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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo NIGGER I DIDNT SEE YOUR POST AND ACTUALLY ENVISIONED A MONACLE AND TOP HAT GUY WHEN I MADE THAT POST

    I am more than a little alarmed

    It is the classiest of eggs. The most rich in flavor and calories. The eggs themselves should be wearing a monocle and top hat. Of course you pictured the same thing. 😔
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Poached.

    With hollandaise sauce.

  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ Lucy is high on drugs

    I would never.

    Well, I might.

    But I'm not.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "or"

    Like a nigga isn't going to die if he repents. C'mon now. Repent and die. Don't repent and die. You're gonna die.

    Also: "repent" has become a meaningless word used by Christian types to mean "say sorry". Most people associate "repent" with apologizing (to god). Repentance requires penitence. It requires ANGUISH over your sins. You can't just repent on command. You can apologize on command. You can say "I shouldn't have done that" on command. You can't truly appreciate the depth and breadth of your sin on command. You can't become penitent in an instant just because some God botherer told you you're supposed to feel bad. Repentance is a mission. Repentance is a destination at the end of a long and introspective journey. It's not the kind of thing that comes about after going to confession and saying a perfunctory Hail Mary. If you are not weeping for the evil you have done, you have not yet repented.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    On the topic of weird responses to grief:


    At least you didn't get a dominatrix, kafka.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Yeah that's definitely not healthy. My baby moms cousin has a shrine to her grandmother that is weird and haunted. Her son went to it at barely the age of 2 and kept saying "nanny nanny" after never meeting her. Went to the graveyard she was buried in too and of all Graves ran right to hers and sat right on it. Something else weird with them too I forget

    i dunno. the japanese have the tamaya/butsudan. keeping a household shrine for your dead family is arguably quite normal for humans (generally), it's just maybe a bit out of touch with western socioreligious practices. nothing about what OP said comes across as particularly bad or unhealthy except that she feels it's become obsessive. the actions themselves seem fine tho - just the... fervor... might be unhealthy. 🤷

    when my parents die i might keep a small shrine to them, to remember them by. been thinking about it more lately. i dunno.

    edit: the hair dyeing thing is probably the most weird thing you've done, OP. weird coping mechanism, but it's not that weird really. our parents dying probably *should* fuck us up and make us do weird shit to cope. the fact that you've gotten a bit weird is, ironically, normal?
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Grains are a nono also. Seeds in general are a no go, especially seed oils. They cause inflammation which is the base of practically all illnesses.




    Wait why am I arguing with someone who literally had their Nuts removed

    EAT SOME FUCKING VEGETABLES YOU NIGGER
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    There's something to be said for the idea that humans are not evolved to handle a grain-heavy diet, but plants? In general? Nigga, humans have been chowing down on nature's vegetal goodness since before they were monkeys.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse What a horrible lunch.

    Where's the meat?

    I've been doing quite a bit of nutritional research and I'm starting to think humans weren't designed to eat plants. That's for ruminent animals with 2 stomachs. We are primary meat eaters who can eat plants as back up if we have to. Ruminent animal meat is the way to go for sure…cows, sheep, goat, Buffalo, deer, elk.

    Basically strictly kosher meat, excluding domesticated fowl.

    Although I do still eat an omnivore diet I've cut out wheat completely, as it is a genetic modified mess, and corn as its a gmo disaster too.

    Basically start by eating a diet high in non-processed foods and work towards eating primarily ruminent meat. You are what you eat, and I have to say I feel really good eating like this.

    Carrots and tomatoes should be fine. Berries, roots, and tubers would have made up a huge chunk of humanity's pre-agrarian diet. They were hunter-gatherers. You don't need to be a ruminant to properly digest a carrot ffs.

    That said I have encouraged him to eat some damn meat at work, but he says a heavy lunch will slow him down.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    next time he blares arab music you shud blare punjabi music back

  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Can't believe he's gone. I hope he didn't commit neck rope, but he's been becoming increasingly unhinged for the longest time and I've got a sneaking suspicion this was his way of saying the big "goodbye forever".
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i downloaded some mods for better cybernetics and a mod that lets customize my starting colonists

    started a new colony with one (1) super cyborg, with the intention of ridding everyone i can of their fleshweakness
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny a shattered nose is all that's human about that nigga anymore



    He has an aesthetic implant nose from the new DLC now. Still got regular ass human lungs and kidneys though, because the core game doesn't have bionic versions of those for whatever reason.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i got a bionic arms



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    1 2 3 4
    i declare a fuk war
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i mean, right? what is it even good for, huH? absolutely nothing. that's what.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Obbe I drive through Balzac once a week.

    What exactly are you driving through your balzac? Pins? Nails? Stakes? How advanced is your CBT fetish?
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra wtf, you played armored core?

    I didn't have a PS2 back in the day, but my friend did and I played *a bit* of it. It's always stuck out in my mind as one of those games that made me regret not having the console. See also: Dark Cloud.

    Was wild to me when I learned FromSoft were the people responsible, and that they'll probably never make another one because fucking Soulsborne Ringkiro is too profitable a template.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Little of column A, little of column B.

    A self-reinforcing cycle? Limitless autism. If only we could harness this power in some way. Like putting everyone on an island, and forcing them to use their autism powers for good.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Dildo



    Holy shit they even have a local Super Hero named Captain Dildo.
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