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2019-02-13 at 6:58 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
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2019-02-13 at 4:19 PM UTC in What woud happenYour heart would literally explode within your chest, like one of those chest-bursters infinityshock was talking about earlier.
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2019-02-13 at 3:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionBlack Beauties
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2019-02-13 at 3:32 PM UTC in Do you actually believe in global warming/climate change?The vast majority of climate experts agree the model the leftists and their lapdogs in the governments are offering up is much too narrow and limited to be reliable and/or accurate, but that's something you'll never hear on fake news CNN. The vast majority of climate experts agree it is preposterous to launch such a major outcry over a model which is riddled with deliberate exaggerations and omissions, and fails to even take into account long-term changes. It's a joke. A hoax. A manufactured cash cow for the globalist crazies.
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2019-02-13 at 2:50 PM UTC in Do you actually believe in global warming/climate change?
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2019-02-13 at 2:33 PM UTC in Do you actually believe in global warming/climate change?Notice how they had to change global warming to climate change. That's because the whole thing is nothing but a hoax. The crazies need trillions of dollars to fund their nutjob agendas, and the only way they can get their hands on that kind of money is to create a global hoax on a grand scale and then just hope everyone is too stupid to figure out the numbers they are using are bogus.
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2019-02-13 at 2:50 AM UTC in Unban infinityshock
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2019-02-13 at 2:48 AM UTC in Weight Loss Tip For Fat GirlsThis is way too much like a cat bringing a mouse to my door as a present.
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2019-02-13 at 2:36 AM UTC in Unban infinityshock
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2019-02-13 at 2:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionAmphetamine and dextroamphetamine. Brand name Biphetamine/Adderall. Extremely potent.
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2019-02-13 at 2:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-13 at 2:30 AM UTC in Weight Loss Tip For Fat Girls
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2019-02-13 at 2:28 AM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...
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2019-02-13 at 2:26 AM UTC in Weight Loss Tip For Fat Girls
Originally posted by mmQ A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says…
Hair Spray — revives hair with permanent wave.
That was anticlimactic. Sorry. -
2019-02-13 at 2:24 AM UTC in Unban infinityshock
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2019-02-13 at 12:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-02-13 at 12:27 AM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...ITT: we learn Lanny likes to wear women's sweaters
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2019-02-12 at 11:22 PM UTC in @infinity
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2019-02-12 at 11:19 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...That's a truly magnificent accomplishment.
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2019-02-12 at 11:18 PM UTC in Unban infinityshock
