Theres a bunch of old dudes that wanna suck my dick. On general principale ive been beating them off like HEY GO AWAY OLD GUY but it occurs to me i could make some power oves with that old gay money
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the future is going to be a lifelong psychotic episode where it's impossible to tell what's real anymore, because short-term memory is short and after a while of immersion in THIS you won't be able to hold on to what you knew was real yesterday
Ive started to embrace the possibility that my life is one long, gay, mundane nightmare conjured up by the frantically firing neurons of an old man who fell into a swimming pool
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got back from th bar. Did karaoke at random bars n made friends. One dude was one of the lead animators for tony hawk pro skater 2, n his friend was some weird cowboy/actor who was a BMX guy. Their friemd was a big fat merd who played tje fat loser who drove the bitch van on sons of anarchy n i was like thats cool how do i sign up to be a big meaty pussy character in TV shows n he was like bro we’re too fat for conventional roles tall fat guy roles are one in a million. N i was like that kinda blows n his friend was like i got cocaine and like 6 lb of weed wanna come getlit on my boat? n i said i dont do coke or smoke weed anymore but if u throw in a bottle of whiskey n let me be captain im in. Turns out sailboats are incredibly difficult to manage in zero wind at 2 am with no visibility. I probably shouldnt have pushed the issue but thats just how iroll. Anyway they did blow n i asked if i could fire the flare gun n he was like nah the coast guard will come out here n i was like we can outrun them hatharjar bc sailboat. Idk the dude in the hat might be gay but everyone liked my singing n hat guy might give me the key tohis boat so i can run the engine once every 2 weeks or so while he goes back to colorado.
Honestly i wish i had better dtories it usually just ends up with hrown men telling me their childhood trauma while someone racks lines. im like fatter slightly less gay dr phil
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Originally posted by Meikai
We have an ongoing plot here involving a missing person, and OP got the shit kicked out of her after hiring a detective agency to look into it. This isn't bit sized melodrama; it's melodrama writ large, and I think that's wonderful. Layers upon layers of intrigue. Next season we're going to find out that The Black Window was pregnant with biohacked supersoldier babies made using her and Sophie's DNA, and this was a hit put out by the Bilderberg group.
Still a more coherent storyline than Lost
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