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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pick out the biggest guard in the jail, one who's at least 400 pounds (male or female), and tell them they are a fat pig.
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's the radical left's new ploy... attack, obstruct, smear, attack, obstruct, attack, frame, attack.... that's all they have left. It's like watching a dying rat in its final death throes, all teeth and claws.
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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Angry jedis are very good at chasing people down.
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  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Item 9 Why didn't you do some blow with her

    Because we'd already done a bunch, and you have to know when to call it a night.
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano What does it feel like to know some woman paid 800 bucks for your ball juice, my negroe?

    Could have hundreds of kids running around out there.
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  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dfg

    What about that?

    That's where the kid should have put it.
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  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just like cockroaches were able to survive the ice age.
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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock OK somehow No. No to the bald thing. cringe! I guess I'm shallow but at least wear a wig. or shave your head like Sinhead O'

    I met a nice petite brunette once and we went out and had a good time, but then she started bugging me for cash for cocaine, so I said no. But she kept on asking, so I said, OK, I'll give you a hundred bucks, but that's the last I want to see of you. So she took the cash and left, but then the next day I got a message through a friend that she was sorry and wanted to see me again, and I told the friend to tell her no. So a couple of days later the same friend comes and tells me she said if I don't see her again she's going to cut all her hair off. So I told my friend to just ignore her. About a week later, I was walking by a restaurant and I looked in and she was sitting alone at a table, and she was completely bald. Then she saw me and looked at me with this really sad look, and I just paused and then kept walking.
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Shadow Warrior (1997 video game/FPS)



    Lo Wang: [to naked lady] Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang?

    Lo Wang: I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you.

    Lo Wang: You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?

    Lo Wang: Just like Hiroshima!

    Lo Wang: Woops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha

    Lo Wang: [to naked lady defecating on a toilet] Hey baby! Pull my finger! Hahaha!

    Lo Wang: [to naked lady] Are those real tits?
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  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Isn't that what we are?

    Well, as a kid, I did every drug imaginable, but after I grew up, I only smoke chronic weed and have a couple of beers here and there. I'm nowhere near a drug-addled radical Liberal.
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Then there's that two-color spiral twizzle, that starts from one end and corkscrews up to the other end, usually tapered and pointed at both ends.
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I regret to inform you all that our old friend Lanny died two days ago, after slipping off his bathroom weight scale and hitting his fat head on the edge of the bathtub. RIP Mr. Rogers.
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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Cannabis is the key to all kinds of mild to serious health problems. It's magic. That's why the Indians smoked it in the peace pipe.
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader 110volts cant and wont kill an adult person.

    It's the amperage that kills you, not the voltage.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra it's like arguing with a kid…

    That's the whole point. That's why he's doing it. So many users these days post reams of such useless, annoying, unfunny, uninteresting garbage, it seems only fair that the favor be returned. He's said so himself several times, if anyone was actually following the plot. There are members here who actually enjoy interesting and knowledgeable discussion, but they are constantly given the back seat to kidiot nonsense. Kidiot nonsense should be strictly contained to the Half Baked forum, but since the consensus seems to be anything goes, why shouldn't he get to share in the "fun, too? This comes down to Lanny's fault, just like I said. The kid means well, but he hasn't got a clue what he is doing. Arbitrary, scatter-brained, no focus, it's all about him, you see, not the BBS or its best welfare. But don't you worry. We'll get things all squared up, just like Zoklet and the others.
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In the final year of my marriage, I started digging a garden out back. My wife called out, "What are you doing?" I replied, "Diggin' you a gra... a garden!" She just looked at me with a very suspicious look.
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox I rarely see him here, or maybe Iā€™m just not here enough to catch him here. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

    He's pissed, although he'd never admit it in a million years.
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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR ā€  Please, show me that.

    WARNING. The Laugh will scar you for life.
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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The globalists like Bill Gates and Opra Winfrey have been funding and planning the extermination of the vast majority of the human race for quite some time now. That's why everything you were told is a lie. They won't sacrifice themselves and theirs to the cause, but they gleefully sacrifice you and yours.
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    RisiR is an ex-prison guard and now crimestops for a living, collecting cash rewards for snitching on people he comes across.
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