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Fun cocoa fact:
Muslims cant eat marshmallows
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Wait till Friday and then make Fish Tacos. Beer battered and all!
Now im thinking about fish tacos. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuhck
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I think theyre just fucking witheveryone at this point
Props to the brave and powerful city/donors for allocating money during a pandemic so 3 smelly pansexual kids can sit in a 2 story building and make tik toks and share adderal
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Disney is gonna make a movie about a quiet white boy who reforms broken women with the power of his sainted dick
Like that movie about sandra bullock and the big black football player n how she changes his life with the power of her white tolerance, only in this case the big black football player is a tiny black football player and sandra bullock is my cock.
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THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT YOUR PETTY QUIBBLES THIS IS ABOUT ME LAYING DOWN THE DADDY DICK ON THE UNITED NATIONS OF PUSSY NOW PLEASE STAY THE FUCK ON TOPIC
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2021-12-15 at 4:12 PM UTC
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Battle of the Pies
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2021-08-26 at 10:48 PM UTC
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Check out my fly new teeths
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee
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WE GOT TO
RUN
DOWN
TO
BANANA AVENUE
JUST LEMME SEE UR DUONG BRO
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So good
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2021-12-15 at 4:58 PM UTC
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Proof of crust
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Originally posted by Wariat
maybe im just talking about the chicks from those meetups. so let me rephrase the question: why are they so judgemental and sassya nd if they hear prison they run from those meetups?
Because even a young, handsome, intelligent, charismatic, otherwise law abiding pedophile is a hard sell- and you are none of those things,
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2021-12-15 at 5:36 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Wariat
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Absolutely fucking not
Ok partys over guys, sorry. He ruined it for everyone.
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I def dont think im cut out for dat Sudo-loife
She also has a rusty machete holding the window shut for when her homeless ex tries to break in again.
Its almost awe inspiring that you get up each day and do the damn thing.
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Originally posted by Sudo
That sounds so fucking wifey you better put a rang onit
She sounds like she's fun in small doses and would benefit greatly from someone like you. She obviously can't be "fixed" until she decides to help herself but it's likely going to get more and more tiresome until she decides to do so. In the meantime it's probably fun doing weird shit together until her "omg sew randumb" maladaptive coping skills get old and she has to be emotionally honest and realizes you had it all along. That's when you finally ghost her and she cries in the rain outside your window before you close the blinds and release the hounds
This is like 100% accurate and this is why i love you.
When i was typing that up I was like “Damn this must feel what its like to be Sudo, minus the pills”. I actually compelled her to finish a bag of meth so shed fuck off and go to sleep bc she has brutal ADHD. Yeah fun in small doses but within 2 or 3 hours i just want to jump in my car and hop a curb trying to escape.
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2021-12-15 at 11:11 AM UTC
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I made apple. Thank this post 4 pics
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21 questions
Originally posted by Netflxchillr
What was the most important/valuable thing you've ever lost, why it was so valuable to you… that you wish you could have/get back?
Im pretty cheap so i dont really lose stuff. I was trying to think through the family heirlooms i prolly pawned n shit, but i think the most gay and most accurate answer is “time”. I wasted so much time being afraid and trying to be someone else and its exhausting trying to pick up all the shitty pieces of me loife. I often wonder how much different i could be if id only lost 5 or 7 or 10 years instead of 13. *shrug*
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2021-12-15 at 3:28 PM UTC
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Yeah imma just cocktease u at first with the knowledge that its got STREUSSEL TOPPING
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