-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Kill a Canada Goose and bad things happen.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I never tell anyone anything I do, and I don't even respond to their stupid questions. They're just going to go blabbing everything you tell them anyways, so what would be the point?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Or when people ask, what did you do today? Well, I breathed, I walked, I got up and sat down..
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Probably tastes like dirty diapers. Not that I've ever tasted a dirty diaper or anything.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You don't need to take any drugs at all. Just smoke top-shelf hash or weed with a high THC/CBD content. The drugs are what are destroying you, and you've been brainwashed by the profiteers to believe you need them. Have you ever heard of the placebo effect? They have. Their entire scam is based off your unwavering belief that what they say is true.
2019-07-09 at 1:17 AM UTC
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I got cleared to go to mars
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A select bunch of very wealthy people have already signed up for the first manned landing on Mars. They've paid about $250,000 each to be given a limited amount of supplies, basic shelter tools, rationed foodstuffs, and some other survival implements, flown to their destination by rocket, and have each agreed to be willingly/voluntarily marooned there to start their new lives and form the first human martian colony.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A penal colony is where penises are sent.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Beasts have been posting here already for ages.
2019-07-08 at 11:09 PM UTC
in
My wife is pregnant
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
For me, it's all about the discussion. Couldn't care less about the personal life drama or whether the person is a natural-born loser, or whether they are an utter failure in life, as long as they can converse in an interesting way.