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  1. I think im a pretty ok cook for someone with like no real training





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  2. Originally posted by Wariat guys this is no laughing matter. this isnt like a jhoke like im a joke becaus eof this ok?



    Originally posted by Wariat this is why i think i could use bradley over here. He and this polish guy theyre both bisexuals and heavy drug users could steer me together on the right path.

    Lol
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  3. i made beef bourguignon. Was pretty dank
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  4. She said shed fuck me for heroin and i was like word ill let u know but she was dating a smelly pedo and banging semiazas at the time. RiP i think she had nice tits or something

    I remember one time I asked her what her lifes greatest aspiration was and she said to be on TMZ and i said that was the saddest, most retarded thing id ever heard. It still ranks up there.
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  5. Ton8ght at the bar was gay as fuck. Shouldve just stayed home. Idk why other dudes feel the need to.convince me tjat one of pur mutual friends REALLY want to fuck them n g4abbed their cock.

    Id estimate, TOPS, 9nly like 40% of women i meet would have sex with me. Doesnt matter. Thats fine. Its fucking cringey to try tp convince another almost 40 year old man of the same kind of stories you told your friends when. You were 15.

    Just stop.
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  6. Originally posted by CandyRein There’s something that I really love that Butt does that I’m sure is just natural to him and he doesn’t think about it but I do and I think it’s really hott ..

    When Butt and I are intimate..he just moves me around the bed like a feather 🪶

    I just feel so lightweight the way he’ll just scoop me up from one area to another …

    Just one arm scoop me from here to there and I just feel beautiful lol

    It’s a soft feminine emotion that’s just kinda indescribable…

    It feels like ..ughh I hate when I try to describe a specific feeling and can’t

    It just feels like …hell I can’t describe it fuq it 💓

    Gf says she loves when i scoop her up and put her on the kitchen counter like a baby squirrel
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  7. Originally posted by aldra their entire religion is about tricking God, which should tell you everything you need to know about their collective psyche.

    God says you're not allowed to work or leave the house on Sunday. you want to leave the house? wrap a magic string around your neighbourhood and now the whole neighbourhood is your house!

    want to get work done? get a Shabbos Goy to do it for you!

    want to turn your lights on and off (using electricity or starting fires counts as work)? get a special lightbulb that, instead of turning off, has a little cover to hide the light when you want to sleep

    Gotta love structuring your entire life around some gay belief system and then finding loopholes to circumvent and lie your way through that system.

    Must be why they make such great lawyers.
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  8. Ill play The Forest with someone
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  9. Originally posted by POLECAT can i run RAT 5 from my router into my smokin lounge and then go wireless again?

    ftfy
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  10. Originally posted by eBagger 1 - 60mg extended release 1X a day. After day 3 became unbearable.

    Yeah back in August, left arm kept going numb/tingly/chest tight/traditional heart attack symptoms, but docs tests keep saying my heart and arteries are great

    But yeah that shit definitely works, like its probably going to lower bp effectively and if you take enough your body won't be able to take any sudden exercise. I got back to jogging 5 miles no problem (intermittent not entire 5 miles) and the day after ingestion I was dragging ass walking after 1/2 mile and retired at 1 mile mark. Stay aware of subtle symptoms, as aware as one tries to be, cardiac symptoms often don't present themselves until it's kinda blatant. Woke up with numb left arm prior to this very post

    Ive been having stabbing chest pains, weird palpitations n tingles since i was like 22. I just assume im fucked and as long as im not fucked, im pleasantly surprised.
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  11. Originally posted by Wariat under yeltsin when they were making all the porn and the official aoc was 14 it was.

    no way seriously? whoa. really makes you think.

    Maybe you should write a lengthy essay about the history of cp
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  12. Okay but would you still feel that way if they became a pedochile asylum country where you could have your butt tongued by Ruskyie ten year olds huh what u fink sartrek?
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  13. Originally posted by Wariat this

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f2704a4d64ef

    No one is clicking on any of your links dude. Ever. Ive watched videos of corpses being kicked and popped, and even i want no part of whatever nastiness youre involved in
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  14. Originally posted by Loing I hate jews

    Also i miss u dawg
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  15. Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.

    GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.

    €550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.

    This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.

    Your fault dawg
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  16. Originally posted by Niggles Is it trend to be antisemitic in the MOON PERSON and zoomer generation? I don't hate Muslims either. I don't understand why Hamas would throw Gaza away like this. Billions of dollars, human toll in the thousands when all is said and done. Bloody Fucking hell

    No people are just becoming aware of the undue influence that j00s have in nearly every facet of our lives, the fact that theyre conspicuously at the forefront of every regressive and destabilizing social movement, the spearhead of every effort to funnel migrants into western countries, the recipient of hundreds of billions of US taxpayer dollars. It feels like the snotty little shit in school who realized he could fuck with everyone because his big older brother went to the same school. I dont hate jedis. I dont hate muslims. I think religion in general is kind of silly. But we’ve bankrolled Israel for so long, that theyve had no reason to seriously pursue peace. We wont even allow resolutions to pass in the UN, condemning them for war crimes, without vetoing it. And thats not even necessarily to say that Muslims would find a way to live alongside them peacefully were it not for palestine. But when you continuously squeeze a people out of the tiny parcel of land you deigned to allow them, on the land that was theirs before international concensus decided to give it to you- youre not really even giving it a chance. And the richest part is that Israel is essentially an apartheid state, with policies that j00ish intellectuals would rail against with a FIERY passion if they were ever instituted in the united states. But in Israel, “its different”. Imagine building walls and checkpoints around the high crime black neighborhoods and shutting off the water and power and internet when they started throwing rocks at police cars.
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  17. I just think its becoming hard to not to be politically aware these days. Propaganda starts to become obvious, unless you willingly bury your head in the sand. You live long enough and begin experiencing deja vu with different flavors of the same world events.

    I have no illusions that Hamas wouldnt kill me if given a chance. But i also understand how Americans appear to people whove been brutalized by our puppet regimes, maimed by our bombs, starved by our sanctions. Hilarious thing is that the average fundamentalist Christian (who was the majority not many years ago) has more in common with fundamentalist Muslims than the progressive American ideology thats slowly making gains here. More likely to behead me? Hamas, for sure. More damaging to the overall peace and future of mine, and other western countries? Very likely, Israel.
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  18. Its also hard to not see 6 billion in unfrozen Iranian assets and one of the most glaring international intelligence blunders in recent memory- as anything other than some VERY deliberate calculus on someones part. The more you learn of history, the less willing you are to believe in coincidences.
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  19. Elote Coyote would be a good logo for the side of the corn wagon
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  20. Originally posted by Sudo Has anyone mentioned Mia Khalifah being publicly fired from playboy for posting pro palestinian memes? That's literally the sexiest thing she's ever done

    Incidentally as my social media feeds are filled with pro jizzraeli sentiment I watched porn last night and my algorithm was full of Arabs and hijabs when I've definitely never searched or watched those specific videos on that device before.

    Is porn now the only information apparatus that isn't controlled by thr chosen ones? I would Love to know what Marshall Mcluhan thinks of all this propaganda and also pornography itself. I remember during thr totse2 wars I used to make accounts with variations of his name in hopes idio or Rocklin would Google bim and learn something

    Start a PH channel where two men discuss nuanced geopolitics while fucking 2 women in the throat

    “The Oslo Accords were a farce. After WWII theres was never the international political will to hold Israel to account for UnnnGHHHHHHH FUCK. Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Good girl…………..its many incursions and violations of the agreement.”
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