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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    is this how people end up with like 10TB collections of child porn? like you don't even masturbate to it really, there's so much you probably couldn't even if you wanted to, but you just download and amass a massive collection as a result of some compulsion you can barely explain? having ocd, but your main ocd ritual is... downloading child pornography? what the fuck
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    >implying i ever had a soul to steal
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra getting real weird with it huh

    Look I'm taking this very seriously and would appreciate it if you'd all do the same.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmG But they will also ridicule you

    This is fine, the Little Bo Peep outfit has a lot of fabric and ruffles. I can't easily tear the clothes I'm wearing now, but I likely could rip off strips of thin fabric from the Little Bo Peep outfit and tie the kids up. Also, being free from pants, I will have a greater range of motion. They can laugh at me all they want but the feral little shits are getting hogtied.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmG Bonus round: you are given a choice of a carpenter's hammer, a big knife like Rambo and a shepherd's staff 5ft long.

    Do I get the rest of the Little Bo Peep outfit or just the crook? (This will actually change my answer.)
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmG Fully bloodlusted. They don't care about dying, just harming you as badly as possible. Although they still feel and respond to pain physically, it just doesn't break their motivation to kill you.

    Okay I'm dropping my answer to like 5. You could theoretically undermine the structural integrity of an adult human's body by breaking bone, but kids just... bend. It's creepy. They're just going to fight through the pain of their greenstick fractures and keep coming at you. Suspect I can incapacitate or kill one or two with choke holds but in the time that takes the other 3 or 4 will be able to end me.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    bing mac
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    juonier chikmen n mgchicxulb samnwinchs
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    migdonkles chimnkmin nungentt
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ I ALREADY DID THE WOLF COMPARISON FIND YOUR OWN COMPARISON

    haha fuck

    like a... school of hungry piranha
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    how determined are they? have they had any coaching? did their parents regularly beat the shit out of them before showing up in the battle cube? how hardened are their spirits? how much resolve do they have? whatever... my answer is like... 7 kids? maybe. maybe not even that many idk. if 7 five year olds all rushed me at the same time and started biting me... yeah idk. i don't think it'd take that many rly. im picturing scenarios where they straight up take me down like a pack of wolves. as long as they're biting and clawing and going for my throat/eyes with pure animal fury, i'm probably fuckin' done for.

    Originally posted by mmQ Jeez I'm sorry. Why doesn't that make you happy ?

    OH, it doesn't make me UNHAPPY. It just reminds me that that number is a number is a number is a number and I start to remember.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ My answer is 22.

    I have no idea why other than it's my favorite number and seems reasonable without being .. pretentious or something.



    you fucking fuck that's my psychosis number of choice
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey c'mon you don't always get to be the voice of reason, same some for the rest of us.

    Sorry.

    I'm not trying to be the "voice of reason" or anything, I'm just trying to be annoying. It's simply an unfortunate coincidence that the people I'm trying to annoy happen to find reason, of all things, annoying.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Because he shot and killed some people. It's the job of the courts to decide if what he did was legally justified, regardless of whether or not you personally think what he did was justifiable self-defense. This is not complicated. If you want what you think to be the letter of the law, raise an army and become King of Wisconsin or High King of America or some shit. Otherwise fuck off.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready

  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    shapes are objectively real because i rotate them in my head all the time
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmG No you might see some rough approximation of a special case of a quadrilateral but that's like saying Santa Claus exists because there are people in the mall who dress like Santa.

    Santa is real though.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmG Sure like I said do you think squares objectively exist? Probably not IMO. It's likely just a convenient approximate idea.

    Perfect squares do not. Squares do though. Wibbly wobbly angly wangly squary circly stuff.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ What if you take the teeniest tiniest smallest particle ever, and poke a little hole in the exact middle of it ?

    Eh? EH??

    ACHIEVING CIRCULAR PERFECTION VIA ONTOLOGICAL PARASITISM
    mmQ, mmG, et al
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Speedy once again failing to understand languages and definitions are descriptive, not prescriptive.
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