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  1. sploo or lsd are the screechy ones
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  2. Originally posted by CandyRein Huh lol

    Words of affirmation while getting your coochie ate ?

    That’s different….

    Tell her to empty her mind ..and just lay back and relax or sit on your face and feed her coochie to you …

    Are you bending her over and licking from the clit to the butt up and down and then tongue fuqin her hole and telling her good she tastes?

    Try that

    Xoxo

    She doesnt sit on my face all the time bc she says it doesnt feel intimate. lol. Im like damn girl just use me already shit. Intimacy is cool but sometimes i want to just be a gross animal. But yes apparently getting eaten out in a sundress is another thing i was unaware of that is a top tier woman fantasy. When i do what you described she makes me stop and not touch her for like 20 min n when i do she swats my hand like im tryna sneak a cookie from the cookie jar.
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  3. Someone keeps trying to use my business as a drop location for packages or someshit so i just started opening stuff. This one had a bunch of supplements in it. Bout to take a bunch of sunflower lecithin, citrulline and zinc and see if i can jizz across the room.
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  4. Loing is loing you can not disprive it with mathemativs
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  5. Originally posted by aldra felons can now own guns in chicongo

    Ive still been declined for government jobs because of a misdemeanor shoplifting conviction in 2009 lol. Shits so ridiculous its kinda hilarious.
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  6. My final finalest moments of finality
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  7. Is anyone else into fucking chicks just wearing sneakers? Idk if thats a thing i got from porn, but ive never been a “foot” guy. Or watching a girl eat ur cum out of another girl? I feel that ones more universally hot but the sneakers thing has me perplexed
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  8. I made it to the semi finals on a karaoke contest so im taking my GHB now so i dont shit my guts out when im on stage in an hour n a half
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  9. Originally posted by CandyRein Welp!

    Looks like it’s time to activate this Tuesday ❤️

    Thats what im tacoin’ bout
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  10. those eyes and bulging tongue look like those retards whose big tard tongues dont fit in their mouth.

    I wonder if theres a fetlife group for people who want to fuck retards. Tater toppers or something?
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  11. Originally posted by totse2118 Did you fuck around at the strip yet? You get one free "get out of jail / genocide free" card for each fraction NCR/Legion you can kill as many as you want up until you get the mark of the legion from Impus Vulpus at the strip

    he comes up to you and says ANY CRIMES TO THE LEGION HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN but you have to be at a certain point in the story to trigger that. If that doesn't work you might be able to get in wearing a legion armor, I think if you talk to caesar it will "clear" your rep so you can do the mission

    I fuck around a lot with mass murder so i've been in similar situations but never had it totally shitfucked, there's usually a way to "fix" it.

    That would be kinda weird though if you can get to the fort and the guy that takes your weapons just starts shooting you. I feel like this has happened to me before lol

    I had to kill 2 legionaires after i got the mark. I tried getting in with legion armor, but the fucking dogs recognize it as a disguise and will start attacking. Only way i even got close was a stealth boy, but as soon as i finished talking with caesar, his guard all drew their weapons and attacked. Im tired of putting like 100 hours into a game to run into some game breaking bullshit.
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  12. Originally posted by Wariat Eeeeeeeeeeeek

    I noticed on Fotka dot pl or dot com some weird looking prod like bald head shady looking fuck was a vierwer of my profile then I noticed he had multiple profiles there including one of the so called group who does stings this ducking gay fag group in Poland as cops don't even do this and on top of this some other weirdos were vierwers I deleted it or everything including sympatia or the polish dating site but I'm still like wtf I didn't talk to a single bitch under consent age plus they can't even sign up there without stating 16 or above on Fotka so what in the mother fucj.



    Eeeeeeeek

    Its almost like someone forwarded your photo and information to every english adjacent polish site in or around lodz. Imagine.
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  13. Oh wrong thread. Blame Candy.

    Ot- sipping GHB in my red wine, trying to get a ticket to Darker Waves festival
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  15. Its been too long since a bump. When i drink late at night i start thinking about sad stuff n i remember the homie. RiP nigger.
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  16. Girth Brooks
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  17. Colon Pow
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  18. Anal Ripman
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  20. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Hey fruys me and my double-best mucker cook the same food and we do everything alike!!



    It's pretty good stuff hell yeah heard I'm like a chef now

    Damn lil bromo gettin me biscuit all torqued GOLLY.

    We gonna have to have the Better Bourguingnon Boys Battle thread pretty soon
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