your great grandkids will thank you for every night they manage to survive the AI killbot raids in the year 2120.
EDIT: Well shit if they already have yours, your futurefamily is fucked when the AI killbots come. Sorry.
Good advice. I guess I'll just find out how Puerto Rican he is by seeing how on beat he dances to daddy Yankee and how quick he is to stab over trivial arguments
Typing "argument" made me think of a Fugazi album so I'm pretty sure I'm translucent white
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RIPtotse
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Originally posted by Sudo
I really need to get a 23 and me thing for my son to find out just how Puerto Rican he is. He looks super duper white but the legend goes his grandfather is half ree ree and I kinda wanna see if the indigenous native DNA my mom goes on about sometimes is true or not, I'm kinda hoping not
Do not do that. Unless the government already has ur DNA like if ur a felon like me. Otherwise keep ur DNA for urself those 23 and me things keeps DNA records and who knows where those will end up someday
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eh, most people feel worse about it than i do, but im pretty dead inside i guess. just my new reality and although some things are more difficult or take longer, i dunno it's not world ending, i spend most of my time observing, reading and thinking. I'm not gonna lie and say it's all ok and i get along with my destroyed hands just fine but for the most part.... im fine.
and i'm not getting my hopes of for prostetics, stem cell regrowth or transplants. it happened to hold out forlorn hopes of being healed? seems sadder to me.
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Yeah one of many such as this other joke that asks what is a vampire's least favorite room? The living room. *uncontrollable cacophonous vampire laugh*
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
it all goes to her tits, ass and penis.
best one I've seen was something along the lines of 'president futanari stopped the export of the latest skyline models due to inflation, google "R34 futanari inflation" for more'
I can't think of anything to search to look for the original image without, well, you know
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
You realize it's a plagiarized-change of the old proverb of the Serpent and the Old Lady
The snake came to the door because it was raining outside and wanted to come in to seek shelter from the rain, the woman said "no, you are a venomous snake and will kill me" and the Snake said "no I wont, I just want to get out of the cold rain" so she lets the snake in and it bites her and she yells "You Bit me" and he said "You knew I was a snake"
no
I saw a children's show recently who characterised the scorpion story in the same way
the scorpion does not wait until he's safe, he crashes the boat with no survivors because it's way funnier that way
the scorpion shitposts directly to emergency radio bands and opens fire on the police when they come looking for him
the scorpion crashes his passenger plane into a ski resort and hopes the media circus drives his bitch wife to kill herself
the scorpion prints money all day every day just to give it to niggers to spend on crack and guns
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