Theyre starting the same thing in LA on october 1st. The amount of time i spent in court and unable to get certain jobs because of piddly little bullshit charges…. It kinda feels now like i just committed crimes in the wrong decade.
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Originally posted by Kafka
It only took you a year to insult me directly because you’re too much of a bitch. Stay in the shadows.
Maybe he just gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you were doing some weird girl narcissistic pedophile smelly autistic retard shtick. But now he realizes youre an actual person and incredibly abrasive and boring. Hes genuinely probably the nicest person on the site and if hes taking issue with you it should give you pause.
Of course nothing will ever give you pause though, because youre Wariat with cameltoe.
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Couple weeks ago gf and I go to this little hipster divey bar by her place. Towards the end of our night, I walk up to pay the tab. One of the bartenders is this tiny brunette. Dark, shoulder length curly hair, I think green eyes. Dark eyeshadow, metal bangles, boots dark lipstick. Cute. I plunk down my CC to settle up, and gf walks up next to me as I do. She and the bartender meet eyes as the bartender picks up my card, and gf does this weird eyebrow raise/fake smile/eye roll thing that women do sometimes. When we sit back at our table,i ask
“So what was about?”
“Huh?”
“What. Was. That. About?”
“What are you talking about?”
“The look you gave the bartender that looked like you were smiling through a wet fart”
“Thats disgusting…….Its a long story.”
“………………..”
“Youre not going to be weird about it?”
“Weird about what?”
Turns out she and this girl had hooked up a few months before gf and I started dating. (Shes pretty gay). My reaction is just “Oh. Right on”. She does another incredulous eyebrow raise. “Whats that supposed to mean?” Literally means nothing to me. “That doesnt DO something for you? Isnt that what all guys are into?” Not necessarily, no. “So you wouldnt fuck her?” Not unless thats something YOU’RE into.
Long, narrowed eye stare.
“So it wouldnt make you jealous to see another girl eating me out?” Not really, no. “Thats dumb. Why not?” Idk. Dude brain i guess. “You realize if i leave you for anyone, its probably gonna be a girl?” Thatd be unfortunate. “Im not opposed to it. But thered be like strict rules- non negotiable. 1. No one we know, none of our friends. 2. You dont get to cum in her. 3. She doesnt get to give you oral and vice versa”. That part struck me as weird. Seems like a weird line to draw. She says oral is WAY more intimate. I never felt that way at all. If anything it felt like the opposite. A blowjob or eating pussy is just kind of a sexy handshake. But she sees it very differently. In any case, its not super high on my list of priorities, and knowing how jealous she gets, itd probably result in a domestic dispute (even though this was kind of her suggestion). I will admit that tag teaming the little bartender with my gf or watching her lick my nut from between my gfs legs sounds pretty hot but not at the cost of potential drama i dont think. I dont think this was even a suggestion for the immediate future, but it got me to thinking :
1. Would you even open this pandoras box at the risk of of having some dude slide in ur girls box further down the line?
2. Why do men not feel any existential threat at the thought of a girl having sex with the woman you love?
3. Why do women feel that oral sex is more imtimate?
This has been my contribution
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Pasta and pizza are a very miniscule part of the average Italian diet.
French food way underrated. Coq au vin. Beouf Bourguinon. Duck confit.
I actually like Indian food or at least certain kinds. Then again most if the Indian dishes i like most have coconut milk and stuff which tastes a lot like thai food. A lot of it is also like tarragon and raisins and cardamom and HERES SOME TOMATO GARLIC CHOCOLATE GRAVY so idk that could probably go as long as i get thai curries.
idk what even constitutes “American”. BBQ? Burgers? Chowda? We seem to just take the outward trappings of a certain cuisine and then suck all the life out of it and make it less good.
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Originally posted by Fox
This does remind me of this idea for a book I had where some depressed guy gets enamored with this crazy chick who’s into committing petty crimes like shoplifting and shit and they start getting into increasingly illegal dangerous thrill seeking type shit together, just feeding off each other's negative energy in an insane self-destructive spiral of sex and violence until eventually they start murdering people.
So anyway the part this reminds me of is where they find out some rapper and his entourage is gonna be at a certain nightclub that night so they show up and kill them all and steal their chains and shit.
I should find where I saved that and start writing again…
NBK?
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Originally posted by Chios Honey
Sexual harassment and threats of rape I'll both kill you in defense and sue you at the same fucking time based on California Law. NO JOKE
Self defense doesnt exist in CA, doodoobrain. You can only orchestrate an Epstein event
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Originally posted by Incessant
True. I’m breakbig my own rules by I haven’t drank in three days and I feel great. Hoping to start only drinking thursdays and one weekend night moving forward.
Join GHB gang
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Opioid abusers get their hands held too much when it comes to quitting, every other drug you're on your own. Junkies get Suboxone and methadone.
Severe alcoholics get shit too. It depends on the severity of the withdrawals and whether there are medications thatll actually help you.
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I banter pretty well with my coworker. Im not smart at all but i know a lil about a lot of stuff. I feel like id make for an entertaining panelist. Today i did the robocop voice and riffed for like 10 min on my theoretical movie called HomoCop where a cyborg policeman combats crime by having gay sex with criminals, thereby turning them gay and causing them to kill themselves.His pneumatic ass pussy pops out of a compartment behind him, and strokes a cock at 30,000 rpm, causing almost instantaneous ejaculation.
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About how my gfs ass is fucking incredible. Shes got this tiny waist n then these bangin hips like an elastigirl physique. She got these new jeans and i wasnt even horny at all but i had to peel em off her in the bar parking lot to take a lil taste. Im a lucky man.
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I was going to say it must be embarrassing to have your name outed as someone who got raped while you were trying to rob someone. But then i realized he was raped to death. LULZ.
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