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  1. Did she have a tetris block inked above her pubic bone or what?

    idk never been my jam but if i were able to examine the goods like an old timey slave auction and everything seemed operational, i might throw her one for the ol bucket list.

    Howd they get the hips to look like that tho? damn transformers
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  2. Just got ghb. Havent taken any yet but still managed to hit a median on the freeway bc my headlights suck. Maybe the universes way of telling me im a retard.

    In any case, if im about to ingest liquid fentanyl, just know i was done in by a hippie named Gnarwahl.
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  3. This is the life u chose dawg
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  4. making out with bill burr would be great. hed be like.


    “Awright lets just…get this over with. Comon put your mouth on my lips. HEY WATCH THE HANDS YOU FAG THIS IS JUST TWO MEN EXPRESSING PRIMAL DESIRE THIS ISNT ROMEO AND JULIET!”
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  5. Originally posted by RIPtotse guys I'm actually thinking this false flag alien invasion shit is like 110% in our near future

    werhner von Braun said it was already in the making on his death bed



    in other news this cronuts #4 badder is fiire
    ima pick up a 3.5 crumble bucket of some orange soda tomorrow I think. I'm really enjoying these concentrates lately, everyone so about live resin or even rosin but honestly I think a good butane extract badder is the best. all the live resins and sugars are annoying with the 'terp sauce' and thc crystals floating around. I need to invest in a good dab rig, I'm just using nectar collectors now. maybe I'd like the resins better if I bought a good rig.

    bout to start a new grow too.

    If youre gonna do butane, just make sure you buy a good vacuum oven too. Id have sold you mine for the low low, but that got liquidated a year or so ago.
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  6. Originally posted by RIPtotse Mai boiiii

    Idk i had a bunch from when i used to make shatter. I had no use for them anymore but im such a pack rat i was like SOMEONE COULD USE THESE I SHOULD KEEP EM
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  7. Originally posted by RIPtotse well I have flower too but I'm gonna try to do an extract on my.homegrown too and see what happens.

    Lmk if u want some glass blasting tubes
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  8. Originally posted by Donald Trump Is that like metformin? I've heard good things about metformin improving lifespan in the lab. Lower blood sugar = lower oxidative stress or something like that.

    kind of. Its semaglutide. And yeah ive heard its pretty effective at lowering risk of cardiac events and stuff too. I have friends that have taken it, and in the first 2 months they lost like 40lb without changing anything lifestyle wise.
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  9. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy







    The start of the race went okay for 1/3rd of a lap before a crash.
    Then it was 10 laps of caution.
    After that we watched 4 more laps before leaving.
    The kid wasn't diggin it.

    I got a souvenir.

    That Fortnite physique
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  10. Theres a secret whiskey n cigar room behind a bookshelf n i spenr half my trip in there getting fat as fuck


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  11. Its not shadow people but our neighbor in the next penthouse over is some weird armenian gangster tweaker who came over when i wasnt hear one day and told my gf he could hear us fucking through the walls and that there are children there and we need to be more respectful. There arent. Never been a kid there. Meanwhile they have weird tweaker parties until 3am, and i smell cigarette smoke coming through the wall socket near our bed. But he insisted on coming in the apartment and looking around and my gf said no and that she was going to call the police. Then the tweaker went next door and started asking another neighbor woman how often she was having sex.

    I think someone is fucking with the wifi and shit. And theres like no way someone could get on the roof, but if anyone DID, the only way would be a like 20 foot jump across balconies from tweaker armenians penthouse, 4 stories up. He used to knock on the walls when wed jave sex or id hit my head on the wall. But its been quiet for so long idk why hed wait a year. I mean i guess itd be fun to scare someone if you were tweaked out and bored and shit. Hacking the wifi and doing creepy shit is one thing, but the other stuff would be a legitimate criminal offense.

    I texted the maintenance man n said i need to see the cameras for the courtyard tomorrow. This shit is just fucking retarded d gf finally got back to bed and i have work in 4 hours.
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  12. Originally posted by Meikai >21TB

    anyone w/ this much storage is instantly sus to me, because the only times i ever hear about someone wit a ton of storage it's a pedo with 20TB of child porn getting arrested

    My steam library is like 5tb and then I have another 6 tb of every tv show, movie, discography ive ever watched or listened to. For when i go OFF GRIDDY
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  13. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 How does it work?



    its just semi submersible orange spinning buoys with sharp stuff in between them to keep people crawling over the skinny parts.
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  14. Originally posted by Meikai onlyfans leaves a permanent record. all those girls are gonna hafta live with pictures of them with veggies in their holes floating around the internet for the rest of history. i learned my lesson from just telling people about the things i've had in my holes - that shit don't go away.

    Wear a freaky mask
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  15. Youd need some kind of gimmick. Idk all the girls are doing OF these days why not put on some smeared mascara and stick some vegetables in ur holez?
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  16. I was thinking about how effective id be as a preacher the other day. I have a story of struggle and redemption. Im good with people. Im friendly. So much of our lives is coercion and manipulation that it wouldnt feel like much of a stretch to do. I just feel a bit protective of desperate people i guess.

    But it would still be fun to see if i could pull off.
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  17. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tamales are one of the most overrated bland foods I've ever consumed. 2/10…it's like eating wet cardboard.

    Then youve had shitty tamales. Good ones are filled with roast pork or spices, chicken cheese tomatillos. And served with sauce on top is one of my favorite hangover breakfasts
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  18. Originally posted by Rape Monster Purewhitepanda sent me drugs wrapped up in some artwork his child drew, just a bunch of crayon scribbles

    thats a personalized touch. If i ever sell drugs, theyre all going to be packaged in retarded childrens artwork, as a reminder not to have kids. Kind of like those limited edition Ben N Jerrys flavors made by felons or cripples or trannies.
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  19. I did that with optiplex desktops for a summer. i would buy business surplus computers for like $40 and grab the processor/mobo and sell both together for $120 on ebay
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  20. Did the article mention roughly how many ml of cum?
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