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  1. I ordered some spicy beef pho and a side of noodles n basil spring rolls from the place next door
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ And what the fuck is that?

    A homonaut.
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    lol I feel good. Happy
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  4. Need song suggestions
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Need song suggestions

    Whiskey lullaby
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I just burst into laughter at something I said ..smdh
  7. A black dude just dapped me up. N called me kinfolk. Life is complete.
  8. Originally posted by Incessant Whiskey lullaby

    Ive done this before. I dp it really well but it does NOT get the crpwd pumped
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Getting frisky with a fruit smoothie.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If someone unironically sang whisky lullaby at a bar I was at, I would kill myself. lol
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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ If someone unironically sang whisky lullaby at a bar I was at, I would kill myself. lol

    Interesting way you celebrate.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Interesting way you celebrate.

    What song would someone have to sing at a bar you were at for you to kill yourself? What song would make you stop in your tracks and think to yourself, Jesus FUCK I'm at a bar where someone is actually singing *song* and now I'm questioning my existence and I think I have no choice but to kill myself right here and now?
  13. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A homonaut.

    arsetronaut
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ If someone unironically sang whisky lullaby at a bar I was at, I would kill myself. lol

    Now picture a blackout drunk guy who looks like a lumberjack doing it. Off key.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Now picture a blackout drunk guy who looks like a lumberjack doing it. Off key.

    That's actually the only circumstance in which I'd tolerate it.
  16. Urinating and smelling the coffee on my piss
  17. Originally posted by Rape Monster Now picture a blackout drunk guy who looks like a lumberjack doing it. Off key.

    I resent the implication that i would EVER be off key
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ If someone unironically sang whisky lullaby at a bar I was at, I would kill myself. lol

    I walked in a tiny bar a few months ago with a friend and this ugly lady was SCREAMING "Ironic" by Alanus Whorisette at the top of her lungs and it was fucking deafening. She was way off pitch and terrible too. I was trying to find the irony in it bu5 just drank a shot of whiskey and left. Your post makes me think you knew this
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  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to eat my bbq pulled pork Sammy with coleslaw 💗

    I got a big pile of ribs in the crockpot right now, been goin for 2 hrs , should be ready to bbq in an hr
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  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT I got a big pile of ribs in the crockpot right now, been goin for 2 hrs , should be ready to bbq in an hr

    2 hours is not nearly long enuff for them to fall off the bone. u need 3-4 hrs for that.
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