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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    just load up a truck with tatp

    you'll be fine

    probably. i mean if you've managed to load a truck full of tatp you're basically at 50/50.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    ANFO is the obvious choice, as borne out by Timothy McVeigh. But you could obviously, probably, improve on that. ANFO is stable so loading up a truck with a shit ton of that remains a tried and tried option, but you can definitely just substitute all that ANFO with peroxides if you're very very careful. Probably.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i don't even remember which arm i got. pretty sure it was differing each time. you'd just be punching my arm lol. also i put it off for so long that i'm basically up to date. no booster because my last shot was like 4 weeks ago lmao.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i think it was §m£ÂgØL i played against in aoe2 and i just felt dirty. i had autistic aoe2 tricks and he was just like a normal guy playing a fun game that he really enjoys. it wasn't even like fun? my natural state of playing is like how §m£ÂgØL plays which is just building nice bases/towns and making troops and chilling and i was being a super-autistic ulta-optimized play nigga and i was honestly embarassed for myself being that much of a sweaty tryhard for no reason. i wish i was the typa nigga to revel in the simplicity of me knowing the meta competitive strats and raping some guy who's just playing a game for fun but im not so learning that shit just left me even sadder than if i'd played like a normie and lost.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    fuck i haven't played aoe 2 in so long so i cant even remember fast castle times so i'm probably just talking out my ass but i'll be in castle age by like 14 minutes and you'll still be dark/feudal. oh think you're gonna drush me? lol i build all my building as a defensiv wall between resources because i am an autist who has spent like 200 hours watching 2300 ELO players do their shit.

    get rekt pleb
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    id kick your ass at aoe 2 i can fast castle lol or at least i could fast castle last time i played i'd be in the castle age by the time your ass was laying out your immaculate rp-esque town square with houses in perfect neighborhoods and im rolling up with manganels and then trebs before you know it smh
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley I'd rather NOT have you around here.

    CUZ IF U AINT A HOE GET UP OUT MY TRAP HOUSE

    good
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai come to canada and buy land and be a hermit and we'll start a weird fucked up meth commune or somefing idk no sex tho i am monogamous except i think the gam in monogamous shares etymological roots with gametes and i dont have any of those anymore so lol

    (to be clear this is not a joke about how i'd fuck anyone it's a joke about how i don't rly fuck anyone anymore i am a sexless being and that's just how i like it okay)
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley HTS do you remember the days when tortilla and i would masturbate to you on tinychat and you'd insert random shit into your ass while you DM'ed him dirty navy shit

    but didn't DM me,

    he sent me those chat logs and yea i was there, so i read them while i fapped, wouldn't you?

    ^ Scron doesn't know how to really talk talk to you.

    I realize i talk like a niger after using the phrase "talk talk"

    ill call u later

    jfc dood nah nah none of that is real haha i sprung into existence in the year of our lord 2018 and any being that inhabited this body prior to then has NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. not me. "i" was a very troubled individual then and i aint about that life no mo.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    come to canada and buy land and be a hermit and we'll start a weird fucked up meth commune or somefing idk no sex tho i am monogamous except i think the gam in monogamous shares etymological roots with gametes and i dont have any of those anymore so lol
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley i also make beer brots, drink, like jeffrey dahmer, & watch the 70s show

    u basically just described scronny tho :(
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    then again lips are pointless. meaningless. the flesh is pointless. i should be metal and electrons. failing that, there should be carapace. lips? flesh? extraneous. weakness. my "flesh" should be as hard as my soul and just as lacking in frivolity.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    one time in french class we were learning adjectives i guess and the teacher singled me out as an example for thin lips lol

    my lips are barely existent

    why even bother living
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley do u own lipstick

    i have thin fetal alcohol lips there's no lip to apply stick to so why bother lol
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley u ever have a hairy sasquatch jack off while he watch you suck off your boyfriend

    want to

    get some sleep king 👀
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    no really help

    stop setting up jokes and delivering the punchline yourself i need all the help i can get i am not gonna just think up this responses unprompted fuckl
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Tyrant More like male gays

    i saw the title n was gonna make this joke

    my brain is broken i just wanna crack shitty one liners help
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just had the greatest idea

    Severed limb NFTs okay hear me out



    Imagine if you cut off Donald Trumps hand, 3D scanned it and uploaded it as an NFT. What if every dead rich celebrity cut off their heads and scanned them into UNIQUE one of a kind 1 edition NFTs and people bought and sold different body parts like the arm of a singer or the legs of that irish dancer guy whats his name

    SEVERED LIMB 3D NFTS

    I HAVE FOUND THE BEST USE CASE FOR NFTS

    SEVERED LIMBS, MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY AND HOSPITAL IMAGING AND SHIT, MEDICAL FUTURE TECH WEB3 BODY PARTS WITH MICROCHIPS IN THEM I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A HACK SAW AND A 3D SCANNER.

    THERE IS A 3D SCAN SHOP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WITH A BIG MACHINE BUT I DON'T THINK THEY DO BODY PARTS BUT IMAGINE IF THEY DID AND SOLD THE MODELS, HElllooo????? BIG BUCKS?????? %$$$$$$$$$$$$



    >not selling foot NFTs

    ngmi
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I hope that 8 1/2 fingered nutcase is doing alright. All ten of my fully intact fingies are crossed that he's just building bombs in the forest somewhere, preparing to take down a federal building or two.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Always kill a traitor before an enemy.

    (Not really though, because yeah - killing is bad.)
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