-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
There's some Americans in the old South who will shoot you dead if you take one foot on their property, no questions asked. You so much as infringe on their driveway and you'll come out in a coffin. They're like those hillbillies of old, the Hatfields and the McCoys. Shoot first, ask questions later.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
End discrimination. Hate everyone.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Once you've purchased your item and have proof of purchase, you don't need to show any greeter shit. Don't have to show shit to any hiding cops either. However, they do have the right to ban you from the store for no reason at all, even forever, if they want, so it's probably better not to cause an incident.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
If you were really and truly determined, you could cut off your own head with a sharp knife.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
How does the cat little scam work? You buy the cat litter and then sell it back to them??
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Probably still have to suck one dick for the other $10.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Another way to pick up some instant cash if you're really desperate is most banks allow $50 advance on a check deposit, even if there's no money in the account and no overdraft. So you could just insert an empty envelope, leave it open rather than sealed, then take out $50. When they call, you could just say you put $60 in, they will demand it be repaid, and you pay it back a week later or whatever. No harm done.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
When someone goes out with a full cart on full display, LP wait until the subject begins to place the items from the cart into the vehicle, in order to avoid any misunderstandings. Seriously wouldn't recommend trying it, as LP will most likely spot the cart exiting.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Another variation is you buy an item, let's say $60, get a receipt, then return to the store later and grab another one off the shelf and refund it. Then you sell the item for half price on Kijiji or whatever. Then you go to a different store and do the same thing. Then you have $60.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Employee: Hey, you stole that!
Fraudster: Nooo, I have a receipt.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
If you're really desperate, just go to a large department store like WalMart and look in the parking lot and trash can, etc. for receipts, pick one out that's $60+, then go in and grab the same item as on the receipt and refund it at customer service. You even get the tax back.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Trump is being way to open. Look what happened to JFK when he tried that, riding in an open car. His own FBI murdered him. The globalists and their deep state lapdogs could have set up a missile or something to take out everyone there and then pinned it on NK. Stupid!
