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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley Scrabble

  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Would never happen…so a moot question/point.

    mmG after reading this:
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Would never happen…so a moot question/point.

    mmQ after reading this:
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Prove it. There aren't a lot of female secret service agents. Shouldn't be hard to do.

    I'm assuming you're saying this because you don't see many women serving as bodyguards to the president/his family, but you gotta remember the secret service is also in charge of investigating counterfeit currency. It's not all burly dudes yelling "Mrs. Obama get down!" when someone is about to say the n-word.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Jеwdin.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Obbe

    This one is actually pretty trippy and violent.

    A rare good Nick Cage flick. Definitely worth watching.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If I sail over trans atlantic on my sustainable and non carbon emitting wind driven sail boat will you join me to warm my bunk?

    Assuming you just mean we'd be hot racking, sure I guess. Would your sustainable non carbon emitting wind driven sail boat be capable of engaging in mild piracy and ecoterrorism? Like could we pirate, and then scuttle the evil polluting big ships?
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    As bad as climate change is, it's not an existential threat to humanity. It's not a threat to the continued existence of life on our planet. It's an existential threat to impoverished coastal third world nations and cushy first world lifestyles. And the threat to cushy first world lifestyles only really exists because the first world will inevitably take on the massive burden of climate relief and climate refugees from the aforementioned impoverished third world coastal folks.

    Global warming will change society. Drastically, probably, but that's it. That's all. It'll be... far from a golden age, but how "fucked" are we really?
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You cut your balls off and grew hideous boobs.
    STFU about chill.

  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jeff Get off your high horse n get high..on horse?


    Once a junkie always a junkie.


    You'll be back, what are you going to say then?

    Why can nobody just... be chill? This isn't chill. OP isn't chill. Chill tf out. Damn.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Seriously though. What piece of shit thought this:

    Was OK?

    It's not okay. It's horrible. You people disgust me.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    He was the best trumpet player in the whole of China. He is the top-ranked player and speakers all orphans look for him. When I was a young boy, I'll play the trumpet every day, because I want to be like him. I played for years, and finally one day I approached his skill level. I love this song, and play it more than 5,000 times. My family has been denied, because I love this song for me. "You hurt my ears, stop," they say, but I never did. I'll keep playing trumpet introduction, until my lips and ears bleed. I became fluent in Chinese, so I can sing this song. I put this song down to my kids and my man anthem. This is my power of song. I did the Rocky series, replace "flies now," the song editing. I have to overdubbed every war movie theater this song. My grandfather's funeral played this song. I explode this song, because I drive through the bad parts of the town, it makes even the most difficult criminals to give up their weapons, hugging each other gestures of peace.


    I had a special trumpet player of this song composed. It hewn ear bones melt enemy, I killed my trumpet prelude grating. Brass folded in 1000 times.It withstood blowing my breath for a few weeks, they have the power over 10,000 solar power. I've been razed to the ground by the instrument nation and this song's strength and power.


    Little Mimi is musical beauty has earned its largest display Earth's overall human history. In the hands of the original artists show is unparalleled. I created a new form of music research center to solve this masterpiece. There is a religion, which I lead, is committed to this song and its creator worship.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I drank 2 forties of OE and masturbated last night. 🥴
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    Originally posted by A College Professor now u cant do dishes tho

    doin dishes in the bathtub from now on.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Roman dick measuring.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I always knew this guy was a rac(ecar supremac)ist, but I never expected him to go so far.

  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Step 1:
    Don't announce you're in possession of 1TB of child porn.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kev russians lost 26 million

    Which is why they be like this now:
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