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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost maybe his name is too generic. I tried "trianglism" and this came up


    >bundy in the exact middle of the pyramid

    I don't understand why but I find this immensely satisfying. My centrism runs deep.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oh. You're not? what are you

    He is. I even went to his bar mitzvah. He's just shy about being jedi because there aren't many ginger jedis. Shabbat shalom! 🥰
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra I thought that was probably the case, seems weird to have it as a barrel attachment (ie. firing a bullet into the cartridge hits a second primer that fires the grenade) rather than underslung or just having a separate weapon.


    Under-barrel grenade launchers are actually probably the weird one. Also they just use high power blanks and the grenade gets lobbed from the gas pressure, no shooting bullets into primers or anything whacky like that. The appeal being it's simpler. It's literally just a tube on the end of the gun, and when you want to fire a grenade you load a different cartridge.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian There is probably some sort of grant/assistance that you could take advantage of to get some free schooling. All school was online since last summer anyway, no need to go anywhere. Online courses are a thing, too. You should try taking a class, it could be something fun to do; sit on the bus, look at various people, meet a nice palestinian refugee girl in class, impress her with your modified custom nutsack, etc.

    I have a loving boyfriend so no need to impress Palestinian girls with the sick mods my genitals have received. Maybe I could take some classes, but to what end? The semicolon will not avail itself to me, no matter the schooling I receive. I have already been schooled in these arts and still the semicolon defies all reason.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian What for you care? I bet you don't really. You live in the west. There are opportunities for you to get education, however useful or useless. I bet that you can get some education for free if you just contact your local community college or equivalent, where you could take an English class and learn about the language and its usage.

    What do you do, anyway? I honestly wonder. Do you work, stay at home all day, how do you make money, etc. Genuinely curious.

    I could go to school, but school means being around people and having to keep to a schedule. Same with employment. Responsibilities. I don't handle those well. Plus, I'm 30 now. A bit late. I'd say I'm like Malice in a lot of ways. Whatever's wrong with me, I've always been a bit "off". It's shaped my entire life irrevocably in much the same way (and to much the same ends) as Malice's diagnosed autism shaped his. Never had friends, never liked school, worked a handful of jobs but never for more than a month or two (usually considerably less than that). I'd be considered a tragic figure by most. I don't see myself as one though, particularly, so I'm probably not going to board the bus. A different outcome ultimately, but much the same otherwise. Either a tragic figure, or terminally lazy depending on how charitable the observer is.

    I slipped through the cracks of a society that functions perfectly well without me, and that's fine. I may have even squeezed myself through a few of those cracks. If there was ever a place for me in society I don't know what it was. If there's something other than what I'm doing that I was meant to do, it eludes me. As for what that is - what I'm "doing"? I'm a disability mooching NEET. If I could master the secret art of the semicolon I might be able to get work writing for people who need things written, but alas...
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You look even smarter if you use heretofore and hencemore

    Whenceforth hast thou derivest this knowledge? Heretofore I shall speake properly, using the wordiest of my verbiage and vocabulary.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra use it to replace the word 'therefore'

    But "therefore" makes me sound smart.
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian They don't have a semicolon in Canadian English anyway, HTS. What for are you trying to use it?

    I'm not trying to use it at the moment, it's just that the crushing weight of not using it for 30 years is driving me a bit insane. It's an important tool of the English language, a key component of good grammatical construction, and I have completely failed time and again to internalize its proper usage. I sincerely feel like I've been spiritually blinded to its function; like if I ever come close to comprehending its usage some fucking demon plucks the knowledge from my head.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Nile I still don't even know wat an Oxford comma is

    No Oxford comma: "Cars, houses, busses and trains."
    Oxford comma: "Cars, houses, busses, and trains."

    Still haven't figured out what the fuck semicolons are for, but that one is pretty straightforward.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Seriously, it's been bothering me. I never use semicolons. I've gone through 30 years of life relying on hyphens, awkwardly placed periods, and overusing commas to compensate for this crippling deficiency of mine. About twice a year I say to myself "No. Fuck this, we're using a semicolon this time." and then I spend the next two days second-guessing myself. What the fuck are semicolons? Whose idea was that? And how the FUCK am I supposed to be using them? I've probably looked this up like 10 times and I still don't really know. Maybe I'll just never know. Maybe this is just arcane knowledge that is fated to always be beyond my ken. I don't know. I don't know how to use semicolons. Fuck.

  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    No.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    All woman, bby.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra if there was such a thing as a 'timeline shift' why would it change everything except your memory? it is after all stored physically, chemically

    No traditional scientific mechanism for a "timeline shift" exists, so why would you expect our traditional understanding of consciousness as a purely mechanical/chemical construct to apply? This can only be explained with ludicrous fringe pseudoscience in the first place, so who's to say how consciousness *truly* works. Maybe human consciousness is partly a function of some abstract subset of quantum mechanics and so our consciousness doesn't abide these rules. If we're going to accept timeline shifts what's to stop us from accepting some crazy nonsense like "our observation collapses the existing quantum state into a different timeline so we don't change, just the reality we observe does"?

    Or, an even simpler explanation, the timeline shifts around one's physical body for whatever arbitrary fringe reason. Who knows?
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by WellHung Meikai realizes the danger to national security that this forum poses.

    Like I said, this forum isn't that relevant and that's why so many prominent users are disappearing. The national security justifications for inserting people into this particular community have more or less evaporated. This forum is just the tip of a decades-spanning iceberg. This community has been around for over 2 decades, and it has been an absolute menace at times.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    What makes you think this community never had a serial killer or two? You think they'd have been posting their handiwork here? Made a "LOLYUSTABME?: I AM A SERIAL KILLER AND THESE ARE MY VICTIMS" thread? This community has provided a lot of information over the years which could be useful to a serial killer. Maybe some obscure totse user from 2003 went on to murder 5 people and the users just never heard about it. Who knows? Not me, certainly.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe No one has really been a threat to national security, just themselves. There was that LSD faggot that beat his mother over coffee and was shamed in the news lol. We've produced no serial killers either.

    This community has very publicly been of interest to the US Secret Service, FBI, ATF, and DEA at times. This community was at various points a hotbed for the proliferation of IEDs, an open air drug market, and the nexus for a counterfeiting ring. And that is just scratching the surface - the most high-profile stuff that literally everyone knows about. On the individual level there have been countless people who posed cybersecurity threats, made credible threats to politicians, etc. It's not all been sunshine and kids shoving their mom over a cup of Starbucks coffee.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    what did you think happened if not jacob?
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    skunk water is stored in the balls
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I feel like he's still alive. and someone went through a shitload of trouble to stage his death.

    The threat assessment for this community has changed significantly over the past 5 years and many of the user disappearances/"deaths" can be attributed to this. Most of the supposed deaths have simply been a cover for the exfiltration of assets whose presence here could no longer be justified. You might not believe me but there was a point in time when around a quarter of the active users here were only present in an official capacity. Not NIS specifically, of course, but at one point in the totse/zoklet/intosanc/rdfrn/nis lineage, over the decades. With under 50 active/semi-active users in the community now, almost none of whom pose a threat of any kind (let alone a serious threat to national security, as once may have been the case) it's simply more sensible for resources to be allocated elsewhere and individuals of interest to be monitored by more targeted and traditional means.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Al Jazeera may sound like a terrorist organization to you, but they are not.

    ngl when I only knew Al Jazeera as "that outfit that airs the Osama bin Laden tapes" this was pretty much my running assumption

    I don't think I realized they were just another news outlet until I was like 20. I'm dumb as fuck.
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