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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nogs…buy a 35k car but then lives in a shoebox in the ghetto…that's having priorities right

    showing up to a place in nice clothes and a nice car is actually great for signaling social status. where you live is like... 2nd or 3rd impression. smart to make a good first impression.

    having a nice-ish home that nobody ever sees, but dressing like a homeless nigga and driving a piece of shit beater is just as retarded (arguably more, since first impressions are the most important) and white folks be doing that all the time.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    The pursuit of infinite life begets infinite risk. It is the most dangerous of all pursuits.

    Also if you mean actual material transmutation then yeah it's hella risky my nigga you gonna get radiation poisoning.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by stl1 "I'm going to kill myself just in case the vaccine maybe, possibly could."

    "I'm going to kill myself in radical defiance of a government mandate that violates my bodily autonomy", but yeah.

    Also, there are fates worse than death. Not that I'm a conspiracy theorist about the vaxx, but oh boy you could theoretically do a lot of bad shit to a person with injections.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by stl1

  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    the jedi fears the power of white families that are genuinely connected through more than two generations.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    fuck if we lived with my parents in this shitty one bedroom apartment i'd probably be losing my fucking mind

    which is tragic in its own right because living with and loving your parents isn't a bad thing, this "lol u live with ur parents" meme is some seriously kiked shit. multigenerational households are lindy af.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    why fight the chinese?

    gung hay fat choy

    greatest civilization around today. most ancient and auspicious. a people for thousands of years. beautiful. xi jinping is a great and noble leader

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  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would you hug an alien?

    If I am free to hug them then maybe. If the God-Emperor wills that I drive a chainsword through the heart of every xeno, so be it.

  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Sorta maybe I guess. I mean, at a bare minimum I can say that I absolutely believe in god(s) as embodied egregores. Beyond that I'm extremely open to their existence, have had weird experiences that I could chalk up to god or reality being VR or me being a brain in a jar or whatever. 🤷
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    what if you farted in the upper atmosphere and it killed someone down on earth because your fart gasses disrupted someone's plasma
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    what if it turned out that the plasmoid consciousness was our true concsiousness and our bodies are just antennae conducting the plasmoid signal into a fleshy form, essentially making it impossible to colonize any other planets without a way to also colonize them with our plasmabodies
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i'd think that was pretty rad, the idea that two intelligent species are native to one planet would appeal to me greatly. if i was put in charge of the investigation i'd appoint someone who knew what the fuck they were actually doing, first and foremost.

    also i think we shud launch tardigrades in every conceivable direction and seed life throughout the galaxy to the best of our ability. it's our duty.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Space: Has no life

    Ocean wins every TIME

    idk space soundin pretty relateable rn
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready are you suggesting we never went to the moon on that thing?

    if you honestly think that papier mâché piece of shit went to space you're more deluded than i thought lmao
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Same with the ocean though. And the ocean's a huge slut, has had countless men and women inside it. It craves having men and women inside it so much that occasionally it comes on land and drags them away.

  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Actually I just realized space is literally gay/bi because it's had a lot of men *and* women inside it. At the very least space is confirmed queer.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Space isn't gay, but with your help it could be.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    This is top of my list, but nothing is set in stone I guess. I used to listen to Blind Melon on my phone and quietly sing along when I was homeless and panhandling. Not quite busking, really, I wasn't a performer, but I'd get more money when I was fucked up enough to do that.

    Simple Man is another choice. Possibly the Shinedown cover.

    Basically: if you can find a song you like on YouTube, and there are just DEPRESSING FUCKING COMMENTS as far as the eye can see, it's a good song for a funeral.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm putting in my will that I don't want a funeral, seems like a bunch of bullshit. Just grind me up and turn me into dog food or fertilizer.

    I'd like to do this, but funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living. It's like writing in your will "don't cry that I'm dead" - it's just a massive imposition upon the living, and probably actively harmful for them.
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