2016-11-27 at 2:10 AM UTC
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Killing myself tonight
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
…this one's played out.
And that's exactly why I keep using it. An extremely effective gambit I learned from our old friend, Snoopy.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Aw, thanks, guys. I didn't even know you cared.
*bashful*
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2016-11-27 at 2:12 AM UTC
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How to teach people things?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You teach people things by fucking with their heads. Period. End of story.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Let me treat you. You may address me as Dr. -SpectraL in this post.
Take one 1mg Lorazapam (aka Ativan) tablet when waking in the morning, followed by 0.5mg Lorazapam tablets every four hours throughout the day, followed by two 1mg tablets just before bed. Do not exceed a maximum daily dosage of 10mg Lorazapam per day. Store this medication in a cool, dry, dark place, such as the refridgerator (about 35 degrees) for maximum potency.
DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for any deaths, including yours, which may occur, due to use of the above information. Please consult your own private doctor for the plan and medication which is the best fit for you.
Please note: Your bill for this Niggas home visit is $2500.00, payable in cash to a goon I will send to your door shortly. (Do not be anxious about this billing, as even Doctors need to eat.)
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The only way to successfully pull yourself out of chronic anxiety is to man up, pull yourself, kicking and screaming, into reality, of your own volition, and through your own sheer determination. Drugs won't help you do that. Powders won't help you do that. Shitting won't help you do that. You have to finally take command of the world, grab it by its two horns, and wrestle it to the ground, whether it likes it or not. Can you do that? Of course you can. It's only because you've convinced yourself that you can't that you don't. You are your own worst enemy, so it is yourself you first have to conquer.
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2016-11-16 at 5:47 PM UTC
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Current topics are all shit
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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