Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2018-09-28 at 4:22 AM UTC in cucked myself hard
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by RisiR † I think you're a cool dude if that helps you.

   
   Stop being so nice and empathetic, RisiR.
2. 2018-09-28 at 4:20 AM UTC in SHOPLIFTING
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Wouldn't metal make more sense?

   
   No, because shifting a metal stool may alert the shoplifter below. Often, the shoplifter is filling bags from the cart directly below the view port, close enough to hear any disturbance above in the corridor. Wood makes almost no noise.
3. 2018-09-28 at 4:18 AM UTC in Kavanaugh to be Impeached
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your lying.
   
   i saw private citizens asking mulder to investigate incidences of extraterrestrial alien encounters all the time.
   
   and he did.

   
   Thank you for that, benny vader.
4. 2018-09-28 at 4:17 AM UTC in SHOPLIFTING
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Why is the stool WOODEN? Clearly this can't be the standard at every store.

   
   It's wooden because then it lasts for decades of heavy use.
5. 2018-09-28 at 4:14 AM UTC in You are all mentally ill
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ But the whole "burn in hell for eternity for not believing in God" thing. Doesn't that seem a bit overboard? Especially since it's, ya know, GOD? He could clearly just say, fuck off devil. If he couldn't, hes not truly the God.

   
   I am an expert of biblical data. The fact is, nowhere in the bible does it say you would burn in hell, neither does it say there is a hell, neither does it say God would burn anyone in a hell. This is simply a nice campfire story the corrupt clergy use to milk cash from their unwitting victims, nothing more. Gehenna, the fiery pit that burns day and night mentioned in the bible represents an actual garbage dump which existed in ancient times, where sulfur pits were used to dispose of garbage. The reference to being thrown into the fiery pit was a figurative association to that pit, meaning that if you were to be thrown into such a pit there would be no possible return. In using this illustration, the author, God, simply wanted to drive home the result of the Second Death - as if you had been thrown into such a pit, never to return. Irretrievable. People don't actually burn in an actual hellfire.
6. 2018-09-28 at 4:07 AM UTC in SHOPLIFTING
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Good story. No, it's true about the binoculars. Day & Night Military Army Zoom Binoculars. One set and a wooden stool at each viewing port.
7. 2018-09-28 at 4:02 AM UTC in You are all mentally ill
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ So all the all knowing creator and maker was just like, oh, I'll let this stupid devil let billions of people burn in hell because I can't hamdle it.
   
   Embarrassing on Gods part.

   
   Think of it as a sifting of the chaff from the wheat. A refining of the human spirit. Healthy. Revealing. Self-evident. Unknowingly, Satan is led about, like as if a hook through his nose, and though many will pay a price, all will be remedied in the end. No faithful person will be left behind.
8. 2018-09-28 at 3:47 AM UTC in Kavanaugh to be Impeached
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Ford has an Adam's apple. Check it out. Real women don't have Adam's apples. And you can even see the surgery mark where they tried to make it disappear. "She" wears the big glasses to try and detract from her manly facial features, and "she" speaks in a squeaky, low voice to mask her male tenor. This ain't even a woman. No joke. Watch the footage carefully. Watch "her" eyes and mouth and the set of her face, and when "she's" "upset" and listening, watch her Adam's apple go up and down.
9. 2018-09-28 at 3:43 AM UTC in The internet is over
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by totse3.com We're just retiring you, that's all. a nice severance pay. Just go see Lannnster in HR.

   
   If you retire me, I won't get to enjoy you ridiculing me any more.
   
   *crosses arms smugly*
10. 2018-09-28 at 3:42 AM UTC in People in this building block
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by totse3.com

    Show spoiler

    
    
    
    Shut up butt queef.

    
    Vagina fart?
11. 2018-09-28 at 3:39 AM UTC in You are all mentally ill
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You know why we were born? That answer will surprise you, and it is a very simple answer. You were born to live on this Earth in a paradise forever. If Satan the Devil had not interrupted things, that's where you would be right now.
12. 2018-09-28 at 3:35 AM UTC in SHOPLIFTING
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Almost every major department store has at least two LPs working at any given time. Usually three. Usually, one will man the ceiling view ports, which are one-way mirrored square panels about 10" x 10" embedded into the walls near the sub ceiling, which run along a kind of tunnel above the stock rooms in such a way that the LP can quickly navigate the entire sales floor by way of this wooden tunnel. There is usually about 6-10 of these viewing ports set inside the tunnel walkway which runs around the entire floor 360 degrees. That LP will use high-powered military grade binoculars behind the view ports, with magnification so good they can spot the price tag amount on an item three quarters of the way across the sales floor. The second LP will man the CCTV cameras installed in the LP office, and will be in constant communication to the other two LP by way of walkie-talkie. The third LP will be right out on the floor itself, dressed in plain clothes, usually hovering around the exits.
13. 2018-09-28 at 2:50 AM UTC in You are all mentally ill
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why?

    
    Because if they knew they were crazy they wouldn't be crazy.
14. 2018-09-28 at 2:49 AM UTC in Kavanaugh to be Impeached
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just wait until they find out she's not even a real woman.
15. 2018-09-28 at 2:47 AM UTC in feminism of the highest order
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Beast and the Beast.

    
    That will be the new radical leftist movie coming out next spring.
16. 2018-09-28 at 2:46 AM UTC in You are all mentally ill
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Crazy people don't know they're crazy.
17. 2018-09-28 at 12:50 AM UTC in Fan made Starship Enterprise recreation shoahed after Cease and Desist
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star For a copyright violation?!?!

    
    Hollywood RUNS the intelligence agencies. Didn't you know?
18. 2018-09-28 at 12:21 AM UTC in Fan made Starship Enterprise recreation shoahed after Cease and Desist
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yeah, they can easily get the feds to seize everything and apply court orders.
19. 2018-09-28 at 12:18 AM UTC in People in this building block
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Your girlfriend is 59.
20. 2018-09-27 at 11:54 PM UTC in Killing yourself
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HTS And I'd be dead, so I wouldn't care. Right? That's how it works?

    
    You should at least respect your own corpse. You want a better death than a squirrel.