Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2017-05-06 at 12:57 AM UTC in Whats your favorite metallica song?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 The song seems to be based on a folk tale, but in the folk tale his wife or whatever waters down his pistols so they won't fire when the captain comes back for his money. In the song he shoots the captain.

   
   The original version was an old Irish folk song, originally called, "The Highwayman and the Captain". The song's exact origins are unknown.
   
   These are the original lyrics:
   
   As I was going over the far famed Kerry mountains
   I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
   I first produced my pistol, and then produced my rapier.
   Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,
   
   musha ring dumma do damma da
   whack for the daddy 'ol
   whack for the daddy 'ol
   there's whiskey in the jar-o
   
   I counted out his money, and it made a pretty penny.
   I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny.
   She said and she swore, that she never would deceive me,
   but the devil take the women, for they never can be easy
   
   I went into my chamber, all for to take a slumber,
   I dreamt of gold and jediels and for sure it was no wonder.
   But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
   Then sent for captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter.
   
   It was early in the morning, as I rose up for travel,
   The guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrel.
   I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
   But I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.
   
   If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
   If I can find his station down in Cork or in Killarney.
   And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
   And I swear he'll treat me better than me darling sportling Jenny
   
   Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
   But others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
   But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
   And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early
2. 2017-05-06 at 12:51 AM UTC in What is your greatest talent?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny I can kill any living person, at any remove, at any time with no weapons. I just don't let people know about it because that's the first step to getting caught.

   
   It was an honest question, and I gave an an honest answer. I've always been very, very good at finding vulnerabilities in any kind of scheme or structure. I think outside the box, and I seem to have an improved supply of luck on my side as well. I can't think of a single system I have not been able to infiltrate effectively.
3. 2017-05-05 at 11:19 PM UTC in I'm back.
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   This doesn't scare me.
4. 2017-05-05 at 11:15 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I can compromise any system, no matter what it is.
5. 2017-05-05 at 11:01 PM UTC in swallowing a girl's eyeballs
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Wouldn't those long eyeball tendons attached to the backs of them get caught in your throat, though?
6. 2017-05-05 at 10:59 PM UTC in If and only If..
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Also, if you kiss a man on the mouth who is not your father, you are gay.
7. 2017-05-05 at 10:20 PM UTC in If and only If..
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If you touch the other guy's shlong, you're gay. You can dress it up any way you like.
8. 2017-05-05 at 7:34 PM UTC in Canadian Housing Project.
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver So now your scared huh?

   
   No, no. I just kind of feel bad for you, considering such a failure you have produced here.
9. 2017-05-05 at 7:11 PM UTC in Who is this faggot?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Now, if the weapon were held in both hands, that would make it powerful indeed. A full one and a half times more powerful than your average weapon. Addons can also be implemented, such as feet, increasing the weapon's power capability to as much as three times the standard weapon.
10. 2017-05-05 at 6:26 PM UTC in Who is this faggot?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader so when its in my right hand when i'm left handed ????

    
    The weapon would still be weak.
11. 2017-05-05 at 6:16 PM UTC in Who is this faggot?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader so its a weak weapon in the right hand ????

    
    No, it's a weak weapon in the left hand, if you're right handed.
12. 2017-05-05 at 5:53 PM UTC in Who is this faggot?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The personal messaging system can be a powerful weapon, in the wrong hands.
13. 2017-05-05 at 5:21 PM UTC in Laugh at this
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Q. How do you tell the difference between an alligat0r and a COCKodile?
    
    
    
    A. The alligat0r will see you later, and the COCKodile will see you in a while.
14. 2017-05-05 at 5:19 PM UTC in Canadian Housing Project.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're waaaaaayyyy off, Rodent. You would make a terrible private detective. I, however, have a complete listing of all your family, "friends" and associates, as well as your current home address, and a lot more.
15. 2017-05-05 at 5:14 PM UTC in Whats your favorite metallica song?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader IMHO the reason ppl dont post correctly is becos you gave sub-phorums shit for name.
    
    I mena … wtf is even ''in which we parrot fucking fuckitty fuck'' ????
    
    wtff is that even ….

    
    That was just an edgy phase he was going through. Can't you give the kid a break?
16. 2017-05-05 at 3:54 PM UTC in An avatar for Scrawny
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by bling bling all americasn do is clap cla[p u make me siclk

    
    You high? He's in Denmark, molesting children.
17. 2017-05-05 at 3:19 PM UTC in An avatar for Scrawny
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    TheDarkBeaver here sat on Dfg's BBS driving off all the members until there was just him and Dfg left. Now he's over here to try again. Let that sink in.
18. 2017-05-05 at 5:23 AM UTC in An avatar for Scrawny
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver After you are drug to the top of it in chains.

    
    You don't scare him.
19. 2017-05-05 at 4:41 AM UTC in An avatar for Scrawny
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I wonder if there are any drum sticks laying around to shove up your ass.

    
    I exposed your giant nostril to the world. Nobody can top that, fuck-o.
20. 2017-05-05 at 4:20 AM UTC in An avatar for Scrawny
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver That looks like a good spot to hang when I visit Ottawa this summer.

    
    I'll bet it would be. Looks like there's some very nice pool cues there you could use to beat people over the head with.