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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    KFC Double Down because I can't be bread.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny Spoopy movie marathon here I come




  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Nigganium.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You had problems in math when they got to less than and more than apparently.

    That would explain why you don't understand the concept of just 2.

    Last I checked, "woman" was one of the 2. Like I said... brainworms.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not as bad as not having a uterus, ovaries or mammary glands and thinking you are a woman.

    Correct, not as bad. Politics is much worse. Being invested in politics is so, so much worse. It's what gives us uppity trannies who'd fly off the handle about you saying that, and it's what gives us people like you. Tragedy. Travesty. Politics is brain worms.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    I would take those from you with a house broom bitch. No shit, been there done that, got the T-shirt.

    Ha, my menacing aura would apply too much psychological pressure for you to even approach me. You would fumble aimlessly trying to unholster your puny five seven, and I would break your wrist and render you unconscious with my nunchucku skills which I have diligently practiced with daily kata. If you managed to get a shot off (unlikely) I would simply slap the bullet out of the air with my dojo's secret whirlwind technique. I am unstoppable.
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Upon release in 98 the FN 5.7 was restricted to LE and military only even in the U.S. In 2004 it became available to the public. That should tell anyone something about it's effectiveness.

    The police didn't want you to have it because 9 times out of 10 in a given shoot out, the guy wearing body armor is also wearing blue. They didn't want gang bangers to start popping their kevlar clad thugs. The whole point of 5.7mm was effectiveness against body armor, neh? Body armor is also not a scenario you're likely to run into "every day", so it is kinda weird that the Five Seven is your EDC. Not saying it's a bad choice or anything (bullets is bullets), just weird.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Politics is bad. Caring about politics is bad. In the ideal nation, the citizenry doesn't need to care about politics. Politics is so far removed from their daily lives as to not matter. Now, every retard has an opinion on whether saying retard should disqualify someone from holding office. We should just be farming wheat and baking bread and going to spring festivals and fucking and fighting and getting drunk. smh
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard

    In for a penny, in for a pound. That's what I always say. Chin up, fona. I believe in you.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    My EDC btw:


    I could carry a gun, but these are just as illegal (presumably because they're just as deadly).
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra that is to say the FS is cool and I wish I had one, but it doesn't really seem like a practical choice

    Look you never know when a kevlar-wearing rapist is going to sneak into your house at 2am. Being able to penetrate the rapist before you get penetrated is important.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I accidentally think a lot of anime girls are cute and then it turns out they're 17 because every anime character is in high school still. Am I a pedo?
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just do exactly as we tell you and you'll be free.

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or how about simply not argue about what you are when you are born? Just go with it.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Because he knows the risks posed by being a 5G connected human device. We're alll gonna be made slaves to a regime of corporate PMC globalist overlords, our very thoughts and emotions controlled by a dial in some glass tower owned by a bald supervillain whose plans will make us all submissive and breedable.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Soooo… you're a demon??

    No, I am.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Hi Doctor Manhattan.

  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I go by many names. Names are as ephemeral and powerless as the flesh. I am Meikai. I am Phoenix. I am HTS-Noob. I am Lucy. I am Sean. And I am none of these, for these are merely slipshod affectations - decorations we append to the self and to the flesh. I simply am. The self is. I am that I am. I weep for the being that believes its self to be nothing more than a body with a name, and is so hobbled by these flimsy psychic restraints. I wear this body, where your body wears you.

    Woe. Woe to your underdeveloped psyche. Woe to your infantile soul. Truly, you are pitiable.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure thing Sean

    You say that like I'd be upset by that name, but Blade Runner is one of my favorite movies.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker To truly know oneself one my first truly know that one is actually a man or a woman no matter how they feel.

    Your miniscule intellect cannot even begin to fathom the depths and complexities of the self. The meat - the flesh - but exerts some minimal influence on the shape of the self. The self, however, has the power to dominate the flesh. I dominate my flesh; I do not let it dominate me. You are as a worm, speaking to a god - a prisoner of the flesh, enslaved and dominated by the fickle warden of your fleeting mortality. Rot, you somnolescent worm. Rot as I attain greater heights than you could possibly conceive of. I know what I am.
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