Originally posted by Sudo
My uncles cousins swim coaches pet hamsters ghosts scullery maids daughters friends social media coordinator has a ruger super Blackhawk which spits fo fo mags and kicks like a mule. There's a video of that based grandpa Hickok47 or whatever letting it off and it's pretty funny.
All I want in the world is for more people to reject modernity…he typed from his cellular telephone
Thats what i used to carry on da skreetz lol.
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2022-08-16 at 8:26 PM UTC
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Broke Boy Meals
Eeew
Analingus clearly calls for a raspberry vinegarette
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Cooked dinner. Sang rammstein at karaoke. Tomboy nerd girl asked for my number. Eating strawberry shptcake, drinking tequila in a hammock on the roof
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2022-08-13 at 5:34 PM UTC
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News
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Stop tryna fuck waffle house waitresses
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Originally posted by Poast
I’m still alive. My buddy OMGPLZDNTBAN drank himself to death last year. Long live BHL. I rarely post on here, but pop in every now and then to watch that schizophrenic totse2k call me a dead mossad agent. Anyone who gets involved with him IRL is retarded.
Miss you homeboy
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2022-08-14 at 10:22 AM UTC
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Gray hair at an early age
Ive got curly white old man hairs growing on m6 forearms
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2021-09-28 at 5:28 AM UTC
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Gray hair at an early age
i started getting gray wheni was 17
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I thought id be dead and i am dead
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Just jherked off into the toilet
Its the most efficient and gentlemanly way
I jerk my cock with my pinky out for added class
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Originally posted by Sudo
I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery
What's my age again
What's mt age again
What the hell is autism?
What's my age again
I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.
I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own
The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post
This resonates with me
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Originally posted by Incessant
There's so much to unpack there
He shouldnt have kicked my car
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Originally posted by mmQ
I've never been to a David Buster's. Do they have all the LATEST TEKNOLOGEEZ like multiplayer VR arenas and hwhatnot?
Yeah they do.
N their happy hour is nuts. All drinks n appetizers 50% off so my whiskeys are like 4.50 for makers n a basket of wings is like $7
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Originally posted by mmQ
Im dumb and never heard of the word 'chemise' before but now I have and thank you. I'll probably forget it right after I post this but I'll try not to. Ask me about it a week from today and see if I still remember it.
Chemise. Kinda like chemistry. A one piece undergarment dress thing that a woman would show you if you two had good chemistry. Chemise. That's how I'm gonna remember it.
I always sleep in a chamois or a sham-wow
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Their happy hour is like 9pm-2am
Drinks are more generous than my usual lil dive n the wings are like 7/10. I usually ask for them exxxtra crispy
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I liked them. I might go back
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Finished season 1 of The Sandman. Bout to go get drunk at Dave n Busters n play house of the dead
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Drinking tequila, topo chico n lime. Holding a dog. About to sing.
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I ordered some spicy beef pho and a side of noodles n basil spring rolls from the place next door
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