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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    My eyes don't work that way man what kind of question even is that?
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    wtf i want my sweet black aunties pancakes not some whack ass "pearl" stuff gross that's like oyster guts or whatever
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by rabbitweed What, an empty bed?

    ngl that was pretty clever
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Also they call any alternative media an "Arm of the kremlin" because they don't tow the neoliberal/neoconservative uniparty line.

    FTFY

    Carry on, my love.
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    Originally posted by aldra too gay didn't read

  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Like "animal homosexuality is not the same, it's typically a matter of confused instincts leading to automated responses" is such a meaningless statement. All you're really saying is "animal sexuality is not the same, it's typically a matter of instincts leading to automated responses". ie it's just human exceptionalism repurposed to give an air of scientific backing to your personal biases/preferences. 🤷‍♀️
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Or maybe it's just the concept of "sexual preference"? As in other species generally tend not to have animals which express exclusively homosexual preferences? Even if we were to accept this as true (which we needn't really), it wouldn't make it any less "natural" or any less comparable to other animals or whatever. Humans are not giraffes. Humans are not dolphins. Humans can have unique behaviors, but that uniqueness is not somehow exceptional. Different species behave different ways. Shocker.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra animal homosexuality is not the same, it's typically a matter of confused instincts leading to automated responses like a male bird taking shelter in an abandoned nest and adopting the female social role. Or bonobo monkeys being turbo faggots and jerking each other off when they get angry to avoid violence. The only ones you can really make a case for being anything like human homos are dolphins

    Human exceptionalism is a myth. Humans are animals. Animal homosexuality is pretty directly comparable to animal homosexuality. It's also worth noting that human sexual behavior can and often does serve the same purpose it does for bonobos (see: prison buttsex, or just like... any woman who has given a blowjob in hopes of calming down an abusive husband before he gets violent). Horny males not caring about where they stick their dicks is not unique to humans either. Humans are just another animal exhibiting the same kind of behavior in a different way. Human homosexual behavior isn't the same as giraffe homosexuality, true. However, giraffe homosexual behavior also isn't the same as bird homosexual behavior. It's not like "animals do gay shit one way, but humans are different". Animals all do gay shit in different ways, to different extents, for different reasons. Humans included.

    I feel fairly certain that your issue is more with the sociological behavior of humans who exhibit homosexual behavior, which is to say your real issue is "no other species is homoromantic, only humans are Gay™". Which:
    1) Is still fairly debatable.
    2) Is kind of meaningless. From the perspective of human exceptionalism, animals generally aren't romantic at all. It would almost be weirder if human homosexual relationships were exclusively non-romantic. Being "romantically involved" with the person you're fucking is a fairly normal social behavior for that particular species.

    Or maybe it's exactly the opposite? You think only humans perform penetrative sex in homosexual encounters, so that sets them apart? Even though, as you said, dolphins. And other animals very much do bust nuts, even if sans penetration.

    Point is, homosexual behavior in humans is no more unique than other human sexual behavior, and no more different than homosexual behavior is between 2 other given species.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    A comforter and 2 pillows is more than enough. No, no. You need 3 pillows, AND a blankie on top of that. I bet your bed is really comfy too. This is why kids these days are so goddamned soft.

    A scratchy wool blanket and a dirty floor is all anyone really needs. Your arm is God's pillow, and you shun this gift.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    jedis are whiten't.
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    Wh*tes are goin to hell.
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    The real descendants of the Israelites are black. Thas rite.

  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Jews are white

    Uh no, those are the FAKE Jews. Just ask Bugz. The real Jews are black.

  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "The 2020 Election Was Heavily Influenced by a Vast, Secretive, (Bipartisan) Conspiracy - And That's a Good Thing"



    EDIT: Wait this Time, not NYT.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Wariat i think every state is different in the usa in some states 16 can consent and thats fine with me i dont need sny younger thwn this. just have a threesome with two of them and it would be out of my system.

  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bugz LOL is this an HTS alt account?

    My HTS account's post count is on the funny sex number (6969) so I started posting on this account instead. Not really an alt, so much as a tool to preserve the comedic value of the funny sex number. New main, not alt.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra I think he meant to type Miners

    They work hard, they play hard. Consensually.

  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Wariat consentusl intercourse with minors

    See, warioat? This is the problem right here. Minors can't consent.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED! INVEIGLED!
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