-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Always good to have someone you can count on for healthy advice when transporting yaks.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Time to take your last walk in this world
Before your journey begins underground
But not before we torment you
From your cell, straight to hell, with a short detour in-between
Begging for mercy, all alone
Unable to handle the pressure
Before his mortification, now let the torture begin
Death by the Head Crusher
The horrific torture device, for those who fail interrogation
The most painful technique ever known
People thirst for the worst
The skull's disintegration
Beaten, broken, in bloody rags
Adding insult to injury, he recants
But it's much too late
Now let the torture begin!
Death by the Head Crusher
On your knees, prisoner
Take your position
Place your chin forward into the restraints
Your head slowly caves in from the compression
You faint in a blackout from the infernal pain
Twisting, turning the giant screw
Your teeth are breaking loose
Crushed and splintering into your mouth
Winding down, cutting through
Like broken glass being chewed
The fragmented skull and shattering bones
There's nothing you can do!
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
People take and take and take all their lives. They take so much that they get tired and bored of taking. They never tried giving. It's the giving that makes you feel like you're worth something; without it, you are just an empty shell.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All Republicans and Democrats look alike to me.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You rise, you fall
You're down, then you rise again
What don't kill you make you more strong
Through black days
Through black nights
Through pitch-black insides
Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
Show your scars
Cutting your feet on the hard earth running
Breaking your life
Broken, beat and scarred
But we die hard
The dawn, the death
The fight to the final breath
What don't kill you make you more strong
They scratch me
They scrape me
They cut and rape me
Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
Show your scars
Cutting your feet on the hard earth running
Breaking your life
Broken, beat and scarred
But we die hard
Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
Show your scars
Cutting your feet on the hard earth running
Bleeding your soul in a hard-luck story
Show your scars
Spilling your blood in the hot sun's glory
Breaking your life
Broken, beat and scarred
But we die hard
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I knew this one guy way back who was nicknamed "The Shitter", because any time he did a crime, or even thought about one, he immediately had to take a shit. First thing he'd do on the crime scene is take a dump.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I just set one perfectly, so it's you. Either your file size is over the limit or your dimensions are. Remember 1 mb = 1024 kilobytes, not 1 mb.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The jedis are much more dangerous than the Islams, because the jedis don't advertise their intentions.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A Chee-chee, Chi-chi. Ching chong. Chonky, Chunky, Chungers. Charlie. Coolies. Nippers. Ah Tiongs. Cheenas. Ching chang chongs. Slopes. Panfaces. Linglings.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
TLDR version:
1. Moron mindlessly walks into Saudi embassy
2. Moron is then chopped up alive forthwith and then placed into thick plastic bags and then into multiple luggage containers
3. The Saudis immediately issue a statement of conclusion: "He's fine, guise!!"
4. Audio tapes emerge of victim being tortured and chopped up and 15-man hit team is identified
5. Saudis immediately issue an update to their earlier statement: "Just kidding, guise! Yeah, we killed him and chopped him up, but he did it to himself!"
6. Fake news plasters bogus fistfight story all over teh interbuttz
7. Congress demands Crown Prince resign or be removed
8. Wall St. worries chopping people up while still alive may just impact their profit margin
9. President Trump vows to get to the bottom of it all and threatens serious consequences if the Saudis continue lying
10. ?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Divide and conquer. A profession as old as prostitution. And it still works just as good today as it did 5,000 years ago.