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  1. Originally posted by Sudo My side chick before I went to jail was light skinned (half local indigenous black and half English) and always eluded to having 3somes and how Bi she was but that never happened. In my experience girls talk about 3somes way more than they want to participate in them. This is for like 700 reasons I don't feel like getting into.

    I had a 3some with a Lebanese girl and a white stripper who cosplayed as Trump in 2016 and went quasi viral. Her son was at the house a little before being picked up by his grandmother and was playing with a trunk she had full of clothes and accessories (in appropriate for a probably 7 year old boy but not my place to say at the time) so that was open. After that we started doing shots and I showed up with the Lebanese lesbo who I was fucking and hustlin' wit but she is smol and a super lightweight so she didn't drink much. We did a couple lines then the white stripper started feeling it and putting on clothes from the trunk and trying them on and we would critique and try to coerce her to take other clothes off. Eventually she was just in a bra and panties while wearing a hat and boas and probably some other accessories and the Lil lesbo took charge and just started rubbing her pussy when she was against the table. I'm just sitting there all fucked up not wanting to seem too aggressive like there are deer in my yard I'm trying to feed apples. So they start kissing a bit even tho leb les went right for sa pussy and I start rubbing and grinding on leb because I knew her better. We all stopped for a minute to do a line and discussed what we were gonna do and basically went to her room which had an amazingly sweet bed with big posts and banged for a while. I was worried about busting quick but thinking too much about it and doing blow made me unable to bust so I gave out some good dick. Leb les kinda got jealous and some feelings for a few reasons but was trying to play it cool. Basically she ensured I didn't have the strippers number or anyway to get ahold of her after besides showing up at her house where her sexually confused son may be. That's basically the end of the story, I think I saw the white French stripper once after that briefly and she seemed very friendly but clearly had no interest in me besides a conduit to do ho shit.

    Tl Dr did coke and fucked a leb ho and a white ho, who didn't seem to have any interest in me beyond my dick and I cry everytime

    Damn getting used for ur dick is fucked up. Why they gotta be so rude? Dont they know we humanz too?

    That kid is gonna grow up and only be able to get off with a woman wearing a donald trump mask.
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  2. Originally posted by aldra he gave birth to it, fully formed

    He expelled it cleanly from his shitpussy pristinely, like ejecting a cassette tape
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  3. Originally posted by Wariat im sure i couldnt at all anymore since i cant even get hard anymore.

    Jesus christ
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  4. Wow what a shitty bump maybe i should bump my shitty threads
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  5. Originally posted by Nile

    Aldra put me onto Rome. Good shit.

    We Who Fell In Love With the Sea is gonna be one of my funeral songs
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  6. Every girl I choke and fuck in the ass, i do it for doug
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  7. I wear size 17 so i dont have a very good selection of all the Cool shoes all the Hip Young People are wearing. Ive been shopping for a good pair of boots but its hard tofind unless theyre super heavy duty steel toes which i dont wanna wear out to the bar.
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  8. me->

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  9. Originally posted by aldra that looks like chopped up rabbit/wombat turd

    i thought it looked like HBWR seeds n i started having some fucked up flashbacks
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  10. You can get entire ounces of good quality indoor delivered toyour workplace here for $100.

    Sure, your delivery man will have to step over a schizophrenic woman scooting across the assphalt in jeans covered in human shit, but ey…..priorities, right California?
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  11. Originally posted by Sudo I feel like if a guy withheld pills someone was addicted to unless they had sex, people would recognize that guy to be pretty evil and scummy and there would be consequences. However When this kr0z tier bitch only doles out suboxone and gabbapentin in amounts she figures I will use by the time she wants more dick (and admits to this) I feel I'm being sexually and emotionally manipulated and don't know who I can talk to about it. Do any of you know a victims of sexual manipulation hotline. Honestly the first time we had sex I was on the fence (and she was being a weird tease with foreplay) and thought "what would kr0z do?" So I slammed that slampig and have now inherited some new problems in addition to my substance related ones.

    Fuck her in a hole she doesnt wanna be fucked in
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  12. Like one of those bird toys that balances its beak on a lil pedestal
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  13. Originally posted by WellHung or the person has general anxiety, or is inexperienced with women.

    I have both. But hes an angry, insecure little man who sees ill intention wherever he goes. Meanwhile he looks for the most vulnerable, inexperienced people to fuck with.
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  14. Originally posted by Wariat How do you overcome that fear especialy if its a freaking teenager?

    You stop trying to fuck teenagers.

    If youre getting nervous talking to a woman, it says something about you. Either that you think youre not worthy, or not interesting, or creepy, or that youre doing something wrong, etc.

    In your case- all of the above are true.

    Get your shit together and stop being a fucking pussy. Youre like 40.
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  15. Originally posted by Donald Trump Laser?

    U kno it

    I was gonna buy anything bc i really dislike getting gifts, but at least i know she’ll use this and she can pretend like Etsy is a real job. So it wont be money wasted at least.
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  16. Originally posted by CandyRein *packs bowl*

    Chestnuts roasting.. on an open fiiire…

    Jack Frost sucking, on your toes …

    *tokez*

    Although it’s been said… many times … many waaaayyys…


    Merry Christmas tooooo youuu..

    🎵💗

    I c wut u did thar chikkin
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  17. Samesies
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  18. I had no idea that was his middle name
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  19. Im self tapering from the zoloft n cymbalta so i feel pretty fucking dogshit rn
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  20. this nigger is cancer
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