If theres one thing young brouds like its large amounts of otc meds
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Imagine being that person who finds a bag of 5,000 pills in it
Any time i got pulled over, if it wasnt magneted to the engine compartment, i just dumped everything in a big gulp cup.
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Drinking a nice bottle of wine, watching always sunny. High as fuck eating roast duck and mushroom risotto
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Changing jerbs can be scary but dont u live in cali?
Cant u just pretend to transition or claim ur homeless and get like a 2k a month stipend?
Not if youre straight and white you cant. California is like hemorrhaging money and scrambling to figure out how to fix it. When i applied for food stamps 6 months ago, they granted me $10 a month and said i should be grateful bc some veterans getnothing. lol.
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Dispensary had a 20% off sale since it was the 20th day of the month, and then i had points and a first timer discount so i got 5 tins of kiva gummies for 60 bucks. I took 2 5mg gummies and im high as giraffe pussy. Its only 10mg wtf.
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Originally posted by Wariat
and i tried to fuck some 28 or 20 yr old ukriwnian chicks or hit them up buy them drinks etc and nothing worked. they ignored me or clsimed to have boyfriends or just werent interested. sort of like when me and star trek tried it wt the other bar we were at here in town. anyway, eventually i was srill on methadrone or had some left so i was horny so i sort of went up to or started to dance around these 31 yr olds one with big tits and the other slughtly pudgy or obese but not bad and they were all over me. or the pudgy one. she like ended up turning and hitting me with her ass when we dsnced and later we made out many times including her kissing my neck ear etc. i felt like i was being smothered. but at the end of the night like at 4 am i told her i may not perform or get hard because she replied we csn go to your place or mine when i asked her if she wanted to come over. and i started having feelings of inadeauecy or worried sbout rectile dysfunction. so she basiclsly got scsred or replied maybe you need another girk tonight or to find a diff one? and she sorpped like kissing me or being vlose etc. so she ended up leaving and bawiclaly ditching me and later this blond chick also like 31-32 was there and i dont know why i didnt try for the youngins as there were many 18 yr olds there last night like many but i ende up dancing newr her as i think the reason was she was alone and seemed like an easier target for me. so later we went to my place and ende dup fucking but my dick surprised me because it got hard for a minute and even when it wasnt she srill got on top and sort of fucked it. but only pussy she woukdnt put it in the ass or let me or suck my dick or lick my ass or nothing and i ended up licking her pussya nd ass which was sort of lame.
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2022-11-16 at 4:28 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Brain surgeon
1. I only need one job because I'm a fucking sous chef at a country club.
2. Your 'college degree' is an associates from a community College.
3. I am currently having my teeth fixed.
4. I have my license back and will be purchasing my own car shortly. With my own money.
5. I couldn't move back solely because the 4 companies that own 99% of the apartments won't rent to felons.
6. I've always shit on you music wise. You can barely hold a guitar or stand up bass and you look like a drunk toddler at the piano. I also play the mandolin, ukulele, and banjo.
7. I will enjoy another beer, hope you enjoy your next relapse. You'll literally never live a day for the rest of your life without opiates.
8. Stop talking about weed, everybody smokes, nobody cares.
9. Yeah I don't keep worn out hoes captive. I just fuck servers and randoms from bars.
10. You're at the methadone clinic right now.
I was on huge doses of methadone for like 4 years and ive been off it since 2018. It really isnt a life sentence if you have ur shit together and taper sensibly.
Granted im about to fill a big gulp cup with ice and tequila and drive to the bar but its a trade off.
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2022-11-15 at 11:01 AM UTC
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Idk what this means
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Doing a float, cryofreeze and then short day at work.
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2022-11-12 at 7:10 PM UTC
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😍Ford Ranger😍
Yeah i say do it. Gotta add to your shitty broken car collection.
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2022-11-12 at 7:24 PM UTC
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Would you fuck your ex?
I mean if it was someone i was still capable of being on good terms with- sure why not?
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2022-11-11 at 12:47 PM UTC
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Prove to me
If i gave half a fuck id start a video chatroom somewhere. i have a decade plus of PI but it all goes to the grave with me bc im an OG nigga n i aimt seen nothin n i aimt heard nothin and im constantly perplexed at how some of you take every opportunity to dox and undermine and fuck each other over. But you guys are spiteful, bitter niggers and no one with a pinch of common sense would trust you with anything.
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Off to go vote for the most racist, unwoke candidates i can find
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Originally posted by Incessant
Hoping I didn't overcook the scallops in my butternut squash soup with kale.
And cleaning my kitchen at the same time as cooking.
scallops are a really strange thing to mix with squash. and kale.
if anything scallops are just going to taste like very little. And the kale fucks with the texture.
Theres elegance in simplicity:
roasted squash
chicken stock
cream
browned onion or cooked leeks
roasted garlic
crisped bacon
thyme
fresh cracked pepper
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2022-11-07 at 5:52 PM UTC
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Getting a Small Raise
Congrats dude. My retirement plan is a .45 ACP.
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2022-11-06 at 4:36 AM UTC
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she cucked me again fuys
Youre so pathetic id almost feel bad for you if you werent a pedophile. Then again youre even a failure as a pedophile so maybe the universe works itself out.
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i got a bunch of sketchy looking shit
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