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2016-02-26 at 3:50 AM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?
I don't have time for your gamey children.
Thanks for that.
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2016-02-26 at 12:10 AM UTC in Another IP address Question.Try HKLM\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\ Services\Tcpip\Parameters\Interfaces in the Windows registry. You could also try the Event viewer under DHCP Event 1002, using Run > eventvwr.msc
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2016-02-25 at 5:24 PM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?
Pro Tip: When you have to explain it's not funny.
I thought you would say something like, "I don't have time for your childish games", but you didn't. Now I'll have to wait until next time.
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2016-02-25 at 4:34 PM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?
I bet you thought that was funny.
This would be you and Iron John. (notice how you have several heads).
p.s that's psychomanthis watching.. The SlugBeast. -
2016-02-25 at 4:08 PM UTC in Dear Lanny...
When did you first encounter "Lanny"?
I first discovered Lanny while working a brief stint in Nigeria in the mid-'80's, unlikely enough. He was operating under the name "Lonny" at the time, and oddly enough, wore clothing similar to what would later become the infamous Girl Scouts uniform. I entered the local canteen one sunny afternoon, and there he was re-programming the rudimentary ATM machine they had there, which was servicing several of the darkened back rooms at the rear of the store, where transvestite hookers were rumored to operate business. I said, "Hey there, kid. What's with the brown dress and lipstick? Is it Halloween already?" And he just looked up at me with these gorgeous (but forlorn and angry) eyes and says, "In 30 years, I'm going to ban you over 30,0000 times, -SpectraL", and I'm like, "You don't scare me, son.". We became mortal enemies from that moment forward, even though I had never met him before that. Decades later, back in the United States, I called for a pizza one especially rough day after work, and who shows up to the door but the kid in the brown girly suit. "Lonny!", I exclaim. And he says, "It's Lanny now. I'm working my way through technical college and hope to program rockets one day... so I can send you on a one-way trip to the moon." And I'm like, "Don't be like that, kid. It's not good for your constitution." So I stayed completely away from rockets after that, and I still do to this day. True story.Who does?
Examples?
You're fine, SF. It's just a harmless, and probably subconscious, trend, I noticed among users here. Me, I would make a thread like, "Hey, Cunt... Get Off Your Dumb Lazy Ass And Do Something Useful For A Change", the go on to demand my concerns, or else, but everyone else seems to be just so much nicer. I'm not knocking it, just commenting on it.
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2016-02-25 at 4:12 AM UTC in An Alternate Internet
yeah, but now the FCC will literally fuck you if you try to build a network based on AM/FM radio… also crystal radios only receive.
Morse Code AM Transmitter.
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2016-02-25 at 3:31 AM UTC in RDFRN vs This place
…Sometimes I think you're some bot designed by Jeff Hunter to keep the T@\/\/T-Z legacy alive…
Wouldn't it be just the absolute ultimate irony if I AM Jeff Hunter? Then again, I hate licking butter and cracking cans. Always have.
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2016-02-25 at 3:03 AM UTC in An Alternate InternetFifty years ago, I used to build crystal radios, and they work just as good today as they did back then. Only cost a couple of bucks for the kit.
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2016-02-25 at 2:08 AM UTC in RDFRN vs This place
fuck you, piss-refuser.
And the kicker was, he was actually serious. O_rly and a few others were right there when he guaranteed he would hold his end of it. He wanted to meet up in Ohio, he would fill a bottle with his piss, and I would drink it. Then the entire operation and ownership of zoklet.net would be mine to do with as I saw best. He would be demoted to Mud Farmer and I would fuck with his posts and account for a little while and then put a one-month ban on him for some flimsy reason, before he would be reinstated but ridiculed. It was all understood. But you know what? I don't do demands. I give demands, I don't take them. And that little bedtime story of his ended up to be the final nail in the silly kid's coffin. He got way too big for his britches and need to be taken down a notch. I told him what would happen the entire time, and he laughed and scoffed, but he wasn't laughing so hard when the hammer came down, piss drinking insults or not. And that's the moral of that story: You just don't have to drink someone else's piss. -
2016-02-25 at 1:48 AM UTC in why are chinesey people more reserved/pussys than american ppl?When we kids were growing up in the early '60's, because of the wars, it used to be a natural thing to call them gooks, chinks, slants, nippers, Charlies, and about a dozen other demeaning names . Even the establishment, like teachers and parents and the police encouraged it. Whenever one came around or wanted anything, he was treated like an animal. Negros and Pollocks, too. And you wouldn't dare to be associated in any way with the communists, or you'd get jumped and mobbed. People literally felt you could just shoot them dead any old time and it would be just fine. As many as you wanted.
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2016-02-25 at 1:13 AM UTC in RDFRN vs This place
if spectral drank the piss I wouldn't have had to read this shit thread
That didn't even scare me at all.
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2016-02-24 at 5:21 PM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?
I bet you thought that was brave.
Don't make me convince Iron John you are a jedi and sick him on you. Nobody wants that.
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2016-02-24 at 5:14 PM UTC in Dear Lanny...Why does everyone address Lanny formally? Like they are addressing an alderman or the Mayor. Lanny puts his pants on in the morning just like any other guy... errr... who pretended to be a girl on the Internet for literally decades. Don't you see how wrong this is?
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2016-02-23 at 5:29 PM UTC in RDFRN vs This placePuuulleeeze.
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2016-02-23 at 3:46 PM UTC in any good call in shows online or the radio we can call in and troll?It's amusing that somehow Keller got the YouTube video taken down where he spends at least 20 minutes speaking directly to the Totse crew on live television, praising WarWeed for his diplomacy, condemning the evil minions who perpetrated the fiasco, and acquiescing to drop the lawsuit he had intended on launching against Jeff Hunter and his website. There was also a 5-minute rant about how much studio time costs, how expensive air time is, and how much money he's put into the project. It was pretty hilarious.
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2016-02-23 at 1:46 PM UTC in Official "My PMs and New Threads don't work" bump thread
Trying to use this website on a phone is like trying to make a girl orgasm with your elbow
And the more you open your arms, the tougher it gets.
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2016-02-23 at 3:16 AM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?
I bet you thought that was clever
You don't scare me.
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2016-02-22 at 9:22 PM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?
Scrambled, just like your brain.
You?? Again!???
*makes mental note to order a full case of Beaver-Be-Gone*
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2016-02-22 at 8:50 PM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?Are we talking scrambled or sunny side up here?
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2016-02-22 at 11:19 AM UTC in RDFRN vs This placeHere's another fun fact. One night zok was drunk in #zok SlashNet and admitted he tasted his own cum just to see what it tasted like. I'm like, why the fuck would you be telling me this shit, kid? You really are one weird weirdo, ain't ya? And he says, I always like to try new things. Yeah, so you drank your own piss and sampled your own jizz. Anything else? And he says, I wash my clothes in the shower, while I'm in the shower. I stomp on them up and down at the same time I wash my body. And I'm like, OK, I'll bite. Why? And he says it saves water. *facepalm*
