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  1. Originally posted by Sudo Someone I know died a few days ago and his friend was trying to get ahold of me but I've been ignoring him even tho he said ASAP because I dont like or trust him. I saw my friend about a month ago but we talk several times a week. He has a 4 year old daughter and apparently some Ho left him dead and stole his shit and bounced.

    Someone I care about alot was in a car accident yesterday and totalled his truck and is very sore but alright. Fucking life man, I'm always picking up the pieces of my own or someone else's life, I just hope someone does the same when I go. I've felt so much worse the last few months, Idk how long I've got, dat impending doom breeds impending resignation to it

    Idk my life is objectively shit but im pretty alright rn. I mean imnot hapoy but im okay. Which is to say you can be okay even when circumstances beyond your control throw you for a loop.
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  2. I am Mike David
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  3. Originally posted by blaster master Watch this becomes the new big thing and the united (cuck)states becomes a giant carmageddon race war.

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  4. I conceal carry a pink Derringer betwixt my buttcheeks, with the grip nestled softly in my anus so I can pop shots straight out the holster
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  5. Make her lick a white hot spoon to prove her virtue, n if her tongue blisters, fuck her asshole to boost ur virility and cement her shame
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  6. pecan or die, bitch
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  7. Pea-cahwn
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  8. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 https://voca.ro/187RZUCZ51ds

    You sound almost exactly like me
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  9. Originally posted by Nile Cool.

    777 blessings on you my man. Also I found you mentioning New Amsterdam in ur 3sum thread weirdly synchronous cuz I had bought and made a pipe outta New Amsterdam Green Apple vodka. Never had or heard of em.

    Anyway good luck.

    Thx brothaman. Yeah a middle aged man drinking dirt cheap vodka over my shoulder in an ill fitting suit at 7am and trying to dodge child support while I try to fuck two drugged out hippies with my half dead whiskey cock was just *chefs kiss*

    A glorious melange. A scumbag symphony.
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  10. Champagne and lobster pad Thai

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  11. In vegas. Apparently I was black out drunk and I've already done all the wrong things lol
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  12. Rofl apparently I got the hookers number n then texted her her own name. Twice.
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  13. They clearly thought I was in a bad way bc they covered the floor in towels lol.
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  14. Idk I slammed 8 9% beers on the way over, smoked a blunt, won $600 on a slot machine, spent way too long chatting up an obvious prostitute n started tipping $20s to the free drink girl
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  15. Originally posted by Wariat and u think females are to be trusted and wonder why i do what i do?

    Rofl

    “Women are liars so I make sure to fuck them in their formative years before they learn any nasty tricks”
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  16. Going to Vegas for the first time tonight. Dont ask me how i havemt been yet. I guess compared to my life, Sin City seemed prettytame n boring. And i dont gamble or follow sports i guess.
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  17. I would never call myself a hero but i will eat the pancakes
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  18. Originally posted by Wariat in poland under any circumstances you will be tried or convicted or at least its against the law to even use a gun much less a knife in defense so why cant america be the same?

    For the same reason youre legally allowed to fuck children now. Poland is a shit tier country full of fags who sucked hitlers pinky toe for years and America is not the same go kys thx
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  19. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo 🅱️ussey

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  20. Originally posted by CandyRein I know y’all probably don’t care but I won a thanksgiving basket raffle today 😭

    And they told me how much they appreciated me and I cried which made them cry ..

    Imma tell the whole story later on but I’m goin to steak and shake now

    Love y’all!! 😜💗

    good vibez
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