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  1. Yup. Blueberry oatmeal, nigga

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  2. Drank 2 bottles of pinot noir, licked a line of molly of the next dor neighbors room mates cofee table, played some Forza n now im going t watch Ted lAsso n jerk off n drink.whiskey untl i can finally sleep. I was gonna eat my girl out bc its a fun sport for me but she passed out early n seems like a waste of my talents to give it a go at this point
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  3. Aids Linkin
    Honest AIDS
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  4. I havent had any opiates since like 2020 but i feel like id be a lot of fun if i did. Now i just have a box of car beers in the shade behind the passenger seat for my commutes to work
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  5. Im surprised you dont have some lil mulatoes runnin around dude you slippin nradleybee
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  6. or a porno version of Dr. Strange
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  7. Originally posted by aldra

    I don't know what I expected

    Looks like a special edition Pride Month Mortal Kombat character
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  8. This brings me joy
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  9. A lot of anonymous ethnic women have been trying to get dicked down lately and im starting to think that if i go stealth mode maybe i should oblige but only the ones from the health food stores or the crystal shop bc they dont believe in hormonal birth controlnly the rhythm method n moon signs n stuff. N i need to follow in the footsteps of my father and sire children that i ansolutely do not i temd on paying attention to

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  10. Frala made friends with the gooch and long time ago. How do you think her STAR rose so quickly in the doge eat doge corporate bloodsports battlesphere?
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  11. HEYYYYYY JOE
    I SAID WHERE U GOIN WITH THAT ANKH IN YO HAND
    GOIN DOWN TO ROB AN OLD LADY
    SMOKE METH AND FOOL AROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN

    GAYYYYYYYYYY JOE
    HE GOT MORE BOYFRIENDS THAN HE GOT TEETH
    NOW LISSEN TO ME

    GAYYYYY AYYYYYY JOEEEEEE
    OOJRAKMAJOOSH ROY
    THEN HE SET OUT TO SEA

    HES A SEMEN

    *fuzzy guitar solo*
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  12. How would you ever fall for something this dumb?
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  13. Originally posted by Kafka And you wonder why I befriended Wariat, bcus I'm a good judge of character. He never jumped on the hate Kafka train or tried anything with me.

    The fact that you befriended Wariat speaks to YOUR character more than anything. Someone who strokes your ego and feeds into your narcissism is clearly more important to you than whether they fuck children.

    tsk tsk.

    No ones threatened by you leaving. Youre the one that needs a host to survive, little insect.
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  14. My tinder story about getting catfished by a fat chick who told me she had a boat and then it turned out to be a sailboat that she was living on and then when she was giving me an aggressive handjob i saw she had black fingernails from diabetes or something and then she gave me a back massage and said i should try some of this supplement she takes which was the ashes of some indian guy “who’s never died” mixed with oil n gold leaf. Then tried to talk me into coming on her $750 3 day tantric breathwork retreat n i said damn lemme check my finances the next couple of weeks but lemme cop another couple bumps before i take off. N she had bottles of piss sitting outside her van.

    Fucking magical.
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  15. Originally posted by aldra I think the biggest problem with SSRIs is related to coming off them.

    for most people it 'evens' you out; you become emotionally numb which most people don't like and eventually want to stop. when you stop, though, the rebound/withdrawal effect makes (mostly negative) emotions extremely intense and doesn't really subside for a few weeks at least, so people aren't really able to gauge how bad their depression and anxiety were before getting on them and assume their only options are to be a permanent wreck or permanently medicated

    Im kinda there rn. I actually liked the numbness when i was single. But when i tell me gf to go upstairs n close the door to finish crying bc im not gonna have her fuck up my one day off work, shits kinda not good. Like whats the point of being in a relationship or having ANY relationship if you feel nothing for anyone?

    i did a pretty rapid taper n ive been off a few months. minor headaches at first. Ive def been a bit more moody than usual but nothing too bad.
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  16. Originally posted by Bradley u can drink and walk legally everywhere tho as long as u have a paperbag on it and can *kinda* stand up straight.

    That shits lame dude you cant lean all the way back in youre seat and bump nipsey hussle when ur walking
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  17. My daily commute is my silent protest to this tyranny
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  18. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chow Chang
    Ching Chong
    Mr. Wing Wong
    Charlie Charlie
    The Craw

    CrawDad aka The Crawfather
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  19. I put on a cock ring for the first time but my cock is too girthy so i just enepded up birsting a blood vessel n now i got a purple bruise on my shit that im sure will/3 fun to explain
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  20. Investigating

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