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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a big meal…even for a giant

    I'd guess he could eat at least five Lannys in a single sitting, not counting the heads, feet, hands, scalps, peckers and buttholes.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra TActics aside there isn't any major power dumb enough to try directly attacking a nuclear power. Even the 'neocon' lunatics who are sure the US could 'win' a nuclear exchange are largely shunned (even by the military industrial complex - they largely want the threat of war to drum up business, but know that an actual war would destroy the market), Ex-Soviet holdovers in Russia even more so…

    But if they can amass in close quickly enough, the enemy would be unable to fire a nuclear ballistic missile, for fear of too many friendly casualties. It's not like you could target a nuclear warhead to 50 miles outside your own border and not expect a whole lot of blowback.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I wonder how many whole Lannys the giant could eat in a single sitting.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Archer513 I doubt that merely standing upright is a rape deterrent

    “I was gonna rape his ass,but he never bent over…foiled again!!!”

    It's the element of surprise which plays into it.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thanks for highlighting a perfectly serviceable word. /thumbsup goes here.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Canada has NO MILITARY. Literally. A handful of jets, a bunch of kids in uniforms, no tanks, no battleships, nothing. If any country wanted to invade America, all they'd need to do is invade Canada first and it would be a pushover. Once they had Canada, it would be easy and close fighting from there.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra A population needs at least 1000 or so to sustain itself (assuming they're not ginger terminators or genies or something), and something that weighs 11000 pouns (500-600 kilos?) would need to consume a fuckload of biomass, specifically forcing them to forage far and wide in the desert. I don't see how it'd be possible for something like this to only be discovered now.

    It says in the video the soldiers talked to the local natives afterward and found out the village people had been sacrificing some of themselves to the giant every so often, to keep it from invading the village and pillaging at random, so it was well fed and tended to. I wonder how they decided who would be for dinner next.

    One of the soldiers said the pallet they loaded the giant onto for transport was 9' x 12', and it took up the entire pallet in a fetal position.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If the Chinese did come in for an invasion, they would come in through Quebec, from the North, then invade Ontario, Canada and setup bases all along the St. Lawrence River near New York State.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra .50 AE isn't the same as .50BMG; they specifically said it was a Barrett rifle I think

    I watched a few of those videos - the entire thing is pretty ridiculous, but it's interesting how common the story seems to be among units in the region

    It obviously happened. All three soldiers describe the same thing, and there's even sketches that match up.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Soap On A Rope – Do manufacturers still produce and market that stuff?


    Q: Why did a body soap company have to invent a bar of soap for men with it attached to a rope?

    That was so another man couldn't step up quietly and sneak in when the first guy bent over to pick up the soap.

    You're welcome.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It was holding a large Roman shield, so it was probably able to reflect a lot of the fire. No doubt, at 12-15 ft and 1100lbs, it could take a lot of wounds anyways and keep right on going.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Those are easily dealt with, you just put one of those electrified lights on your porch at night…when they come buzzing around ZAP…they are dead and another bridge collapses somewhere.

    Or bring a pail of mothballs.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still, it would have still taken at least a few seconds to scoff down the first marine…you only need a split second to put a 50 cal in it's head, those other marines should be court-martialed for their inaction…if they hadn't been eaten of course.

    They froze in disbelief, and in that moment the giant killed and ate them all.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by cupocheer From the comments in your post, I, apparently, am not the same cup you reference since I have only been back on for about the last two (2) years – not four.

    Perhaps you were posting from about July 2013 to November 2015 with a cup clone. IDK

    There's probably a good two dozen cupocheer lookalikes floating around these days.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably should have done that before it ate the first platoon. Whenever I've faced with an angry red haired ex Disney star who has fallen on hard times, it's what I do.

    It was lightning fast, according to witnesses. It was probably all rested when the first platoon arrived, and then all tired and full when the second one showed up.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah it was a Lanny quote dummy…hence the "" …dummmmmmmmbbbbb
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did the marines not think of shooting it (with the 50 cal)?

    Listen to the account from several eyewitnesses. They ended up shooting it in the face and blew its jaw off.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ And of course now you just users that I just used that you just used that I just used that you just used that I just used that that that that

    If you had just used "thus", we could have avoided all this.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby According to the story he speared one of the marines. Scary no matter what.

    Supposedly, by the time the second unit got there he had already eaten the entire first unit, except for some bits of meat still stuck to the bones. Must be not all that much actual meat on a person, mostly fat, bone and grizzle.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by CandyRein LOL

    I don’t think he was offering but you never kno on here😋

    It had a question mark...
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