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Posts by -SpectraL

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wasn't Jeff who hard-deleted Half Baked. Jeff's spare admin account, EnigmA, got hacked. I was one of the Hacker Mods at teh time.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist Damn damn damn damn🤬

    I figured my dog was sick when she wouldn’t take her treats, damn if I wasn’t right. She just puked in my bed. Thank God for washers and dryers.

    Has your dog recently been reading any threads here on your phone?
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They wear some us like second skins, so they can move about more freely among us.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I have a long-standing belief that people who lick each other's shit are actually bad aliens (demons) in human form. The bad aliens hate humans with a passion, so it stands to reason they would force one human to eat their fellow human's shit, drink their piss, whatnot.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What always mystifies me is how they can eat each other shit and lick each other's buttholes. Isn't that dirty as all hell? You'd think you'd get dozens of major diseases from that shit. Even an animal won't eat another animal's shit.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You should be more worried about when the girl wants to fuck YOU in the ass.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

    That didn't scare me.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]


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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And at the moment of your death, you will lose 21 grams from your body weight. Your life itself weighs 21 grams.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    HB shows up just fine for me in Subscriptions.
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Vampires dont suck thoughts. You know that.

    You never heard of a thought sucker before?
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ *colon

    colon ( : )
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah but did you picture me fucking your asshole while we makeout?

    That's like a vampire, creating thoughts in people's heads, just to suck them out and savor them.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ *transverse

    I see you are familiar with these phrases.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or you could take a vacuum cleaner, attach the hose to the opposite side, and insert the nozzle over your inverted colon area.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietYellow that scares me

    I'd be scared, too, if my asshole was inside out.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Anal is about control.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Try taking a toilet plunger handle, grease it, and then work the asshole back into shape.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Most respectable girls will say "don't put it in my pooper, please".
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