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  1. No honestly a bunch of awkward forum kids meeting up and trying to socialize irl and taking drugs and having weird sperg sex is honestly the best thing in the world. Fondest memories kfmy formative years.
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  2. Dont get buttfucked by her pedophile boyfriend and then gaslit into believing youre the father of her child

    Hitchhiked into Conception: Part Deux
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  3. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs UPDATE: Fuys I'm feeling lonely rn. Another night in my bed alone. And tomorrow will be another day alone. Here I am, balls blue and eyes red, laying snugly in my bed. I know it's not my fault she left fuys, but I still feel like I got used for a few puffs from a joint. Wouldn't be the first time I've been burned like that (pun intended.) I think I'm going to cry and just go to bed and go home tomorrow morning, I was going to go to chicago but I don't have enough gas.

    Your Rizz was not rizzn enough. Next time bring cocaine.
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  4. Peedy and Mash having a conversation is like asking bjork to describe a tree.
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  5. Getting a lil high. Been feeling kinda sad all day. The holidays are always weird for me. Busiest, most miserable time of the year. Broke, overextended. So many expectations. Its kinda the same way i get around my birthday. Just want it to be February already
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  6. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I was in a jail dorm of roughly 60 people when one daya new inmate showed up.
    He didn't say anything and went straight to his bunk and laid in it.
    That night on the news we watched as a story of a pedophile who was arrested for sexually abusing an underage girl who was mentally handicapped and stuck in a wheelchair.
    Low and behold it was the same son of a bitch who walked into the dorm earlier that day.
    As soon as the nighly news was over at 11:30 it was lights out and everyone was sent to their bunks.
    There was a lot of whispers of disgust.
    I had a good view of this pedo as his bunk was directly in front of mine. His bunk was on top and mine was on the bottom. so I was looking out above my feet at the top of his head.
    Laying awake reading a book I noticed someone moving quickly and down low toward the pedo's bunk.
    Suddenly that someone got to the pedo's bunk and punched him in the side of the head and went back to his own bunk.
    The pedo was hiding under his covered the whole night and the whole night every 30 minutes or so, someone would run up and punch this guy in the head.
    The next morning at breakfast we all had to line up for count and the pedo was visibly scared as fuck.
    When he went to get his breakfast tray the guy's serving the trays already knew and gave him a gross ass looking tray covered in salt and all fucked up looking food.
    No one allowed the pedo to sit and he ended up sitting in a corner in a plastic chair.
    By the time breakfast was over all the pedo's stuff back at his bunk had been stolen and his sheets were fucked and filthy.
    I watched this pedo be fucked with for a few days (probably 4) before he was rescued by the gaurds but before that every day and night people were punching and kicking him. He never got any sleep the entire time he was in the dorm and he never got anything to eat as all his food was poisoned with salt and who knows what else.
    I watched him get attacked every day at least a few times.
    No one seemed to want to outright beat the living piss out of him but it was very obvious all his attackers wanted to make his life hell by prolonging his torture by only hitting him enough to make it impossible for him to manage to do anything.
    In the shower he was beat. On the toilet he was beat. In his bed he was beat. Walking around he was beat.
    It was an eye opening experience and only after a few days of beatings and starving did the guards pull him our after the pedo snitched to the jail doctor.
    Needless to say they quit letting us watch the news after than.
    I'm sure he wound up murdered in prison but only after a long long time being abused himself.

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  7. Cooked a batch of chicken thighs for my weekly meal prep. Took the skins off halfway through and packed them with shredded cabbage, carrot, ground pork, scallions. Brushed with hoisin and popped them in the air fryer to finish n they came out as pretty tasty lil keto type egg rolls.
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  8. Originally posted by Sudo Your implying you fucked community members before which is every young totseans dream whether they get married like ck and tinted glass or rob pharmacies together like Silverfuck and mancannon. The closest thing I've ever done is sell drugs to one who didn't know I knew who he was. He was pretty special. Previously we had both decided to become friends and also threatened each other but I don't think either of us were posting at the time

    I mean we’re all autistic retards so fucking a retarded chick is not exactly a feat or a testament to ones prowess. that said, idk how many of the women here are particularly attractive though, and im also not aure which would be cool enough to let the boiz run a train on her.
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  9. Some fat drunk mexican at the bar came up to shake my hand and his entire sleeve and hand were covered in piss. His friend kept being like “hes just drunk dude chill out” and i said tell you what stick out yoir arm and let me piss all over you and then i can tell you to be chill. The sober friend finally gave me a couple bottles of water to rinse off my arm and one of the other fat retards kept telling me to relax and i said im very easy to get along with but if you tell me to relax one more time my patience is going to run out. I dont think i was being unreasknable. Plenty of places in this city where if you step on a mans shoes you can expect to get hit. Ofc the fat green shirt ninja turtle looking retard was the one who wanted to chest up with me so bad. And ofc now i feel bad and gaslit bc i wasnt trying to emasculate them or be a douchebro, i just wanted them to FUCK OFF and they refused to.
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  10. sploo or lsd are the screechy ones
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  11. Originally posted by CandyRein Huh lol

    Words of affirmation while getting your coochie ate ?

    That’s different….

    Tell her to empty her mind ..and just lay back and relax or sit on your face and feed her coochie to you …

    Are you bending her over and licking from the clit to the butt up and down and then tongue fuqin her hole and telling her good she tastes?

    Try that

    Xoxo

    She doesnt sit on my face all the time bc she says it doesnt feel intimate. lol. Im like damn girl just use me already shit. Intimacy is cool but sometimes i want to just be a gross animal. But yes apparently getting eaten out in a sundress is another thing i was unaware of that is a top tier woman fantasy. When i do what you described she makes me stop and not touch her for like 20 min n when i do she swats my hand like im tryna sneak a cookie from the cookie jar.
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  12. Someone keeps trying to use my business as a drop location for packages or someshit so i just started opening stuff. This one had a bunch of supplements in it. Bout to take a bunch of sunflower lecithin, citrulline and zinc and see if i can jizz across the room.
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  13. Loing is loing you can not disprive it with mathemativs
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  14. Originally posted by aldra felons can now own guns in chicongo

    Ive still been declined for government jobs because of a misdemeanor shoplifting conviction in 2009 lol. Shits so ridiculous its kinda hilarious.
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  15. My final finalest moments of finality
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  16. Is anyone else into fucking chicks just wearing sneakers? Idk if thats a thing i got from porn, but ive never been a “foot” guy. Or watching a girl eat ur cum out of another girl? I feel that ones more universally hot but the sneakers thing has me perplexed
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  17. I made it to the semi finals on a karaoke contest so im taking my GHB now so i dont shit my guts out when im on stage in an hour n a half
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  18. Originally posted by CandyRein Welp!

    Looks like it’s time to activate this Tuesday ❤️

    Thats what im tacoin’ bout
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  19. those eyes and bulging tongue look like those retards whose big tard tongues dont fit in their mouth.

    I wonder if theres a fetlife group for people who want to fuck retards. Tater toppers or something?
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  20. Originally posted by totse2118 Did you fuck around at the strip yet? You get one free "get out of jail / genocide free" card for each fraction NCR/Legion you can kill as many as you want up until you get the mark of the legion from Impus Vulpus at the strip

    he comes up to you and says ANY CRIMES TO THE LEGION HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN but you have to be at a certain point in the story to trigger that. If that doesn't work you might be able to get in wearing a legion armor, I think if you talk to caesar it will "clear" your rep so you can do the mission

    I fuck around a lot with mass murder so i've been in similar situations but never had it totally shitfucked, there's usually a way to "fix" it.

    That would be kinda weird though if you can get to the fort and the guy that takes your weapons just starts shooting you. I feel like this has happened to me before lol

    I had to kill 2 legionaires after i got the mark. I tried getting in with legion armor, but the fucking dogs recognize it as a disguise and will start attacking. Only way i even got close was a stealth boy, but as soon as i finished talking with caesar, his guard all drew their weapons and attacked. Im tired of putting like 100 hours into a game to run into some game breaking bullshit.
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