-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Wasn't Jeff who hard-deleted Half Baked. Jeff's spare admin account, EnigmA, got hacked. I was one of the Hacker Mods at teh time.
2019-05-03 at 11:50 PM UTC
in
Anal sex is mostly gross
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
They wear some us like second skins, so they can move about more freely among us.
2019-05-03 at 11:43 PM UTC
in
Anal sex is mostly gross
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I have a long-standing belief that people who lick each other's shit are actually bad aliens (demons) in human form. The bad aliens hate humans with a passion, so it stands to reason they would force one human to eat their fellow human's shit, drink their piss, whatnot.
2019-05-03 at 11:21 PM UTC
in
Anal sex is mostly gross
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
What always mystifies me is how they can eat each other shit and lick each other's buttholes. Isn't that dirty as all hell? You'd think you'd get dozens of major diseases from that shit. Even an animal won't eat another animal's shit.
2019-05-03 at 10:39 PM UTC
in
Anal sex is mostly gross
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You should be more worried about when the girl wants to fuck YOU in the ass.
2019-05-03 at 10:24 PM UTC
in
90 percent the water's body
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
And at the moment of your death, you will lose 21 grams from your body weight. Your life itself weighs 21 grams.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
HB shows up just fine for me in Subscriptions.
2019-05-03 at 5:28 PM UTC
in
ATTN: EVIL TEK NOLOGIST AGAIN
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Or you could take a vacuum cleaner, attach the hose to the opposite side, and insert the nozzle over your inverted colon area.
2019-05-03 at 5:12 PM UTC
in
ATTN: EVIL TEK NOLOGIST AGAIN
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Try taking a toilet plunger handle, grease it, and then work the asshole back into shape.
2019-05-03 at 4:52 PM UTC
in
Anal sex is mostly gross
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Most respectable girls will say "don't put it in my pooper, please".