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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    The claymore is probably more technically complicated to set up, but my level of confidence in doing it is way higher than with a grenade simply because I'd feel like I'm at less risk of instantly obliterating myself the entire time it was in my hands.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Like, knowing me, that girly lob will end in the most awkward (and most final) "oops, butterfingers teehee" moment of my life. If I had to throw a grenade in a life or death situation fuck yeah I would but good lord only because I'd believe my death was imminent in either case. I am too retarded to be trusted with manually lobbing omnidirectional instant death.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Tyrant How in the fuck would setting up a claymore be easier than tossing a nade? You can even just girly lob it.

    i have an irrational (read: totally rational) fear of explosives. the claymore is still scary (and probably more complicated) but:
    1) I have some potentially misguided beliefs about the directionality of claymore mines. A claymore pointing in the right direction 15 feet away from me is probably going to fuck my eardrums for life, maybe hurt me, but I'll also (probably) keep all my limbs. Hand grenade, not so much. Fuck no. "A girly lob" needs to get it 15 feet away just to get it out of the immediately lethal radius (RADIUS. OMNIDIRECTIONAL CARNAGE!).
    2) I think it's also probably control thing? There's something a little too chaotic about lobbing a hand grenade. Once it leaves your hand, it is out of your control. Very "jesus take the wheel" for a thing that's intended purpose is to end all life within 5ish meter radius.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're such a fucking lush-slush. I bet you drink all of that in one sitting. Or Lucy drinks the white wine box and you drink the other two?

    The Kraken (47% dark spiced rum) is for me. The shitty dry white wine is also for me, but we mostly just got it for cooking. The other wine bottles below the jager are significantly higher quality stuff for my parents. The jager is all scronny tho. Fucking degenerate alcoholic.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Tyrant Claymores are the weapon videogames prepared you least to use IRL.

    idk, maybe. i still think i'd have better luck than with a grenade tho? i do not trust myself to throw the grenade properly. i will blow myself up. i might blow myself up with a claymore but it'd be less embarrassing so i'm more confident.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The USB isn't even plugged in

    shhhhhhh
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    (But the Boomba - as it is called - is hardened and uparmored, and the claymore is located more at the front. They're very directional so the Boomba will probably survive.)
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    gg wp

  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra how so? Greece has been Turkey's bitch for a while now and they don't have the stability to turn the situation around

    I have my sources.

  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Greece and Turkey
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    then u better go and find it
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Folks, he is always the biggest pedophile in the room.
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    dint happen

    that i remember
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe just a little interbreeding though? Just a little bit? awww c'mon dad pleeeeeease. I'll do all my chores and never be bad again

    Bestiality is forbidden.
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