Posts by Meikai

1. 2022-04-17 at 4:55 PM UTC in How did Douglas die?
   

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   He broke Mr. Dink's grill.
   
   
2. 2022-04-17 at 10:12 AM UTC in Why shouldn't I eat fast food for literally every meal?
   

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   After all... why shouldn't I eat it?
   
3. 2022-04-16 at 9:34 PM UTC in Great article guys by new yorker
   

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   Originally posted by Lodger Free Most slavic are animals

   
   They're like Chinese people if Chinese people didn't feel joy while backing over the person they just hit with their car.
4. 2022-04-15 at 9:45 PM UTC in My girlfriend got bit in the pussy by a pitbull.
   

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   my worldwide likes to give it a nibble every now and then ig
5. 2022-04-15 at 5:48 PM UTC in Twitter Is Under Siege
   

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   Originally posted by Meikai the Twitter board will use the poison pill

   
   https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/15/twitter-board-adopts-poison-pill-after-musks-43-billion-offer-to-buy-company.html
   
   oh look
6. 2022-04-14 at 8:51 PM UTC in Twitter Is Under Siege
   

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   Hostile takeover is probably gonna fail on its own merits, or the Twitter board will use the poison pill. Fun publicity stunt from Elon, but this is one of those things where trying and failing is liable to actually embolden enemies of free speech. If the richest man in the world couldn't even strip these people of power then they have nothing left to fear. Demonstrating that to them is not going to have happy results for the thing you're ostensibly worried about protecting. Better hope he succeeds. 😬
7. 2022-04-14 at 8:06 PM UTC in Becoming a DAOist
   

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   reject "DAOism"
   
   be like spiderman
   
   
8. 2022-04-14 at 12:48 AM UTC in Does Anyone Else Watch Attack on Titan?
   

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   I kinda gave up on AoT during Season 3. I think I started watching it cold after a long hiatus from watching Season 2 and I felt kinda lost. When The Final Season Part 2 was just starting I decided to binge the whole series and then watched it every week as it aired. Good shit.
9. 2022-04-14 at 12:46 AM UTC in Does Anyone Else Watch Attack on Titan?
   

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   Originally posted by aldra that character suits HTS more than you

   
   oh god oh fuck one of the pigs has broken loose this is not a drill i repeat one of the pigs which i was supposed to take care of has escaped containment pray for humanity
10. 2022-04-12 at 9:46 PM UTC in whoa like
    

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    when people used to shit in toilets built outside of the house we called them outhouses
    
    so like
    
    why dont we call bathrooms "inhouses"
11. 2022-04-12 at 6:02 PM UTC in Do you piss in the toilet or sink?
    

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    Originally posted by RIPtotse Guys..just imagine.
    
    A tiny penis with no nuts beneath it, an empty coinsack if you will, draped over the side of a yellow stained sink, filling it with transvestite urine. Then scron comes in and starts performing fellatio on it while a gram of meth that he shoved up his ass is dissolving and the bundy in his gut is scourging his remaining brain cells.
    
    
    
    Welcome to Canada.

    
    Or, you know, don't imagine that. That was always an option. What a weird thing to spend your time fantasizing about.
12. 2022-04-12 at 9:42 AM UTC in a simpleton like Scron never possessed mental illness...
    

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    Originally posted by A College Professor guys this is totally incorrect

    
    yeah you're supposed to constantly crack jokes about how they could totally be paying you less, about how you're really overpaid, and they could probably pay some immigrant or overseas worker a third of what they pay you and get more work done better
13. 2022-04-12 at 4:36 AM UTC in MID LIFE BULLSHIT
    

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    Becoming an American Hero is always an option. Not many have the courage to take it, but sometimes it's the only recourse a man has left.
    
    
14. 2022-04-12 at 4:36 AM UTC in a simpleton like Scron never possessed mental illness...
    

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    woops
15. 2022-04-12 at 4:33 AM UTC in a simpleton like Scron never possessed mental illness...
    

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    Shouldn't you be in bed, grampses?
16. 2022-04-12 at 4:32 AM UTC in a simpleton like Scron never possessed mental illness...
    

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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The scientific term for you would be psychopath.

    
    The scientific term for both of you niggas is 'old'.
17. 2022-04-12 at 3:32 AM UTC in Do you piss in the toilet or sink?
    

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    Folks, I always take a little extra time to do the right thing.
18. 2022-04-12 at 3:22 AM UTC in a simpleton like Scron never possessed mental illness...
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I didn't mention him period.

    
    In that case, "minimum wage is poverty"? No shit. What are you, some kind of commie who thinks that's a problem? Or you just like making stupid fucking observations for no reason?
19. 2022-04-12 at 2:31 AM UTC in a simpleton like Scron never possessed mental illness...
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker $12/hour is poverty

    
    I didn't say scron was making minimum wage.
20. 2022-04-11 at 6:26 PM UTC in a simpleton like Scron never possessed mental illness...
    

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    Minimum wage in Canada is like $12USD/hr.