Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2017-10-01 at 2:36 AM UTC in Passing a piss test
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   "Yes... hello? Yes, my piss sample arrived today, and it's spoiled."
   "Can we have your order number, please?"
   "Certainly. It's PEE5441318."
   "Thank you."
   *pause*
   "Sir? We apologize for the spoiled piss sample, and will be sending a fresh one out this morning."
   "Oh! Thank you. Thank you VERY much!!
   "Here at WePiss4U, your complete satisfaction is our top priority. Once again, we apologize for the spoiling."
   "That's great. I will be watching for the fresh shipment."
2. 2017-10-01 at 2:30 AM UTC in Good Names For a New Band
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Rocket Man and the Blubber Lips.
3. 2017-10-01 at 2:23 AM UTC in Ban scron forever
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I won't push it here. I'm way too clever for that.
4. 2017-10-01 at 2:22 AM UTC in Good Names For a New Band
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The Ass Draggers
5. 2017-10-01 at 2:21 AM UTC in Alcohol is a God Tier Drug
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash No I don't.
   
   You know this. It's just your mild condition telling you otherwise.

   
   Don't you have any goats to impersonate somewhere?
6. 2017-10-01 at 2:20 AM UTC in Passing a piss test
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash I'm sure someone is tapping the market

   
   FOR SALE:
   
   Clean Piss Samples! Cheap!! Will deliver!!
   
   - Call Larry after 6pm.
7. 2017-10-01 at 2:16 AM UTC in Passing a piss test
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   This is why, when you're clean, it's important to cryogenically store your own piss samples.
8. 2017-10-01 at 2:15 AM UTC in Alcohol is a God Tier Drug
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Keep lying to yourself
   
   
   
   We're all alcoholics here.

   
   Quiet, kid. You bother me.
9. 2017-10-01 at 2:06 AM UTC in Alcohol is a God Tier Drug
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash What about you? What's your relationship with alcohol?

   
   I like straight-up whiskey on rocks. I'm not an alcoholic, though. I'm a modest drinker.
10. 2017-09-30 at 9:32 PM UTC in how shave hair
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Gasoline.
    Match.
11. 2017-09-30 at 4:30 PM UTC in Just farted so hard that my asshole ripped open
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not a just farted so hard that my asshole ripped open thread.
12. 2017-09-30 at 4:26 PM UTC in my anus is bleeding
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Good.
13. 2017-09-30 at 3:11 PM UTC in Ban scron forever
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Lanny Our friend scronoldo is going to spend a little more time separated from us than that.

    
    Errr.. how is that liberal??
14. 2017-09-30 at 3:09 PM UTC in Passing a piss test
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Like Narc said. Get clean piss, keep it refrigerated, sneak it into the test container. Works every time. Nobody is going to want to stare at your dick.
15. 2017-09-30 at 3:06 PM UTC in Alcohol is a God Tier Drug
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Jesus invented wine, you know?

    
    Lanny drinks vermouth. He also has a hankering for peach snaps, once in a blue moon.
16. 2017-09-30 at 12:45 PM UTC in I fucked my dead dog
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not a dead dog thread.
17. 2017-09-30 at 12:44 PM UTC in How do I look at cached images?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Google cache or WayBack Machine.
18. 2017-09-30 at 12:41 PM UTC in I ate my dog
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by infinityshock not if you get them while they're puppies.

    
    Puppy stew!
19. 2017-09-30 at 4:25 AM UTC in MY NAME IS ZAYMOND ZAY ZOHNSON ZUNIOR
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    ...or call Lanny a fatty.
20. 2017-09-30 at 12:46 AM UTC in Unban Bill Krozby
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not an SG thread.