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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I think the thing that fucks me up is nobody who'd throw a funeral for me actually knows about me? It'd have to be my parents, and that's basically just a perfunctory act in the process of their mourning. Any family who showed up would show up for their sake. So if I choose a song, it will be the only thing anyone there really has to connect with me - the person who actually died. That's simultaneously weak af and also a kind of infinite power over their emotions. They will only care about who I actually was insofar as it relates to my parents' mourning, but a significantly emotional song can fucking break them and at least remind them that I was a person once. *sigh*
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Amazing Grace? Party Rock by LMFAO? Lemme know. I have a couple ideas I guess. I kinda just want them to throw my body in the forest somewhere, but if they've gotta have a lil shindig to mourn me (not that many people would really want to), I think deciding on music for the event is probably the most important thing anyone can do for themselves. You may be 19 and think you're going to live forever, but on the off chance that you don't... that's the one thing you should probably get in order.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OI CUNTS!, The title deed for Oceania has now been minted on the rockchain

    https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x2953399124f0cbb46d2cbacd8a89cf0599974963/92361987246126743518262879048655234079580064387299463756989936854640600547329/



    THIS BLEEDING CUNT OF AN NFT IS A RIGHT FUCKING PISSER



  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny Also I will never forgive the fucking gravity/wave planet bullshit of interstellar

    Kinda goofy, but pretty much unrelated to the wormhole itself, neh?

    Originally posted by Lanny BUT RETROCAUSALITY?!?!

    Reeeeee!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

    Once you're in pinched space-time you're outside of causal reality. You can impact causal reality at any point. If you have access to the entirety of the 4th dimension (assuming "time" has dimensionality which is fucky but like, just go with it bruh), then retrocausality is meaningless. Crying about retrocausality in the case where "time" and the causal relationships that underpin it are extradimensional interactions is a fool's errand. Like a 2d being complaining that we mined a rock or some shit. Probably a similar experience from that perspective. idk
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Stargate is choice as hell though. The better Star Trek. Fuck trekkies.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Wormholes are cool as fuck in the sense that they're literally just... like... pinched space-time. Anything beyond that is retarded. I've never seen Contact, but Interstellar didn't piss me off too much. Kinda just a guy in pinched space-time experiencing 4-dimensional reality, and - with the help of 4-dimensional beings - tweaking 3-dimensional reality's nipples in a way that his daughter could understand.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by YOLO420SWAG What the fuck
    Why would he remove his balls but keep the penis?
    WHat a freakshow, no wonder ratbrain loves him so much.

    It actually makes a fucked up kind of sense if you think about it for a bit:

    If you've been on estrogen for long enough, your balls are basically useless already. You're pretty much chemically castrated. But the balls keep pumping out testosterone, so you have to take a pill to mitigate the testosterone. The pill I was on made it so I retained a lot of potassium and even just eating potatoes/bananas was nerve wracking because I could end up with a fucked up electrolytic imbalance that fucks with your heart rate and shit. I didn't want to risk bananas killing me anymore, so I got rid of the body part in question with a mildly invasive surgery.

    Getting rid of the cock itself is WILDLY invasive, essentially creating a "piercing" where your cock once was. It is an open wound you have to keep open lest it heal over itself. You have to seethe and dilate and cope. It's gnarly. The surgery is also pretty primitive. It can be botched easily, and you can end up feeling nothing down there. If you're a relatively sane tranny, you gotta realize that this weird proto-pussy axe wound thing is not, in fact, a vagina. The dick itself is gross, but you know what's more gross to me (and a lot of people)? A giant gaping wound that you have to manually keep open forever. Some trannies will have a different calculus here - the dick can be more traumatic, sure. But jesus fuck, dude. Getting rid of it is *fucking gnarly*. If it were less gnarly, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

    So to recap: getting rid of the balls confers the benefits of lowered testosterone at basically no cost. Getting rid of the cock confers the benefit of no cock (definite plus, don't get me wrong) at immense cost. Even if the surgeries are both free, one of them requires a fuck ton of disgusting maintenance and one... does not.
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    Originally posted by Kafka I kind of want to write a story about a family with fairy lineage in 70s Ireland, but don’t know enough about that time. I’ll try to ambush my aunt when she’s well enough.

    Aw I'm being a cheeky cunt but that sounds totally worth listening to, and I hope that you're still here by the time you ambush your poor aunty.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    We're Irish and proud we are to be
    So fuck your Union Jack We want our country back
    We want to see old Ireland free once more

    So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
    Have you got no fucking homes of your own
    For 800 years we've fought you without fear
    And we will fight you for 800 more
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    My cisgender SLAVE NAME is "Sean" and I feel there is a moral obligation for me to REBUKE the ways of the Seoinín traitor. FUck 'em.
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    A homeland for my orange-haired niggas must be insured. Regardless of my affiliation with Northern Irish traitor filth, our PEOPLE deserve a place. We will be whole. Tiocfaidh ár lá.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Unsmiling Friends? Speckles, like 5 minutes from now:
    "Frowning Friends... of course... why didn't I think of that."
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm watching unsmiling friends right now.

  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Nobody tracks down a hermit in the woods to kill him for political reasons... except maybe the government. Fuck the government. We're all slaves and the fact that there are still federal buildings standing in any of our countries makes us all culpable.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Even a radical leftist anarchist who opposes the government is a valid target so long as they pay taxes (and they ARE paying taxes, be it income or sales). Consider: no freedom fighter has ever blown up a hippie commune.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why not…every country does or has done it.

    Yes, many people cry out in pain as they strike you. It's disgusting, and pathetic, and shouldn't be respected. Every country's civilians like to believe they are innocent and do nothing wrong and also that they are free and in charge of their governments. Mutually contradictory opinions: if you aren't willing to own up to every atrocity your government commits, you're property - not a person. You're chattel - livestock greasing the engines of your government's war machine. A valid military target.

    And if you are willing to own up to everything your government does to maintain the illusion of your freedom, you're in no position to cry about 'civilians'. You're either a willing combatant fueling the engine of war, or property fueling the engine of war. Either way it's valid to kill you, and if you don't like that: change your government or stop being slaves.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    You can't choose a government who builds a war machine for oppressing somebody, then fund said war machine, and then subsequently cry foul when the enemies you made recognize you as such.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Problem is, they kill innocent citizens instead of the actual perpetrators of said fascism. That's how you know they actually work for the perpetrators.

    As Osama bin Laden said in his letter to America:
    The American people are the ones who pay the taxes which fund the planes that bomb us in Afghanistan, the tanks that strike and destroy our homes in Palestine, the armies which occupy our lands in the Arabian Gulf, and the fleets which ensure the blockade of Iraq. These tax dollars are given to Israel for it to continue to attack us and penetrate our lands. So the American people are the ones who fund the attacks against us, and they are the ones who oversee the expenditure of these monies in the way they wish, through their elected candidates.

    Americans could have stopped paying taxes as long as the government was supporting the jedis in Israel. They could have not voted for a candidate who would support those things. At every turn, the American people perpetuated the violence against innocent Muslims in the middle east, and so the American people were fair targets. There's no such thing as an "innocent". Either England is not a democracy, and so the citizenry is innocent of the sins of their government... or, as England believes itself to be and claims it is, England is a democracy, and everything they do is done with the tacit approval and explicit funding of their citizenry.
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    This map makes brits seethe. Imagine your IRL map looking like some fucking Crusader Kings border gore. hahahaha
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