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  1. His legal name is maciej wieslaw lata.
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  2. Forgot about this.

    Still havent fucked up concretely since that one time i did coke n fent like a year ago. But that was honestly more out of spite than it was any genuine urge to use. At least it was really good coke. Hadnt had anything that clean since high school.

    Ive been trying to go to meetings at least once a week. Im not sure why i like them. God knows i dont follow all the stuff they say to do. But once you dive in and gain some self awareness, it becomes impossible not to see your addiction manifesting in other stuff. I just notice myself doing selfish, fucked up shit sometimes. And even though i know i shouldnt be doing it, even though in my head im like “this is super fucked up and youre a gigantic piece of shit” in the end i do whatever because i still havent managed self control and at least dancing around the flame a bit eases the cognitive dissonance long enough to go on about my life. Idk.
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  3. Oysters have pearls but clams have shells that are similarly shiny n pearly inside. From what i understand pearls are just oyster tears from when you irritate them so im not sure if clams just get bullied less
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  4. I made a life sized jacked woman with a huge cock. Spent a long time making sure the thighs were properly muscular. I left my phone at the house so i didnt lose it in the sand like i did last time. There were some kids iut digging for clams or something with their parents which i thouht was weird at like 1am
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  5. i didnt just DRAW it in the sand, wren. I gave it LIFE i MOLDED it. Like imagine a sandcastle but instead of a castle its a lifelike 6 foot tall woman with gigantic breasts and a 14 inch penis
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  6. Its a sunk cost at this point. its too much work. There are dudes where i was like “shit i wish i looked like him”. But ive never said to myself “i wonder what his cock tastes like?”. id have to sit thru HUNDREDS of drag queen story hours to force myself gay. If i was gonna fuck dudes i needed to kickstart that like 10 years ago. Now all there is for me is boring sex with women.
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  7. That was here in Los Angeles. The clerk with the stick will almost definitely be prosecuted by our DA George Gascon.

    The thief will probably sue the store and win, and the store will in turn fire the clerk.
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  8. Honestly dude if youre happy more power to you but i have to believe youd like to do better. Im older than you, but even youre too old for this shit. Pick urself up by ur assless chaps, stop doing stims and figure ur life out.
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  9. Dont you get even a little bit tired of being a gigantic fuckup and imploding your life a couple times a year, only to have to start back from square one older, more broke, more tired, more gay?

    busted bisexual bradley b beniggers himself every time he imbibes a bubbly beverage on his boss’s buck
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  10. Oh shit mash is alive

    like some pale kinky maned schizophrenic oracle emerged from the cyber soup
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  11. Am i GLAD im white? Yes. Am i PROUD? I mean i guess only as much as youd have “pride” in the accomplishments of your favorite sports team as a fat unathletic lump.
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  12. Originally posted by aldra for city driving a prius will do you fine I guess, would make sure you get hybrid instead of pure electric though

    a smart car is probably the gayest thing you can drive though. it's not even big enough for gay sex, one of you needs to be outside the car

    incorrect

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  13. My balls hurt and i need a new job
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  14. Originally posted by Rape Monster I never had brandy

    Its gross
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  15. I saw dougs doppelganger at work the other day it was fucking weird. Like if doug had been almost my height and muscular. Alternate reality bill bill Bill Krozbybybyby
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  16. FUCK THE ASS WITH YOUR ASS WHIRE
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  17. Originally posted by Kafka Aldra and DTE you haven't voted would you say why? Everyone is going to know, even if they try to ignore it, if you try to ignore it, that you are fine with children being emotionally tortured by an obsessed sadist.

    Youre on friendly terms with wariat. Someone who actually fantasizes about grooming and raping children.

    Youre a grown woman and wearing baby goth cupcake leggings doesnt change that fact.
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  18. My coworker and I had a delightful rif on the rwandan genocide being perpetrated by a jedi but he doesnt want to pay for 400,000 machetes so he agrees to pay cash for 120,000 and tells everyone they have to take turns
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  19. Because admitting that u own weapons or would like to begin making your own artisanal fertilizer or put an edgy engraving on your dust cover is a good way to get guantanamo'd
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