Yeah, the wife would pick out the wang she was absolutely positive was her husband's, hold it in her hand, and then a stranger's head would pop up above the partition, and both would laugh.
Judge: Did you guys really back a large truck up to the rear entrance of the polling station at 4am on election night and unload thousands of bags and boxes and crates of ballots?
Dem Lawyer: We sure did. Anything wrong with that?
I remember this one game show where the husbands had to put their dicks in these gloryholes behind a partition and the wives were brought in and had to guess which dick belonged to their own husband. Many got it wrong.
If there ever were another Canada/USA war, we would be required by law to kill Americans on sight, under threat of imprisonment or firing squad, for treason. We wouldn't have any other choice but to murder them wherever we see them.
Originally posted by Ghost
I was told to bring drugs if I ever go to the local jail or i would get beat up.
My anal cavity can only hold so much sheesh
Prisoners get friends to go to the courthouse and write down the list of names on the docket, so they know who's coming to the prison in advance. As soon as the person goes into receiving, they then ask him if he's coming in off the street (which they already know). If the person lies, they get beat up. If they tell the truth, but say they didn't suitcase anything, they get beat up.
The military's job is using people to make trillions for their true handlers, not helping people. Once you understand that fact, everything else makes perfect sense.
Originally posted by Nil
im in cornwall prob 4 a while, right near the banks of the fuckin st lawrence river bud. my friend told me tho if i end up hangin wioth mohawks on the island that i should get here before dark, he couldnt help me fuckin canada couldnt help me if shit goes south.
I've been down to the forts at Cornwall a few times. Cool place.
These stooges like Zuckerburg are just mindless, sock puppet, cardboard cutout, fronts for the CIA, in cooperation with intelligence agencies across the world. Facebook, Twitter, Google, SnapChat, WhatsApp, Instagram, Tumbler... they all started as organic, home grown outfits, and then the CIA and their gang of goons bought them all out, using taxpayer dollars, so they can collect info on and spy on every person on the planet.
Originally posted by Ghost
Who says i'm saving anyone ehehe
I would just capture them, rather than have to kill them. I'd make a deer pen or a coral and put them all in there, with some hay and oats and maybe a little peanut butter once in awhile, as a treat, if they behave.
Originally posted by Misguided Russian
What is the difference between a repbulic and a democracy? can you define the two without looking it up? Define it in the simplest/ shortest way.
Republic: Checks and balances. Democracy: Mob rules.
