2017-08-15 at 9:33 PM UTC
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FUCK
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2017-08-15 at 7:36 PM UTC
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Your ideal breakfast.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
You are mentally retarded.
*crosses arms smugly*
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Your automated gag reflex won't allow you take more than a couple of spoonfuls into your lungs. Maybe if you were wreaked on opiates.
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2017-08-09 at 2:02 AM UTC
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I am a rapist
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2017-06-29 at 11:23 PM UTC
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ware kinkou post
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You can think of ENTER as "The Man of a Thousand Faces". Rich Little has nothing on the guy.
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HOW TO DECREASE AND POSSIBLY ELIMINATE TERRORISM.
1) Stop participating in it. Stop bombing other countries. Stop selling arms to other countries. Stop making "tactical" and "strategic" deals with terrorist groups in other countries.
2) Stop enabling countries that fund terrorists even when you want something from them. Saudi Arabia - for instance - is a country we know supplies weapons and money to ISIS/ISIL. Stop doing deals with them because you want to control oil profits.
3) Stop invading other countries. Let's start with Iraq. Remember those mysterious "WMDs" that never existed? You don't have amnesia, do you? That was actually a sovereign country. It was relatively stable even though it was being run by a tyrant you liked when he did what he was told, remember?
4) Stop thinking the oil, uranium, diamonds, sugar, whatever in other countries is yours. It's not. You invade other countries and steal their stuff and it pisses people off. Which people, you ask? The people BECOMING terrorists!
5) Stop thinking YOUR terrorism isn't terrorism. Stop calling YOUR violence "bringing democracy", "liberating the oppressed", and "counter-terrorism" because YOUR violence is based on your country's ideological/political aims which, by the way, is the textbook definition of - wait for it - TERRORISM.
6) Stop pretending that THEY are the "bad guys" and YOU are the "good guys". That's completely insane. If you did that in a therapist's office, there would be a lot of note taking going on (and possibly some smirking).
7) Stop using language that dismisses YOUR violence and using language that heightens theirs. That's called PROPAGANDA which is a fancy way of saying "lying". You see, even though that orange moron in the oval office calls it "fake news" only when it's about him, the truth is that your media pumps out distortions of reality to justify what you do. Your enemy does the same thing and you call THEIR "news" by its proper name (propaganda) but you're still in denial about your own news media's nonsense.
If you do these seven things, terrorism (well, the terrorism in Western and European countries) will decrease. So will the massive amount of immigration from refugees you don't want in your country because YOU are displacing them.
You know what I'm saying is true because, by doing the opposite, you've INCREASED terrorism in your own countries. That terrorism has been on the rise since your countries invaded and/or destabilized virtually every middle eastern country with the exception of Saudi Arabia (the West's oil partner) and Israel (America's military base in the middle east).
You know it's true even though you try to deny it... and that denial? It's killing you. Now you're going to want to respond to this because your ego will get in the way of sanity... and that's cool. I get it. It's not easy to take a good hard look at yourself, your country, and admit that you might even be "part of the problem" but you are. You're going to want to engage me in an argument too because that will be your way of staying in denial. I get that too... which is precisely why I won't respond. You'll get my silence... a silent stare... kind of the way a therapist looks at a patient who isn't being honest or has lost touch with reality.
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2017-07-30 at 6:48 PM UTC
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Recommend me a book...
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The Stand [1978/Unabridged]] is an epic read.
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The BBS is already based off the Totse theme, so why not the Totse music forum name? People make things much more complicated than they really need to be.
/thread
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2017-07-24 at 7:20 PM UTC
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Ever won prizes?
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I won a 10-pound Hershey's chocolate bar when I was a kid, for selling the most chocolate bars for charity.
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Originally posted by mmQ
No one has factored in that the kids might catch on and instead they themselves might try to eat their parents.
That's exactly why you eat the arms and legs when they're babies.
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Originally posted by Dargo
Where did you get that number?
I am a hacker. I know these things. There are 3,976 accounts in total, and 1,689 were created strictly and specifically to spam/DDoS with.
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Errr... what happens after you eat the last kid?
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It's easier to just slack, just sleep, leave it until tomorrow, stagnate, spiral deeper into the bottomless pit of despair, but you have to realize that the only way you will ever truly be happy is to pick yourself up by the seat of your own pants and do something good for yourself for once. And you will find out it's a lot easier than you thought it would be. One step at a time, just like eating an elephant one bite at a time. Rome wasn't built in a day, but you can do one good thing every day.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Shut the fuck up.
Reported to Pakistan authorities.
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Marijuana is a drug like alcohol, cocaine, or ecstasy.
^ Retards confirmed.
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
There has to be a joke about cold and nips n whatever
really why isn't this happening more often. free them puppies
Most women won't anyways, because it hurts their tits have them bouncing all around when they are walking.
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2017-07-18 at 12:08 AM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
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No, you don't get served concentrated juice crystals. Just the juice. About a cup of crystals can make 100's of glasses of nice refreshment.
Back in the old days, if you came in with nothing, knowing you were going in beforehand, you'd get beat to a pulp. In fact, some inmates even went as far as to assume the newcomer may be holding out, dragging him into the washroom, and performing a forced enema with an empty shampoo bottle on him, just to make he wasn't holding back any goodies.
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MomentaryLapseofReason spread peanut butter on his arsehole and let a dog lick it, then posted on IRC about it. Then it got posted to the Totse boards with screenshots. So MLoR went apeshit and threatened to bring in the feds. The real feds. Apparently, he did work for a federal department and felt the screenshots and chatter was a threat to his employment and family life. Then he went rank and deleted entire forums and banned a bunch of people, until Jeff himself had to remove him and ban him.
Goooood times. It is soooo good to hear it.
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