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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Yeah liver failure is not a great way to go. If you want to die, go get treatment for your impending liver failure and then do it another way. On god, this was a fucking horrible idea. Assuming you're on the low end of acetaminophen/tab (like 325mg), you just ate like 10g of tylenol. You'd have suffered less if you straight up drank bleach. If you're going to off yourself, at least be humane about it.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready If you cant speak polish or english, what language were you raised on.

    He wasn't taught language as a child. It was his father's philosophy that a child's mouth and hands are for one thing, and that one thing wasn't speaking. This is why Warioat ended up as a nonce - the cycle of childhood sexual abuse continues to this day. Tragic. Wariat didn't start to learn a language until they found him soaked in his father's blood at age 9, which was when he was first incarcerated/institutionalized. It was big news in Poland. It's why he barely has a grasp of any language. He was practically feral for the first decade of his life.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    As long as you aren't getting on the bus with Malice, good luck out there.

    Not that you'll read this.

    So with that in mind: it's "solace". Not "solice". Why are you people so illiterate? A huge chunk of our lives has been spent communicating almost entirely through text. I don't understand it.
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    Originally posted by Sudo How does it feel to be worse than a literal jew in every single way? I bet you lower your eyes when groups of Jews pass by you in your kibbutz. We are the reason why you suck at life and are barely alive

    Say it ain't so, Sudo. Say it ain't so.
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    i want crab rangoon but like nowhere has it here

    the only place with something similar is some sushi joint like 10 miles away and it's overpriced af and delivery on top of that means it costs an arm and a leg

    i havent had crab rangoon since i was 17, basically. just one time since then. it is the best 'chinese food' invention. but its only in america because reasons.

    i kinda hate chinese food tho. i mean i love it, but it's like the most hit or miss food ever. like if you're in an unfamiliar city or even a different neighborhood you have no fucking idea what you're getting. there is no standardization. french fries are always french fries. general tsos can be sticky, liquidy, full of peppers and onions or not, dark brown to pale reddish brown, sweet or spicy, and its like that for fucking every chinese food that isn't wrapped in fried dough.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny Died on my second bloodmoon :(. First time I just ran around on a bike and it worked great, didn't realize acid spitting vultures were a thing and I got fuq'd

    Jesus. What gamestate were you at for spitting vultures to ravage your anus on day 14? Or is that just awful luck?
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_temperature_record

    It's going to happen as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow, and there's nothing anyone of us who wasn't born a Rothschild can do about it. Just learn to deal with the consequences - like avoid buying property on low lying land.

    Plan for a few metres sea level rise by 2100 or so.
    https://www.floodmap.net/

    Once you break it down it's really not a big deal at all.

    According to this, with just ~300ft of sea level rise I will have a waterfront property.

    So I'm never going to have a waterfront property. Unless we global warm even harder. Let's FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    got dang forners ruinin the conomy n sellin dope and women in our good christian neighborhoods
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    As a classically trained phrenologist I think I'm qualified to say these two men have very obviously differently shaped skulls.
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    Fun fact: they "already knew" because it was them.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "Immortal" bard my ass.
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    Originally posted by Wariat i dont understand this myth that females are not sexual beinge or cant enjoy sex and you people keep cslling it rape. do you also feel adult women csnt enjoy sex? your like those old catholics or men in the 60s who demanded their women to just lay there.

    Do you think that justifies Father Nonce inviting Billy the Altar Boy over to give him a handjob, maybe slip a pinky into his shitter? I mean, nobody denies that young boys are horny as fuck, right? No. The fact that pubescent children have sexual urges doesn't justify adults taking advantage of those urges to satisfy their own. It has nothing to do with some misguided perception of women as asexual beings. It's wrong even if they're horny. Especially if they're horny. Stay away from horny kids, nonce.
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    Me, sitting perfectly still in a chair and realizing the Earth, solar system, galaxy, and me with them are moving hundreds of kilometers every second:
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    You see, the solar system itself is moving. Our galaxy is moving. If the rod were truly immovable and the ISS was on a collision course, there'd be nothing to worry about because just a second later the rod would be hundreds of kilometers away. This is also the issue with time travel. If you had a device which could send you through time to the exact position where you were standing when you activated the device, you would most likely find yourself in deep, deep space. Useful time travel also requires that your time machine be a teleportation device that works over vast distances in the 3 spatial dimensions, lest you find yourself suffocating in the void or inside some celestial object that was where you were standing at the point you travelled to.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Nile I just don't see how profits are to be had here

    Simple: you steal all the narcotics while people are evacuating and sell them.
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    Apparently yes, I survived. Don't know what I was so worried about. EZPZ.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny I’ve always spent the night running around trying not to get ganked. I do feel like it should be pretty easy to build a tower and just stand on top of it for the night or something but I haven’t invested in trying to game it too much since that sorta seems against the spirit of the game.



    Originally posted by aldra I usually set the horde night to every 14 days now to give myself time to build up (but I also set the multiplier right up). first week you usually end up camped on a roof somewhere hoping the zombies don't punch the walls down and fuck you up, though it has become a lot easier in the last few updates since they made guns and ammo a lot more common. You can outrun them and just kite all night if you have a bike or better vehicle but I usually only do that once I've found/made enough explosives to herd them into groups and detonate them all at once

    Well, it's too late for me now. I can't just outrun the zambos (bicycles are a thing?) and there's no particularly tall buildings nearby to hide on the roof. I spent 2 days digging a trench around my little base and surrounding it with spikes and barbed wire. Fingers crossed.





    Think I'll survive?
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kev if they raped me, i sure the fuck would. in fact, one of my childhood friends was raped by her uncle, wanna take a guess how she feels about him?

    im amazed at some of the intellectual conversations around here.

    Hate comes later, when you're old enough to understand what happened to you. At the time, when you're a kid getting diddled, you're mostly just scared and confused. Depends on the pedo though. A low IQ degenerate holding you down and violently raping you isn't the same as an emotionally manipulative pedo who earns your trust and betrays it. If the altar boys understood what was happening to them - enough to hate Father Pedo for it - the world would be a much simpler place.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny I just started it up the other day for the first time in a long time. I like it but haven’t invested a ton of time in it. It is indeed buggy and looks like shit but the actual gameplay is fun enough to justify it. Most the jank is tolerable, some is frustrating and detracts from the game actually being fun but I think I payed like 10 bucks for it so I really can’t complain. Never tried online, coop seems fun, pvp seems like it’d be hot garbage though.

    I just played it for the first time ever, although I've owned it for god knows how long. Couldn't have summed up my feelings on it so far any better than you have. Haven't even hit day 7 yet, but I'm led to believe it is going to be... unpleasant?
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