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  1. Killing a nigga with a musket in 2022 would be gangster as fuck

    1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
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  2. I had to tell a girl i really liked something that really hurt her, and i have to tell a girl i was just passing time with that i may have given her an std now too.

    I just feel so fucking gross inside. I miss drugs so i wouldnt have to feel this shit.
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  3. Originally posted by Nile

    Random doodle.

    Thats what the sleepwalking kid in a movie draws before they find the family dog hanging from the rafters by its intestines
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  4. Send her a picture of ir dick unless ur not a man
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  5. Omg i cant even deal with you right now
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  6. I think i hate myself more than i hate wariat right now and that really says something
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  7. Sick. I dont like hurting people but im unfortunately good at it. I can rationalize it in any number of ways, but when it comes down to it, im selfish. I pretend like nobody cares about my enough for my fuckups and indiscretions to matter. Im making all the same selfish mistakes i made on drugs. I hate this feeling so much.
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  8. Thanks guys. I just need to vent a bit. Feels like someone punched me in the stomach.

    Like itd been like a cool 6 years since i fucked. And the first girl who comes onto me…this? Maybe i just used up all my good luck not getting shot or sent to prison. Idk.
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  9. Burn the coal pay the toll


    Fml
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  10. Originally posted by Sudo Did you get Covid? Herpes honestly isn't a big deal at all. You have something to remind you of the occasion besides this thread now. I'm depressed too and so is everyone else. Just seems like a really lonely and isolated holiday season, even worse than last year. Not gonna lie to you and say life sucks but I'd be lying to you if I said herpes meant anything to anyone who matters.

    Just be glad you got what you got out of what happened and take it and move on. Even when you've got cold pheromones you bagged a hawt interracial threesome and felt better about life forabit. The fact that you got herpes does not negate anything that happened. It's a side effect of that bitches poor decision making in thr past and does not in any way reflect poorly on you besides the decision not to wear a condom, which was a little careless. I almost fucked a girl without a condom a few weeks ago but thankfully she was as disgusted by me as I was of her and she quickly insisted I put one on. You'll b aite

    Yeah i have covid and herpes simultaneously now. Spent Christmas in a fucking leaky tent in the rain so i dont kill my elderly mother.

    This is just like an added hurdle i didnt need rn. I already have trouble approaching women n this is just some more bullshit.
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  11. Black chick gave me herpes 👍

    What in the actual fuck
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  12. Girl said im a black belt in Emotional Jiu Jitsu bc im so gay and supportive and cute that i make people love me.

    Ummm. The black chick calls me often. Ivebeen back over there a few times but the other girl is kinda sorta back together with the weird autistic bf i was shit talking when i was on the floor with the tomahawk.

    Black chick should def be medicated and when i go over there she wants to wrestle. She says shes got that Field Nigger Strength which is quite accurate. I have little doubt she could break my wrist like a chimpanzee if she were so inclined. The other day i was just trying to sleep and she kept trying to put her finger down my buttcrack n wrestle so after the like 20th time telling her to fuck off, i got her in a rear naked choke n cranked her neck to the side and yelled BITCH. CHILL. THE FUCK. OUT. STOP. She kept trying to squirm out of it until she realized she was fucked.

    Shes a fucking mess. Which prolly reflects more on me than anything.

    The other day we went to a Mexican spot for breakfast at 9am and she orders 2 El Cadillac margaritas that are like the size of my head, with 3 shots each Don Julio n 1 shot Gran Marnier. 9am, barefoot in the rain in a walrus onesie. She starts complaining to the saintly Mexican server lady about how the first marg had no tequila in it, n please actually put tequila in the next one. 5 min after finishing the first one shes slumped back in the booth trying to kick me under the table and shes popping her tit out. I have to tell her to sit the fuck up and stop making a scene and remind her there are kids in the back. On the way home (after the second margarita and eating none of her food) she drove way too fast in the rain and spun out her shitty smart car twice. I threw the leftovers at the dashboard and started yelling that she was a fucking retard, n didnt say a single word to her until we got back.

    Lol she asked me to move in and i said LOL ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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  13. Originally posted by RIPtotse Never fucked with a black chick ever.

    Not saying I wouldn't I guess, but honestly I probably wouldn't

    Acceptable answer
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  14. Poasts best friend n fellow Butthole Lady died of alcoholism, alone in an apt in Montana. He understandably made an exit. This place is depressing sometimes.

    See the CUSTOM LOLCATS thread for further info

    This was the video he n Poast n I collabd on before he died. At the time It felt hilarious poking fun at being a lonely, alcoholic scumbag. But now its just really fucking sad. I wanted it tobe in black n white like a student film, n less silly stuff, but he still had an eye for certain shots.

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  16. Originally posted by Sudo This thread deserves my shitposts more than that horrible excuse for a retarded thread

    I was about to say the same thing.

    Can someone program a bot to finish that thread for us?
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  17. The things you say follow zero fucking logic.

    Why are you alive?
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  18. bump
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  19. Originally posted by Wariat I got some screencaps and great footage foe younguys ifnyou want it of us doing the video chst or getting personal with each other if you guys want it.

    Literally no one gives a fuck. Youre a huge loser and you just look more and more pathetic. I wonder how many of her friends already know about the creepy lil fat dude that messages her all day? I wonder how often they laugh?
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  20. I mashed my dick n balls into a hot pan n melted them off like a piece of raclette cheese, then put bondo over the stub. Im smooth as a fuckin dolphin. High speed, low drag motherfuckers. Special forces shit.
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