Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2018-10-04 at 12:41 PM UTC in How come when somebody kills themself, somebody's like...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the outhouse stinks but we have no choiceses.
   
   do we.

   
   But wait. I thought Totse closed because the message became the masses!
2. 2018-10-04 at 12:39 PM UTC in I'm sitting outside smoking on my deck
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I thought you were going to ask, "Can you shmandle it."
3. 2018-10-04 at 12:38 PM UTC in Killing myself on my birthday
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by AL-LADdin Do a flip

   
   You're nothing but a fake Aludin in cheap clothing, Captain Faggot.
   
   https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Aludin
4. 2018-10-04 at 12:25 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to start beating the children
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox But I bet you didn't have a country full of pussies running around whining about non-issues all day

   
   Those beaten kids ended up to be real men. I remember my first vice-principal was a genuine psycho. When he was after you for something, he would pass you in the hall all nonchalantly and casual and smiling, then just as you passed him and thought you'd snuck by he'd reach back in dramatic fashion and grab you right by the hair and drag you backwards all the way down to his office. Once at the office, he'd literally fling you into the chair just outside his office and just let you stew there for up to an hour or more. When he finally came out, he'd politely invite you in and nicely ask to take a seat. The first thing he'd say was, "Do want to fuck with me? If you do, I'd like to know." Then you'd say, "No, sir, I don...", and then he'd interrupt right away and say, "I think you do. I think you want to fuck with me. So let me tell you right now that if you fuck with me I'm gonna hurt you real, real bad. Do you understand that?" And we'd say, "Yessir". Then he'd say, "I'm not just saying I will fuck you up, I really will fuck you up, and I will beat the fuck right out of you. And your parents won't care either, and the cops won't care either. You know why? Because you're a rotten, stupid piece of shit who needs his ass kicked in." Then he'd say, "Now, get lost before I beat your stupid fucking stupid head in, and don't make me have to go looking for you again." True story.
5. 2018-10-04 at 11:59 AM UTC in How come when somebody kills themself, somebody's like...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Suburbs

   
   And licking the butter.
6. 2018-10-04 at 11:51 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to start beating the children
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   In my day, teachers had these thick leather belts that they could legally beat/whip you with. Some had these long wooden rulers they would bash you with instead. And when you got home, your Dad might easily slap you upside the head a couple of times for next to nothing. It was basically legal to beat kids up.
7. 2018-10-04 at 11:46 AM UTC in How come when somebody kills themself, somebody's like...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Funny how people keep calling it a "shitty forum" and yet keep coming back again and again.
8. 2018-10-04 at 9:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   "I just came for the fishsticks."
9. 2018-10-04 at 2:46 AM UTC in Is this place better now that the majority of the DH refugee’s have disappeared?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm What is the gimmick?

   
   The gimmick is like the fishing lure. Shiny, flashy, attractive, or even unattractive, like an anti-lure.
10. 2018-10-04 at 2:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by the pat-man donald better start shitposting on that presidential alert shit can you imagine the ass pain that would cause?

    
    Daily "HUUUGE" updates on a ticker.
11. 2018-10-04 at 2:39 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever gotten so unbelievably mad that you grabbed a pair of socks and just squeezed them really hard and went "uurrggjhaagggghh!!?"

    
    I've done that with other guys' throats. Seriously.
12. 2018-10-04 at 2:37 AM UTC in Is this place better now that the majority of the DH refugee’s have disappeared?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HTS I have never in my life employed some kind of "gimmick" to "trigger" people.

    
    You're more Zoklet than Totse. The Totse people are the really, really bad people.
13. 2018-10-04 at 1:45 AM UTC in Is this place better now that the majority of the DH refugee’s have disappeared?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Keep in mind that one of the staples of the Totse crew is triggering people intentionally, by using "gimmicks", just to observe how they respond. Somewhat like examining particularly interesting bugs under a reading lamp. Cruel, but effective.
14. 2018-10-04 at 1:39 AM UTC in Dying via nuke
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The molecules in your body would burn so hot that neutrinos would form and begin emitting out in all directions.
15. 2018-10-04 at 1:35 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by DietPiano What is productive?

    
    Productive in a systematic sense. Productive, as in the efficiency, cohesion, cooperation, balance, and logic of the entire system.
16. 2018-10-04 at 1:21 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Good is what is best productive to the whole.
    Bad is what is least productive to the whole.
17. 2018-10-04 at 1:19 AM UTC in Is this place better now that the majority of the DH refugee’s have disappeared?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Mewsik But Shitty Titty is for sure online LMAO

    
    iTypedThisWithMyTits is online.
18. 2018-10-04 at 12:35 AM UTC in Is this place better now that the majority of the DH refugee’s have disappeared?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Users Online Right Now:
    
    Twinkletoes
    Dipperdoo
    Three-Step Larry
    Backspin Barry
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19. 2018-10-04 at 12:32 AM UTC in Is this place better now that the majority of the DH refugee’s have disappeared?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ohfralala You’ve worn that joke out Speckles.

    
    This time I'm serious.
20. 2018-10-04 at 12:30 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Obbe What is a 2, objectively?

    
    It's a quantity.