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  1. Oh wrong thread. Blame Candy.

    Ot- sipping GHB in my red wine, trying to get a ticket to Darker Waves festival
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  3. Its been too long since a bump. When i drink late at night i start thinking about sad stuff n i remember the homie. RiP nigger.
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  4. Girth Brooks
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  5. Colon Pow
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  6. Anal Ripman
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  8. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Hey fruys me and my double-best mucker cook the same food and we do everything alike!!



    It's pretty good stuff hell yeah heard I'm like a chef now

    Damn lil bromo gettin me biscuit all torqued GOLLY.

    We gonna have to have the Better Bourguingnon Boys Battle thread pretty soon
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  9. I think im a pretty ok cook for someone with like no real training





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  10. Originally posted by Wariat guys this is no laughing matter. this isnt like a jhoke like im a joke becaus eof this ok?



    Originally posted by Wariat this is why i think i could use bradley over here. He and this polish guy theyre both bisexuals and heavy drug users could steer me together on the right path.

    Lol
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  11. i made beef bourguignon. Was pretty dank
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  12. She said shed fuck me for heroin and i was like word ill let u know but she was dating a smelly pedo and banging semiazas at the time. RiP i think she had nice tits or something

    I remember one time I asked her what her lifes greatest aspiration was and she said to be on TMZ and i said that was the saddest, most retarded thing id ever heard. It still ranks up there.
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  13. Ton8ght at the bar was gay as fuck. Shouldve just stayed home. Idk why other dudes feel the need to.convince me tjat one of pur mutual friends REALLY want to fuck them n g4abbed their cock.

    Id estimate, TOPS, 9nly like 40% of women i meet would have sex with me. Doesnt matter. Thats fine. Its fucking cringey to try tp convince another almost 40 year old man of the same kind of stories you told your friends when. You were 15.

    Just stop.
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  14. Originally posted by CandyRein There’s something that I really love that Butt does that I’m sure is just natural to him and he doesn’t think about it but I do and I think it’s really hott ..

    When Butt and I are intimate..he just moves me around the bed like a feather 🪶

    I just feel so lightweight the way he’ll just scoop me up from one area to another …

    Just one arm scoop me from here to there and I just feel beautiful lol

    It’s a soft feminine emotion that’s just kinda indescribable…

    It feels like ..ughh I hate when I try to describe a specific feeling and can’t

    It just feels like …hell I can’t describe it fuq it 💓

    Gf says she loves when i scoop her up and put her on the kitchen counter like a baby squirrel
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  15. Originally posted by aldra their entire religion is about tricking God, which should tell you everything you need to know about their collective psyche.

    God says you're not allowed to work or leave the house on Sunday. you want to leave the house? wrap a magic string around your neighbourhood and now the whole neighbourhood is your house!

    want to get work done? get a Shabbos Goy to do it for you!

    want to turn your lights on and off (using electricity or starting fires counts as work)? get a special lightbulb that, instead of turning off, has a little cover to hide the light when you want to sleep

    Gotta love structuring your entire life around some gay belief system and then finding loopholes to circumvent and lie your way through that system.

    Must be why they make such great lawyers.
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  16. Ill play The Forest with someone
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  17. Originally posted by POLECAT can i run RAT 5 from my router into my smokin lounge and then go wireless again?

    ftfy
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  18. Originally posted by eBagger 1 - 60mg extended release 1X a day. After day 3 became unbearable.

    Yeah back in August, left arm kept going numb/tingly/chest tight/traditional heart attack symptoms, but docs tests keep saying my heart and arteries are great

    But yeah that shit definitely works, like its probably going to lower bp effectively and if you take enough your body won't be able to take any sudden exercise. I got back to jogging 5 miles no problem (intermittent not entire 5 miles) and the day after ingestion I was dragging ass walking after 1/2 mile and retired at 1 mile mark. Stay aware of subtle symptoms, as aware as one tries to be, cardiac symptoms often don't present themselves until it's kinda blatant. Woke up with numb left arm prior to this very post

    Ive been having stabbing chest pains, weird palpitations n tingles since i was like 22. I just assume im fucked and as long as im not fucked, im pleasantly surprised.
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  19. Originally posted by Wariat under yeltsin when they were making all the porn and the official aoc was 14 it was.

    no way seriously? whoa. really makes you think.

    Maybe you should write a lengthy essay about the history of cp
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  20. Okay but would you still feel that way if they became a pedochile asylum country where you could have your butt tongued by Ruskyie ten year olds huh what u fink sartrek?
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