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2022-11-02 at 10:10 AM UTC
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I think my friend is dead
“ive tried to commit suicide 3 times”
rofl
obviously you werent trying very hard there bud.
What a pussy.
I hope he is dead. Mainly because people who threaten suicide as emotional blackmail are top tier faggots.
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write a heartfelt letter to her about how your sponsor told you you need to make amends yadda yadda and your friend made you promise if anything ever happened to himthat youd help take care of his mom. Say that you know she has resentments about you, but that you only want his spirit to be at peace, and that life is too short not to love one another with ur whole heart.
Make her some of your shitty poor people food and leave it on the porch and then one day go over there crying and shell open the door and be like bradley its okay honey it not ur fault. And shell press you to her old saggy breast and thats when you shove ur fingers in her and start sucking her lip and tell her youre gonna help her make a new son and name him the same as the guy you were fucking.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Ive been hanging out with this Belarussian guy and the ukrainian guy I met at the bar me and star trek hung out at who got me on meth and doing a lot o drugs lately like snorting and putting it in energy drinks or beer. the ukrainian guy lives basically on the street and does construction work and doesnt sleep hardly if any at all and the belarussian guy does uber eats since lately and we hung out in his room he shares with a bunch of other foreign dudes snorting some meth and drinking. I literlaly lost two days in a row as we hung out all loud too im surprised no one knocked or nothing in the belarussian guys room snorting and i snorted so much out of the blue i started to throw up and it started bouncing like i was on energy dirnks not where my heart is but left side of my body like where liver is. but then i also felt good and all i could talk about was sex or different chicks or women i had in the usa and in my life and how badly when i got on that meth i wanted to get some. the ukrainian guy likes really young chicks also but even younger than im comfrotable with now and he sort of has a slight reputation with it because this other indian guy who i also met at that bar me and star trek hung out at doesnt like it even though hes our friend he told me when the ukrainian guy dima was not around that one time he showed up at the bar and I kid you not the girl he was with was maximum 13. I was like no way. but oh yea the belarussian dude is quite crazy. hes like always high and apparently killed a guy in belarus before coming to poland but claims it was self defense so he won the court case or got found not guilty or some shit and never did serious time but grew up on the street since he was 15. Ive also been going to clubs and spending just a shitload of money. i need to calm down of all this shit.
youre on the right path. im proud of you.
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Mfw the pastor starts talking about the recipe for a marriage that is "pleasantly fragrant" to God, and that we should make an effort to "spray others with our love"
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I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.
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Thinking about setting up a short virtual tabletop horror RPG if anyone would want to play that
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I drink whatever the strongest thing is that i get poured for free. if its an IPA- cool. If im paying for a drink though, im not ordering anything less than like 80 proof.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
In other news, why in the fuck r u up at 3am if your not shooting coke lol
Me?
Im at fuxking werk
I felt like I had the flu all day at work. Fell asleep as soon as i got home. Woke up at midnight and now im playing octopath traveller with a pounding headache
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Was about to kick you in the dick
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2022-09-23 at 2:50 PM UTC
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Dietitian gave me this
Its like those diagrams they give to retarded old people so they remember what their kids look like or where they live
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Take probiotic/prebiotic supplements and lay off alcohol and acidic shit until ur poopchute is mended
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Originally posted by Wariat
so now i can legally fuck her. i just hit her up asking if she wants to fuck and come over after school.
Youre so fucking boring and sad.
Imagine how bad it must suck to be some autistic sentient thumb in his late 30s who cant trick a teenager into sex. lolz. what a scrub
In b4 she tricks you into doing her homework and has her little brother beat you up
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Just met up with tort. Shit happened. Poop was exchanged. Ive clme to realize my animal magnetism is a force to me reckoned with.
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I showed some strangers my penis and then we talked about our hopes n dreams n watched the sun rise.
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2022-09-10 at 2:13 PM UTC
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Selfie thread
Originally posted by Ghost
okay heres a real one in case any of the ladies forgot what a real man looks like
I believe it
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2022-09-09 at 9:16 AM UTC
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How would you like to die?
Preferably doing something heroic like saving people from a burning building or taking out a mass shooter
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2022-09-01 at 3:15 AM UTC
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How much do you weigh?
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2022-09-05 at 4 PM UTC
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How much do you weigh?
Originally posted by Steven
lol fatass
Id make you my dandyboi,homes
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