Wudn't it suck to be married?

1. 2018-05-24 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #21
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   And to expand on what goldsheen was getting at, some of the most successful families are headed by men with multiple wives
2. 2018-05-24 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not with you Boss and little Bugg.😋
3. 2018-05-24 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #23
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   It's good to have a special someone!
4. 2018-05-24 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I've had 2 but returned them both as faulty.
5. 2018-05-24 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've had 2 but returned them both as faulty.

   
   You're way too special, crumpet. No woman can handle you. lol
6. 2018-05-24 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm not discouraged though and always on the look out for #3..and #4
7. 2018-05-24 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #27
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've had 2 but returned them both as faulty.

   
   
   Lol @ faulty
8. 2018-05-24 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Codebeta Not with you Boss and little Bugg.😋

   
   😋
9. 2018-05-24 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm not discouraged though and always on the look out for #3..and #4

   
   You're booked already, remember? But you have still time for no.3. :D
10. 2018-05-24 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman You're booked already, remember? But you have still time for no.3. :D

    
    insert heart eyed emoticon thing here.
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11. 2018-05-24 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 😋

    
    The cat changed...Sweetie. Lol.
12. 2018-05-24 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #32
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In the final year of my marriage, I started digging a garden out back. My wife called out, "What are you doing?" I replied, "Diggin' you a gra... a garden!" She just looked at me with a very suspicious look.
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13. 2018-05-24 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Successful men often have strong wives who support them. Not always, but being married can be an asset.

    
    you know nothing about men or wives, you sniveling bottom dweller. get back into the sewer where you belong.
14. 2018-05-24 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Well, I don't know all the married couples in the world. So, I'm just assuming there must be some.

    
    
    no, there arent. not a single one.
    
    you know what happens when you assume...
15. 2018-05-24 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Getting married is usually a pretty bad move unless you've lived with the person for years. All you're doing is making the potential breakup nastier for no real benefit. It's not like you'll love each other more if you have rings and papers.
16. 2018-05-24 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gumbo Getting married is usually a pretty bad move unless you've lived with the person for years.

    
    And even then it's not really. I mean if everything is fine between you, and you've been living together for so long. What's the point of getting married? If not for the material benefits of course. Which brings us to the main issue I have with marriage. It's a business contract, plain and simple.
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17. 2018-05-24 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    People don't want to have bastards.
18. 2018-05-24 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL People don't want to have bastards.

    
    They are not. Children are legally recognised. Both parents have responsabilities and bound by the law, regardless of marriage.
19. 2018-05-24 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Red_Woman They are not, regardless of marriage. Children are recignised and both parents have responsabilities and bound by the law, whether they are married or not.

    
    Merriam-Webster seems to disagree with you.
    
    Definition of bastard
    
    1 : an illegitimate child
20. 2018-05-24 at 6:13 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Merriam-Webster seems to disagree with you.
    
    Definition of bastard
    
    1 : an illegitimate child

    
    Yeah, 50 or more years ago.
    Does Merriam-Webster tell you about the law also?