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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Always good to have someone you can count on for healthy advice when transporting yaks.
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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Time to take your last walk in this world
    Before your journey begins underground
    But not before we torment you
    From your cell, straight to hell, with a short detour in-between

    Begging for mercy, all alone
    Unable to handle the pressure
    Before his mortification, now let the torture begin
    Death by the Head Crusher

    The horrific torture device, for those who fail interrogation
    The most painful technique ever known
    People thirst for the worst
    The skull's disintegration

    Beaten, broken, in bloody rags
    Adding insult to injury, he recants
    But it's much too late
    Now let the torture begin!

    Death by the Head Crusher

    On your knees, prisoner
    Take your position
    Place your chin forward into the restraints
    Your head slowly caves in from the compression

    You faint in a blackout from the infernal pain
    Twisting, turning the giant screw
    Your teeth are breaking loose
    Crushed and splintering into your mouth

    Winding down, cutting through
    Like broken glass being chewed
    The fragmented skull and shattering bones
    There's nothing you can do!
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    People take and take and take all their lives. They take so much that they get tired and bored of taking. They never tried giving. It's the giving that makes you feel like you're worth something; without it, you are just an empty shell.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by totse3.com no it's 1.2 megabits not bytes

    8 bits to a byte.

    mb bits MB Bytes

    1 MB = 1024000 bytes
    1 MB = 1024 kilobytes
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All Republicans and Democrats look alike to me.
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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ So The Shitter is still out there??

    Don't know. But I do know that criminals who worked with him reported they would immediately start to smell shit even before he shat. Like he would start to leak gasses even before he took the actual shit.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you 'The Shitter' spec?

    Nope. But I knew The Shitter. I'm sure if he killed someone he shat just minutes before offing the person.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Well dna man.
    Retard should be in jail by now am I right?

    This was back in the '80's. they didn't have DNA forensics back then. This guy would break into a house in the middle of the night and first thing he'd do when he got in is lay some cable right there in the living room, or in the bedroom on the carpet. Even his own fellow break and enter associates would warm him not to shit, but he just couldn't hold it.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-imgur-alternatives-for-uploading-sharing-images/
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Mewsik Wait … pictures in a thread have the same size limit as avatars?

    No, embedded pics in posts can be any size, because it's not the pic which gets posted, it's only the link to the pic.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You rise, you fall
    You're down, then you rise again
    What don't kill you make you more strong

    Through black days
    Through black nights
    Through pitch-black insides

    Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
    Show your scars
    Cutting your feet on the hard earth running

    Breaking your life
    Broken, beat and scarred
    But we die hard

    The dawn, the death
    The fight to the final breath
    What don't kill you make you more strong

    They scratch me
    They scrape me
    They cut and rape me

    Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
    Show your scars
    Cutting your feet on the hard earth running

    Breaking your life
    Broken, beat and scarred
    But we die hard

    Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
    Show your scars
    Cutting your feet on the hard earth running

    Bleeding your soul in a hard-luck story
    Show your scars
    Spilling your blood in the hot sun's glory

    Breaking your life
    Broken, beat and scarred
    But we die hard
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Thanks, can you also tell me what the limits are, or where to find them??

    The limits are 75px X 75px, and less than 262144 bytes.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I knew this one guy way back who was nicknamed "The Shitter", because any time he did a crime, or even thought about one, he immediately had to take a shit. First thing he'd do on the crime scene is take a dump.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I just set one perfectly, so it's you. Either your file size is over the limit or your dimensions are. Remember 1 mb = 1024 kilobytes, not 1 mb.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The jedis are much more dangerous than the Islams, because the jedis don't advertise their intentions.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A Chee-chee, Chi-chi. Ching chong. Chonky, Chunky, Chungers. Charlie. Coolies. Nippers. Ah Tiongs. Cheenas. Ching chang chongs. Slopes. Panfaces. Linglings.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    TLDR version:

    1. Moron mindlessly walks into Saudi embassy
    2. Moron is then chopped up alive forthwith and then placed into thick plastic bags and then into multiple luggage containers
    3. The Saudis immediately issue a statement of conclusion: "He's fine, guise!!"
    4. Audio tapes emerge of victim being tortured and chopped up and 15-man hit team is identified
    5. Saudis immediately issue an update to their earlier statement: "Just kidding, guise! Yeah, we killed him and chopped him up, but he did it to himself!"
    6. Fake news plasters bogus fistfight story all over teh interbuttz
    7. Congress demands Crown Prince resign or be removed
    8. Wall St. worries chopping people up while still alive may just impact their profit margin
    9. President Trump vows to get to the bottom of it all and threatens serious consequences if the Saudis continue lying
    10. ?
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Divide and conquer. A profession as old as prostitution. And it still works just as good today as it did 5,000 years ago.
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