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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Imagine the possibilities. Winning lottery numbers and horse race results. Know who the next President will be. Predict the stock market to 100%. Hoard items which will be scarce in the future by sending them back in time to yourself. All you would have to do is invent a machine which could momentarily change the laws of physics.

    http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/t...of-time-travel

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    Swiss Watch Discovered in 400-Year-Old Chinese Tomb, Might be Proof of Time Travel.


    According to researchers, an untouched Chinese tomb was opened after 400-years, dating back to the Ming Dynasty (15th - 16th century). When the coffin was finally opened, and the cloth removed, something metallic hit the ground. The excavation team discovered a mud and rock encrusted ring watch and the hands stuck at 10:06 time, with "Swiss" carved in the back.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    One night I got woken up by call from my daughter at 3am and her screaming about some kind of poltergeist loose in the house she was babysitting in, which she said had already attacked her boyfriend. I asked her where the kid was, and she said he was sleeping behind the couch? Behind the couch, I asked?? Yes, she said, and her boyfriend was standing right there beside her. I asked her what happened and she said the poltergeist started moving things and making banging sounds on the walls and floor and ceiling, and then when they went to investigate the sounds, while travelling down the hallway, suddenly the front of her boyfriend's shirt got pulled up by itself and scratches started to appear on his chest right in front of her. She said she started screaming and jumped into the bathroom doorway close-by and slammed the door and locked it. She told me (later on) that when the boyfriend tried to get in, she was too scared to open it, so the boyfriend had looked down the flight of steps into the basement and saw a kind of a blur in mid air moving up the staircase toward him and he started screaming, too, and then he had shouldered the bathroom door open and forced his way in and slammed it shut and propped stuff up against the door handle, with her kneeling in the bathtub. She said they were in there no more than a minute when the bathroom doorknob starting slowly moving back and forth by itself, and that after about another minute, the door itself started vibrating rapidly and with great force and shaking back and forth in the frame. She said that her boyfriend pressed his whole body against the door and was struggling to keep it shut, but that it kept pushing against him from the outside and wiggling the doorknob back and forth rapidly, and that it has almost pushed it open a couple of times. She said that after about 3 minutes, the thing stopped trying to get in and it became quiet, so they waited another five minutes and then opened the door and looked out. Nothing. So she said they then ran to the phone in the living room for her to call me.

    I told her to get the kid from behind the couch and get out on the front lawn with him and her boyfriend immediately, without taking anything, just get out, and that I was sending a taxi straight there to bring them to me. When they arrived, I saw that they were visibly terrified. I took them in and asked the boyfriend what happened. He told me the same thing she had told me. I asked him to show me the scratches, and he lifted his shirt and there was indeed a long, fresh, diagonal scratch running right from just under one nipple all the way across to his belly, and there were other red, fresh scratches around his belly area. My daughter was shaking and crying uncontrollably, and the boyfriend was visibly shaken. I made them all hot soup and warm drinks and prepared beds for them and got them all off to sleep finally. In the morning, I made them breakfast and then demanded to know if this was all a bullshit story and not, and they both insisted it was all true, that they were not lying, that every word was true. Then I called the mother of the child they were babysitting and told her what happened, and she said that "yes, I know things happen in my house", and I'm like, "are you kidding me?? And you left them alone there!??". then I told her to pick up her kid at my place and she did. In the conversation, I found out she was native Indian.

    The next night, I went to her house. When I checked out the windows, I discovered every single one had a "dreamcatcher" hanging in the middle of it from the inside. Even the three doors had dreamcatchers in the small windows in the top of them. I waited outside, looking through one of the door windows, to see if I could spot her moving around inside, but no one appeared, so after awhile I knocked on the door several times, but no one answered. Then I stood quietly for about 10 minutes looking inside through one of the windows, waiting to see if I could see any movement or hear any sounds. Nothing. Dead quiet. So I tried one of the doors and it was locked. I tried the other doors and they were also locked. I tried a couple of windows, but they were secured. After about another hour of investigating around the house, I found nothing suspicious except for an old shed full of mixed piles of curious items, which mostly looked to be from the early 1900's. After peering into the darkened shed, I decided to go in and check out the junk, and when I stepped across the doorway's threshold, a literal wave of dread, despair, death, enveloped my entire body, like walking directly into some kind of energy field, so that I froze right there in my tracks, my heart froze in my chest, with a massive tightening of the muscles there, with my legs going numbish and I could hardly move my body, but I recoiled from the doorway and managed to stumble back and trip over myself in the process and half fell to the ground. My eyes never left the doorway opening, but I didn't see a thing there, but I could feel something was just inside, just inside and to the side of the darkened doorway. Then I literally got the fuck out of there. A few days later, during daylight hours, I went back to the house and walked by it and studied it closely as I passed. An old '40's-'50's-style house, kind of beat up and battered by weather, in a mild state of disrepair, long grass, two abandoned vehicles sitting in front with piles of old junk stored in them which looked to be from the early 1900's. I had planned to return to the house at a later time, but after awhile, I decided to just let it go.

    I told my daughter never to return to that house ever again.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    past tense blood, this nigga still be hood as FUCK (when this nigga be drunk at least)


    gangsta4lyfe
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Chester the Child Molester Jester

    Or we could just go with Kiddie Fiddler and call it a day.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Would thread again.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I just think it's funny how everyone's first instinct here was to be like 'we niggas in space!'

    it's almost instinctual

    Lanny was going through an "in-da-hood" association phase.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    …You should also know that calling me a pedo or a hebe is not offensive in the slightest.

    Whatever you say, Chester the Molester.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]





    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]


    Plum crazy...
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Who I hate and detest is posers who fly under the banner of devotion, but they actually have personal agendas. Good for nothing but fucking over.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Holy fuck apricot is a holistic faggot. I check into tinychat in the morning to see him sitting there being a faggot by himself. What a good time it must be to cam up alone in the morning and do nothing and talk to nobody. Not even drunk. I mean if you're gonna be a stupid loner faggot at least be drunk and do it late at night like us professionals do.
    Shut up, you.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I ran out of Snoopy impressions.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just a bit of deprecating humor as is standard around these parts

    I really do appreciate the folks who posted there every day, I wouldn't have even stayed open so long if it wasn't for them.

    I felt fondly towards them, and wanted to express my gratitude.

    Gay, right?

    No, it's not gay. It's commendable and makes you a better person for it.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You don't scare me, Junior Member.


    Let's scare each other!
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    See, I felt bad for people who posted at my near empty site for so long. It was like retarded boy scouts struggling to put up a tent. You look at the result, cringe inwardly, and sort of say 'great job'! and then hand out juice and cookies.

    You should never criticize devotion. It will bring you very bad luck.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There's crazy eyes, and there's not crazy eyes. There's no such thing as no crazy-eyed women.
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    Crazy eyes...

  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're a good guy Lan <3

    Wait.. you don't like guys, only children. You're just confusing things.
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hebo? No, I'm not. You probably are. You seem to be obsessed!!!

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