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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by gadzooks I think they've been doing that since the dawn of Christianity.

    For the right price you can buy an indulgence, which is basically a get-out-of-jail-free card.

    You get a better seat in heaven and your sins are stricken from the record.

    Not a bad deal if you can afford it.

    Indulgences have always been a thing, but they don't/didn't usually involve an exchange of money. When you go to confession and the priest tells you to say 3 "Hail Mary"s, that is also an indulgence (and for the most part, how the idea is intended to be used). I'm pretty sure anyway. >_>

    It's not like the Church has, from day one, been in the business of accepting gold for absolution (at least not in such a direct fashion).
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace There is an official report filed. It's not just nothing. You can claim they're lying about it but there are claims from dozens of people.

    Dozens of people claim the Earth is flat. It's literally nothing until there's some evidence.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol have you read the bible's depiction of angels?

    Its horrifying.

    Pretty sure whoever wrote the bible had ergot poisoning

    If this is what you think of when someone says the word cherub, you're a pansy ass little bitch.

    Cherubs are fucking hardcore. They're 4-6 winged chimeras with 4 heads (3 of which belong to animals), animal bodies, and cloven hooves.


    Fuck, the bible is seriously metal.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    On the one hand, I remember this shit:


    So it's really not that far fetched that Americans would do something like this when given the power to do so.

    On the other hand: "US immigration officers allegedly tortured Cameroonian asylum seekers to force them to sign their own deportation orders." I mean, a couple salty deportees alleging something is far from proof positive.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    That said, as different as it is, you still get the satisfaction of going from a world that looks like this:


    To a world that looks like this:


    Using nothing but the power of your own hands and imagination and the (admittedly more powerful than usual) tools at your disposal.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This sever looks so bad. I don't get. Why you play on it

    I'm playing it because I quit WoW and it's like a half-assed Minecraft MMORPG and it's serving as like... a nicotine patch to sooth my withdrawals from WoW.

    Also like... it's fun. It's definitely many steps removed from vanilla Minecraft tho.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by gadzooks I just stared at this pic for like 10 minutes straight.

    Not even kidding.

    I want to know what her pee tastes like.

    It's so clear like some fi1tered water straight off the mountain top.

    I want her to light up a cigarette, take a puff, and then slide that thing lit end first directly up my ass.

    If I complain about it hurting, she slaps me and tells me how weak I am and that a real man could handle a little bit of the business end of a cigarette up the poop shute.

    Then she tells me I'm not good enough for her as she stands up and starts putting her pants on.

    I kneel before her and start begging for a chance to taste one last drop of her pee, but she tells me I'm not worthy.

    She then puts on a strap-on and tells me to turn around.

    I don't even think about questioning her and I just do what she says.

    She aggressively yanks my underwear down, and spreads me like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

    Next thing I know, I feel an intense pressure deep inside my rectum.

    Waves of pleasurable stimulation spread from my prostate while she tells me how tight my boi pussi is.

    The rhythm just starts hitting me just right, and my dick turns into Mount Vesuvius.

    She milks me dry and I fall over and nearly pass out from the experience.

    She lights another smoke and then tells me to get the fuck out.

    I tell her it's my house, but she just rolls her eyes and calls me her worthless bitch slave and tells me I'm lucky I get to walk out alive.

    I go and sit on a street corner and succumb to a tiredness that can't be fought.

  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai I knew a guy who tried it with candle wax once…

  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Rudy Gulliani has a sex scene with a 15 year old I am told.

    And you want to see that? What are you some kind of nonce?
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by gadzooks If you wanna know about some straight up surreal shit, lemme know.

    I almost wanna tell you about "sounding", but it can be pretty jarring to the uninitiated.

    I've actually never tried it, but I've heard that those that have tried it absolutely swear by it.

    I knew a guy who tried it with candle wax once...
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Plenty of churches though, sadly.

    Fucking degenerate atheist.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by frala I’m in my office and he’s in his lol.

    I bet you're enoodling as we speak. Some Toobin stuff going on. Guaranteed.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I bet they're canoodling as we speak.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Why do you larp as a woman burning itself with lighters doing trash angels? The world may never know…

    There there krotz, I know you've been getting picked on lately and you're just lashing ok POS who forces himself on women.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I wouldn't care if he didnt admit it was a mistake. I wouldn't care if he said the Patriot Act was the best damn thing he did in his life. He'd still be better than Trump. Trump is trying to destroy democracy by making America a one party state.

  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Probably none of the above tbh. I think it'll be SpectraL or stl1 or speedy parker (why do all their names start with "s"). One of the old timers is gonna get the covid.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by gadzooks How did "kikes" invent OnlyFans?

    I'm not going to say it's a guarantee but Tim Stokely is "the son of a banker" and he runs a porn site. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    For the record I don't think streamers are evil or anything, but the whole system as it exists is a really spiritually fucked up kind of idea. Like paying to cuddle someone. It's a market that exists not to satisfy some base physical urge like hunger or sex, but to satiate a longing for social connection/intimacy/friendship. Kinda gross.

    Originally posted by Sudo ^literally catfished an at risk youth with substance abuse issues from a poor socioeconomic background to come to his big city before pulling his massive hammer out on him and moulding his impressionable sexuality as he saw fit

    I told him not to come and stuff. Blah.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't get the twitch thing at all…I've watched a couple of streams in the past but after 5 mins I start to think…I might as well just play the damn game myself.

    It's because you went there to watch someone play a game instead of the person playing it. Parasocial relationships. Twitch isn't huge because people want to watch people play games, Twitch is huge because they want to feel like they're chilling with a bunch of friends while their coolest friend is playing a game. You can even talk with the streamer. I mean sure they read the chat sometimes, but if you send a donation they'll definitely respond. Maybe. It's all about baiting lonely guys into feeling like they have a friend/friends group, and then making them pay for the privilege of talking to the coolest, funniest friend.

    Thots just do this with boobs instead of comedy usually.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    E-thottery is only bad when it relies on exploiting the psychology behind parasocial relationships to extract money from people's wallets. That said, basically every twitch streamer (both sexes) is guilty of this. I don't see it as necessarily being any worse when the parasocial relationship involves sexuality like with onlyfans. It's all horribly exploitative of sad dudes craving a meaningful social connection.
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